Things you don't want to hear a squad member say

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  • Kittysama - Raging Tide_1432680721
    edited June 2013
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    New Abaddon has a boss called "Puppeteer". He sends squad members to prison as time passes. If he sends some important class in squad to prison, that one might say:

    "<--In prison"

    He wiped squad.l
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • RedXL - Harshlands
    RedXL - Harshlands Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited June 2013
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    random squad member:"Why are you lvling so slowly ? FAAAAAIL ......"

    Female Cleric:" AAAAW barbs a hottie and bms so smexy thooooo b:dirty"
    While the squad is dying because the cleric didnt manage to set up bb....

    Anything in french or spanish

    Cleric: "Whos tanking?"
    Sin: "I can do"
    Veno:"Sin yeah"
    Me: "Guys the boss is ranged i can tank them ranged way better and i even have more hp ..."
    Cleric" No im not sure if i can heal you"
    Me:" Oo"


    When i make a fc squad with lets say a veno, bm, wizard and psychic....
    BM: "We need sin"
    Veno: "And seeker for AoE then we dont need a cleric because wiz can heal"
    Me:" We have a wiz already, we dont need a seeker. Maybe i find a barb and cleric."
    BM:" NOOOO i need bp, and we cant do fc without seeker. Psy and wiz are healers"
    Psy:" I have AoEs too you know ..."
    BM: " LOOOL psy dont even know how to play his classsssss, Psys are No AoEs "(lol)
    Me:"They are no AoEs, but they have some ..... We have enough AoE dds we need at least a cleric and if im getting a sin as well, then bm needs to pull and keep aggro"
    BM: "You mad? Do I look like a seeker? BMs cant pull dafuq"
    ...

    I would pk both the bm and veno for stupidity, annoyance and border line psychotic. Seekers came 3yrs after the game began and sins came what 2? idiots....
  • Ezio_Sin - Heavens Tear
    Ezio_Sin - Heavens Tear Posts: 175 Arc User
    edited June 2013
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    Relevant to recent event's.

    "What does this do? [Pwi Lottery Coupon]"
    Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
  • VVarSmite - Sanctuary
    VVarSmite - Sanctuary Posts: 29 Arc User
    edited June 2013
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    Piggy backing on Ezio I suppose


    Doing full WS on my seeker. All g16/r9/999 squad.. Mostly 102+

    So mostly no nubs.. Mostly


    We get to incarcerate.


    And the barb and archer go..
    "Oh there are only 4 minutes left on my [PW Lottery Ticket]. Brb turning in!"

    So they leave.. And then cleric dc's.. And then bm goes afk..
    And I'm trying to explain to the barb and archer that all the ppl on wc are just trolling.. You can't turn it in.. And then the barb rage quits.. b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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  • Ezio_Sin - Heavens Tear
    Ezio_Sin - Heavens Tear Posts: 175 Arc User
    edited June 2013
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    Piggy backing on Ezio I suppose


    Doing full WS on my seeker. All g16/r9/999 squad.. Mostly 102+

    So mostly no nubs.. Mostly


    We get to incarcerate.


    And the barb and archer go..
    "Oh there are only 4 minutes left on my [PW Lottery Ticket]. Brb turning in!"

    So they leave.. And then cleric dc's.. And then bm goes afk..
    And I'm trying to explain to the barb and archer that all the ppl on wc are just trolling.. You can't turn it in.. And then the barb rage quits.. b:cry

    haha :3 oh trolls, how one little world chat can affect so many people. At least that's what happened on my server.
    Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
  • Sesenia - Lost City
    Sesenia - Lost City Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited June 2013
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    One of them is telling me to hurry up... I hate that with a passion! I had a BM in my squad for my Bh and he kept crying the whole time the run was going on because me being slow was dragging mobs when his job was to kill them... Seriously how are you going to tell a cleric to hurry up, it's so annoying. Then my friend gave me speed pots and we just complained about him being slow, he's excuse was "my skill on cooldown ****" yeah well my class is on a perm cooldown so gtfo.~ <3 c:
  • Runebuddyboy - Sanctuary
    Runebuddyboy - Sanctuary Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited June 2013
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    Your in bh59.. You do a telecon to make a squad, someone with FB joins, and we all know FBS are more important than BHS.. so we turn down a seeker for the FBer.. we get ready to start.. and he says "im leaving after the first boss, i only need him"

    we just turned down, a seeker, who needs the full dungeon.. for a person with one boss...

    i felt like facepalming.. b:cry
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    Just another manic monday.. and tuesday and.. the entire week
  • Ezio_Sin - Heavens Tear
    Ezio_Sin - Heavens Tear Posts: 175 Arc User
    edited June 2013
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    Your in bh59.. You do a telecon to make a squad, someone with FB joins, and we all know FBS are more important than BHS.. so we turn down a seeker for the FBer.. we get ready to start.. and he says "im leaving after the first boss, i only need him"

    we just turned down, a seeker, who needs the full dungeon.. for a person with one boss...

    i felt like facepalming.. b:cry

    Yeah i like to ask "what bosses do you need? FUll or just a couple?" I usually always take the people who need full runs.
    Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
  • Runebuddyboy - Sanctuary
    Runebuddyboy - Sanctuary Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited June 2013
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    Yeah i like to ask "what bosses do you need? FUll or just a couple?" I usually always take the people who need full runs.

    I dont mind taking those who only need a couple.. I mean.. if i only needed one boss, id still stick around to the end of the run.. because.. im filling up a spot of someone else who could need them all.. it P***ed me off when he left after the first boss, and the seeker had already found another squadb:surrenderb:angry
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    Just another manic monday.. and tuesday and.. the entire week