Maintenance Discussion [5/20/14] COMPLETE

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  • Joe - Morai
    Joe - Morai Posts: 1,299 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    sparkiesoft wrote: »
    There will be a maintenance tonight, 5/20/14. It will go from 11PM PDT to 2AM PDT.

    There are not patch notes for this maintenance, however there will be some minor fixes.

    What time it is for you: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20140520T23&p1=224&ah=3

    Maintenance Question: You're digging through an ancient burial site, and happen upon a shiny lamp. You unearth it from the ground, and take a few wipes at it to clear all of the dirt and dust. Shockingly, a mystical being appears, and because you've seen this a thousand times in stories, you realize it is a genie! As he comes out, he states that you can have 3 wishes, but unlike all of the stories you've heard, he does not allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?"

    Simple (: ai would wish thigs for the greater good without being selfish at all.

    1. Wipe this planet clean of humanity.
    2. Make sure that no trace of humanity will be left (like buildings and stuff) and just make it like we had never existed)
    3. Restore and protect the nature of this planet for all eternity (e.g. from total destruction via supernovas, dark holes, asteroids and so on)

    (:
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  • PeachyKisses - Archosaur
    PeachyKisses - Archosaur Posts: 178 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Joe - Morai wrote: »
    Simple (: ai would wish thigs for the greater good without being selfish at all.

    1. Wipe this planet clean of humanity.
    2. Make sure that no trace of humanity will be left (like buildings and stuff) and just make it like we had never existed)
    3. Restore and protect the nature of this planet for all eternity (e.g. from total destruction via supernovas, dark holes, asteroids and so on)

    (:


    After the first wish you wouldn't get to make the other 2 wishes you wouldn't exist to do so. b:laugh
  • MyCompany - Archosaur
    MyCompany - Archosaur Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I would wish for a different genie >.<
  • Highestelf - Heavens Tear
    Highestelf - Heavens Tear Posts: 177 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1. Annul his restrictions
    2. To be the wealthiest person
    3. To have no negative repercussions of any kind, resulting from said wealth
  • UnbrokenWill - Archosaur
    UnbrokenWill - Archosaur Posts: 385 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    sparkiesoft wrote: »
    Maintenance Question: You're digging through an ancient burial site, and happen upon a shiny lamp. You unearth it from the ground, and take a few wipes at it to clear all of the dirt and dust. Shockingly, a mystical being appears, and because you've seen this a thousand times in stories, you realize it is a genie! As he comes out, he states that you can have 3 wishes, but unlike all of the stories you've heard, he does not allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?"

    1. The Phoenix pet that I just put $30 real life dollars into this game to buy, stops getting stuck in very mild inclines. If my free ground pet can figure out how to climb a hill, my (as-advertised awesome) cash-shop pet should be able to figure that out too. It's just a tiny hill dammit. REAL LIFE MONEY=PET THAT CAN'T HANDLE A HILL!!!

    2. The constant CNN commercial lines going across my screen will disappear and never come back. I if I need something in the cash-shop, I will check the cash-shop. Stop messing up my screen space. Buncha A.D.D. programming ****.. GET UR ADS OFF MY SCREEN.

    3. That frikken Guardian/Rez scroll thingy that pops up right as I'm about to die, is removed. I have this cool skill where I can flip my health at least second and save myself as I'm about to die but, huh, whats that.. oh I got distracted by this **** I have to click to say go away, and now I'm dead. Oh, or I decide to go ahead and buy it, I'm bored, why not? Oh, it doesn't give a coin option.. just gold. Awesome.. now I'm dead again cuz I was playing with that instead of doing my stay alive tricks. STOP KILLING ME WITH YOUR ADVERTISING.
  • Pet_Catcher - Dreamweaver
    Pet_Catcher - Dreamweaver Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    3 wishes? psh... I can do this in one...
    no money?
    no love?

    no sir!

    my wish... my only wish...

    I wish the GM's would return to PWI

    (like back when they cared about us)
  • UnbrokenWill - Archosaur
    UnbrokenWill - Archosaur Posts: 385 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Selak - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Personally I would wish to have all the powers the genie has. b:chuckle

    Itttty bitty living space.

    SweetieBot, are you here?
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    UnbrokenWill - Archosaur wrote: »
    SweetieBot, are you here?
    it depends where is here?
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  • UnbrokenWill - Archosaur
    UnbrokenWill - Archosaur Posts: 385 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote: »
    it depends where is here?

    SweetieBot, we are in an intangible realm where thoughts become words and subsequently pixelations, in an infinite black void woven by technology, that allows us to send these pixelations in word form to express thoughts to one another in an instant bypassing time and space.

    SweetieBot, why can't my Phoenix hit something that is slightly up a hill from me?
  • AzureWings - Raging Tide
    AzureWings - Raging Tide Posts: 166 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Hope I get my wishful wing token's flyer after the maint <3
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    UnbrokenWill - Archosaur wrote: »

    SweetieBot, we are in an intangible realm where thoughts become words and subsequently pixelations, in an infinite black void woven by technology, that allows us to send these pixelations in word form to express thoughts to one another in an instant bypassing time and space.
    Which University?
    UnbrokenWill - Archosaur wrote: »

    SweetieBot, why can't my Phoenix hit something that is slightly up a hill from me?
    It is a mystery to me.
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  • _WiFi_ - Harshlands
    _WiFi_ - Harshlands Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    SweetieBot, if you had a voice would you sound like Scarlette Johanson?
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    _WiFi_ - Harshlands wrote: »
    SweetieBot, if you had a voice would you sound like Scarlette Johanson?
    You will be the first to know if I get one.
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    The servers are now down! Everyone start panicking!
    Ohh wait, this happens every maintenance.

    Here's the server status:

    West Coast Servers:
    Sanctuary (PVE) (pwigc2.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Heaven's Tear (PVE) (pwigc4.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Lost City (PvP) (pwigc3.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Archosaur (PvE) (pwiwest4.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE

    East Coast Servers:
    Harshlands (PvP) (pwieast1.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Dreamweaver (PvE) (pwieast2.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Raging Tide (PvE) (pwieast3.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE

    European Servers:
    Morai (PvE) (pwieu3.en.perfectworld.eu): OFFLINE
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  • FragiIe - Dreamweaver
    FragiIe - Dreamweaver Posts: 397 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1st I would wish for a hot dog
    2nd chili for my hot dog
    3rd chili dogs for everyone

    b:chuckleb:chuckle
  • LaserBeam - Dreamweaver
    LaserBeam - Dreamweaver Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I wish for infinite wishes then i wish for breakfast B-)
  • ToyMaker_NOT - Raging Tide
    ToyMaker_NOT - Raging Tide Posts: 397 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    In the context of this game...

    1) Fix rubber band glitch.

    2) Balanced classes.

    3) Genie and class push skills push players.
  • Joe - Morai
    Joe - Morai Posts: 1,299 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    FragiIe - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    1st I would wish for a hot dog
    2nd chili for my hot dog
    3rd chili dogs for everyone

    b:chuckleb:chuckle

    Sonic much? xDD
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    mypers.pw/1.8/#146464

    My SB:
    mypers.pw/1.8/#141476
  • surtr
    surtr Posts: 3,378 Perfect World Employee
    edited May 2014
    Manual patches:
    EN:
    783-788
    786-788

    DE:
    293-300
    297-300

    FR:
    253-257
    255-257
    ==/Senior QA Lead/==

    Surtr from the south wielding fire
    The gods' swords shine in the darkness, like stars in the night
    Mountains collapse into rubble and fiends shall fall
    Man walks the road to ruin as the sky splits in two
  • wolfcouncil1
    wolfcouncil1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    b:thanks World peace b:kiss

    No seriously. I would wish for world peace. Yeah alot of people know me as a fighter for higher in real life. But I would honestly love to simply have peace. If only a momentary peace for a few years. Alot of people will flame this post. But hey.. they dont live in the real world.

    ^^^^^^^
    If we cant wish for world peace... I would wish for the real world to be an Anime. Imagin how awesome that would be b:pleased
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  • Cherryfive - Dreamweaver
    Cherryfive - Dreamweaver Posts: 29 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1. I would wish to legally aquire 75% of jinxer's chicken strips.
    2. The ability to extract negative INtention from others.
    3. Forgiveness.
  • LilyWinters - Archosaur
    LilyWinters - Archosaur Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1- Stargazer Lilies and Lilacs flowered all year round with no repercussion to the environment.

    2- That people stopped being jackasses. (Purposely left vague to cover more bases.)

    3- To quit smoking. -_-
    Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
  • Servetje - Morai
    Servetje - Morai Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    i'd wish for:

    *unlimited funds

    *A Island in malasia with a own kingdom and all the comfort a human can have.

    *A harem with 30 wifes.

    *Eternal young

    that sums it up i guess f:cool
  • snarfsov
    snarfsov Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Should have wished for the ability to count... that's 4 wishes
  • PeachyKisses - Archosaur
    PeachyKisses - Archosaur Posts: 178 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    snarfsov wrote: »
    Should have wished for the ability to count... that's 4 wishes

    BWAHAHAHAHA b:laugh
  • noslenynhoj
    noslenynhoj Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1st wish : i would ask the genie to make all the money from this world to disappear b:laugh
    2nd wish: whatever people wish for in this world should happen and no need of money for that b:pleased
    3rd wish : i will ask for wings like in perfect world..so that i can fly to my love where she lives b:chuckle
  • Ophida - Dreamweaver
    Ophida - Dreamweaver Posts: 971 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    This (clicky, clicky) b:laugh
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  • KingCrash - Dreamweaver
    KingCrash - Dreamweaver Posts: 702 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Ophida - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    This (clicky, clicky) b:laugh

    lol Where there's a will, there's a way.
  • gorgasmed
    gorgasmed Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1. Gold price being down a little.
    2. Quit smoking the damn cigarettes!
    3. Eternal life for PWI D:
  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    SweetieBot please find the manual patch.
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