Things you don't want to hear a squad member say

Kittennice - Heavens Tear
Kittennice - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,744 Arc User
edited June 2013 in General Discussion
There was a forum like this way back when
Don't know where it went >>

Anywho...


Gogo!
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  • Soul_Ripper_ - Harshlands
    Soul_Ripper_ - Harshlands Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    -_- Oh gawd, I hate hearing when someone asks what skill it is they need to use after I mention it to them. Aura of the Golden Bell or any other buff/debuff for example. f:fume
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  • plopnoklop
    plopnoklop Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    cleric op nuff said. Idk bro something about them grind my gears -.- and they dont know how ot listen
  • Wickedbrew - Raging Tide
    Wickedbrew - Raging Tide Posts: 856 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Any squad member that uses third person for himself/herself when they are typing in squad chat.

    I would rather be in an epically failed squad than have to read third person diatribe in any squad.
    WeBeKinky Leader - lvl 10x psychic

    If you don't like my attitude, you should realize I don't care.

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  • NzPanda - Archosaur
    NzPanda - Archosaur Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    After spending 1 hour trying to find a tank the cleric says he got to go :(
    and because u dont got a cleric the tank gos and then the rest go too leaving me standing there feeling alone.
  • Tide_Surfer - Archosaur
    Tide_Surfer - Archosaur Posts: 1,261 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    In BH100 so no excuse for them not knowing any of the lingo:
    They were a cleric.
    All of the following they were being serious, not taking the **** out of it.
    Squad asked for BB, they replied "What's BB?"
    Tank asked for 3 IH, they replied "How do I do that?"
    Squad was meeting at heart of warsong and leader of squad (the tank) asked for rebuff, this is the one that pissed me off the most, the cleric replied "I don't know wtf to do, not my problem"
    Let's just say that cleric was put safely on all our BL's :)
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    Veneir: "Seashell? :3"
    Tide_Surfer: "Yes Veny, yes. A speshall seashell."
  • jamminjimmy
    jamminjimmy Posts: 141 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    After spending 1 hour trying to find a tank the cleric says he got to go :(
    and because u dont got a cleric the tank gos and then the rest go too leaving me standing there feeling alone.

    +100000000 even as cleric ive had this ,o wait that was old nirvana lol
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  • Wickedbrew - Raging Tide
    Wickedbrew - Raging Tide Posts: 856 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    After spending 1 hour trying to find a tank the cleric says he got to go :(
    and because u dont got a cleric the tank gos and then the rest go too leaving me standing there feeling alone.

    It's reasons like you have mentioned, that I eschew pick-up squads. I would rather have members of my faction, or friends of mine in other factions squad together when we have the same BHs or quests.

    Patience is a virtue, of which I find many in this game lacking.
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    If you don't like my attitude, you should realize I don't care.

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  • Neferhotep - Lost City
    Neferhotep - Lost City Posts: 276 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    random squad member:"Why are you lvling so slowly ? FAAAAAIL ......"

    Female Cleric:" AAAAW barbs a hottie and bms so smexy thooooo b:dirty"
    While the squad is dying because the cleric didnt manage to set up bb....

    Anything in french or spanish

    Cleric: "Whos tanking?"
    Sin: "I can do"
    Veno:"Sin yeah"
    Me: "Guys the boss is ranged i can tank them ranged way better and i even have more hp ..."
    Cleric" No im not sure if i can heal you"
    Me:" Oo"


    When i make a fc squad with lets say a veno, bm, wizard and psychic....
    BM: "We need sin"
    Veno: "And seeker for AoE then we dont need a cleric because wiz can heal"
    Me:" We have a wiz already, we dont need a seeker. Maybe i find a barb and cleric."
    BM:" NOOOO i need bp, and we cant do fc without seeker. Psy and wiz are healers"
    Psy:" I have AoEs too you know ..."
    BM: " LOOOL psy dont even know how to play his classsssss, Psys are No AoEs "(lol)
    Me:"They are no AoEs, but they have some ..... We have enough AoE dds we need at least a cleric and if im getting a sin as well, then bm needs to pull and keep aggro"
    BM: "You mad? Do I look like a seeker? BMs cant pull dafuq"
    ...
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  • TheFire - Lost City
    TheFire - Lost City Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Any squad member that uses third person for himself/herself when they are typing in squad chat.

    I would rather be in an epically failed squad than have to read third person diatribe in any squad.

    well TheFire doesn't like it when TheFire hears some one say " Hey let me try something! or Dude this works in forst so it has to work here!"
  • PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver
    PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,507 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    after asking a bm to HF
    "I don't roll with that"

    true story. well, maybe it's not an exact quote but yeahb:sad
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  • Traydor_Styx - Raging Tide
    Traydor_Styx - Raging Tide Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    pfft any bm should have it regardless.

    -

    When a player can't play there class.

    When a player looks for a squad and has armor 20 + lower then it should have.
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  • IBaMBii - Heavens Tear
    IBaMBii - Heavens Tear Posts: 464 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    When a sin tells me to devour when I'm tankin cause my aps does more damage than his. /bestial onslaught FTW

    When someone says brb and they come back till bh is cleared to boss

    When a 6k hp sin wants to tank

    When a cleric will heal the DDs archer over me when I'm getting charm *****

    When a cleric QQs when their bb drops in metal when runners Arnt dead

    When any class thinks they know every other class better than the other people themselves but they fail.

    When the squad wipes and I get blamed when I wasn't ready or not even there..

    b:bye

    More:
    When everyone in the squad is ready to push or pull or kill boss and one person says Brb..

    When they are screaming BUFF ME BUFF ME when they get purged

    When someone uses me a chi **** for my demon hp buff..

    When you wc people for squad and they pm you "me" and not their class..

    When someone tells the squad their life story x.x

    /back for more later
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  • Traydor_Styx - Raging Tide
    Traydor_Styx - Raging Tide Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    When someone says brb and they come back till bh is cleared to boss - Yes!!

    When a sin tells me to devour when I'm tankin cause my aps does more damage than his. /bestial onslaught FTW - mmm pends on the bosses HP. 50% or less - sure, 70% or more - HELL NO
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  • HideYoHubby - Archosaur
    HideYoHubby - Archosaur Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    When a sin tells me to devour when I'm tankin cause my aps does more damage than his. /bestial onslaught FTW

    Its not like devour boosts everybodys physical damage, yourself included... This is, of course, as long as devouring doesnt mean losing aggro and sin being too squishy to take it. If thats not the case, I really dont see any reason why you shouldnt devour and thus increase squad dps.
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  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    When Dryad or Lord survive the first spark cycle, and BMs and assassins continue to auto-attack while the boss is buffed, rather than switching to skill spamming... or when they tell me to purge, when it's pretty much futile (Dryad's buffs have disappeared before channeling finished every time I've tried, and come back before purge's cooldown is even half over; Lord's buffs reappear almost as soon as purged.)
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  • IBaMBii - Heavens Tear
    IBaMBii - Heavens Tear Posts: 464 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    When a sin wants me to tank though; I have to onslaught for constant crits. But them they cry for devour.. I can't do both; going tiger and trying for Aggro in aps doesn't work.
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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Pervy remarks all the damn time. 99.9% of the time I been in such a squad, they were anything but efficient <_<


    Also "...", squads that can't even be arsed to say hello back when you join.
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  • Untamed_pain - Archosaur
    Untamed_pain - Archosaur Posts: 533 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    I hate when people try to tell me what to do when i know what i'm doing and they fail at trying to tell me what to do lol. and yes that has happened before

    I hate when people say they are 'pro' and so not b:chuckle

    i don't like clerics who don't heal...your a cleric its your job...and yes i know some.
    untamed_pain demon veno 103-100-101
    SweetAzHoney Sage Cleric 102-currently rebirthing
    xXZoeMarieXx sage seeker 101-currently rebirthing
    StormyRainz Demon Mystic 101 Not rebirth yet
    EsmeStorms Demon wizzy 101 not rebirth yet
    UhitLikaGirl Almost sage barb 100 buffer
    and loads of other alts...
  • Kalmiah - Raging Tide
    Kalmiah - Raging Tide Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    " Mystic buff me plz " after they already have the resurrect -.-

    " lol demon barb/cleric is fail "
  • GlenRoss - Archosaur
    GlenRoss - Archosaur Posts: 430 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    I'll be back. I have to run to the store.
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  • Kittysama - Raging Tide_1432680721
    edited June 2013
    When Kitty ish FCing on psy, Kitty usually shouts something like "Time for herpderp AoEing!" or "KAMIKAZEEE!!!" before starting AoE nuking on pulls. Kitty has a bad tendency to die with mobs as 80+ squads don't usually get mobs killed before stun wears off, not to mention Psychic Will that Kitty uses 5 secs after stun. Wondering a bit how they don't.
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    Ten Paths of Kittyness(old mains when deleted): Kittysama 100(100) Sage HA-Venomancer |Aivina 100(101) Sage (ex-Zerk) Str. Seeker | Kittytart 90(101) Demon All path Zerk BM | KittyFishie 92(101) Demon APS/DPH Zerk Assassin | Haroin 100(100) Demon Vit. Zerk Barbarian | Elfborn 82(100) Demon Cleric | Pessimiste 85(100) Sage Wizard | PalavaEnkeli 87(100) Demon Fist/APS-Archer | VerenVanki 85(100) Demon Mystic | MerenPeto 85(100) Sage Psychic
    Current mains: Old psy and 19 new/recreated mains(avg. level 82)
  • Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands
    Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands Posts: 7,231 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    When I'm on my mystic in a instance and the cleric tell me ''You heal, I DD'' ... *punch the cleric in the face* ... I don't understand clerics that absolutely want to DD on cleric, make a other class please, but don't ask others to make your job cause you got bored of it.

    Sins jumping in a group of mobs without AOE and scream ''HEAL FAIL CLERIC!!!!'' ... mhm no thx, I won't die for your stupidity.

    People that die 3 times in 15 seconds and scream ''REZZ BUFF'' each time ... did you know that mystic have a cooldown too on their buffs/skills?




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  • Ezio_Sin - Heavens Tear
    Ezio_Sin - Heavens Tear Posts: 175 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    People who tell you how to play your class.

    Brb running to store (this was mentioned but it has happened to me so many times)

    Brb smoke.

    "Sorry i brb gotta clean my house"

    People who say "We NEED a seeker" or "We NEED a bm" Both of those classes are nice to have but you cant always get what you want.

    "Lol fail sin not have hook&thorns" Sorry, they do give a little bit of interval but there are other daggers i like more than them at level 80/90.
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  • Kittysama - Raging Tide_1432680721
    edited June 2013
    People who tell you how to play your class.

    If you don't fail and clearly know your class, then yush, it's irritating. There's just so many ppl that don't actually know how to play their class well. In those cases giving little guiding might help if the one guiding knows that class really well. It's up to guided one to take or not those hints. Too many just ignore them and continues playing badly. f:angry

    People who say "We NEED a seeker" or "We NEED a bm" Both of those classes are nice to have but you cant always get what you want.

    Kitty approves. In most cases there's no really NEEDED class, except barb and cleric for some bosses that hit too much and have nasty debuffs. In FC there's no class that can't be replaced with another as long as there's something to keep squads HP up(usually healer, cleric or mystic, psy or wizzie on rarer cases to prevent massive crab use) and someone to take damage from bosses(can be ANY class with proper healer).

    "Lol fail sin not have hook&thorns" Sorry, they do give a little bit of interval but there are other daggers i like more than them at level 80/90.

    Kitty totally approves. Hook&Thorns give some int and higher hits indeed. But that's doesn't help if sin can't take any damage when stealing aggro with super herpderp spark APSing. FC dags(Ghost Cry Thorn) has nice healing/def. buff proc that helps a lot when tanking and some other dags have crit rate. And too many sins have just H&Ts but no skill or armor to stay enough long alive to use them. Good sins can solo bishop shade without crabs after 89, best ones even earlier. With crabs any H&T sin with even poor gears can solo it with crabs if sin knows how to play at all.

    Kitty's answers in RED
    "Sorry, can't solo bishop shade" from a properly geared sin at 89.
    f:sweat
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    Ten Paths of Kittyness(old mains when deleted): Kittysama 100(100) Sage HA-Venomancer |Aivina 100(101) Sage (ex-Zerk) Str. Seeker | Kittytart 90(101) Demon All path Zerk BM | KittyFishie 92(101) Demon APS/DPH Zerk Assassin | Haroin 100(100) Demon Vit. Zerk Barbarian | Elfborn 82(100) Demon Cleric | Pessimiste 85(100) Sage Wizard | PalavaEnkeli 87(100) Demon Fist/APS-Archer | VerenVanki 85(100) Demon Mystic | MerenPeto 85(100) Sage Psychic
    Current mains: Old psy and 19 new/recreated mains(avg. level 82)
  • Kalmiah - Raging Tide
    Kalmiah - Raging Tide Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    " Can I try to vortex bishop boss? "
  • GlenRoss - Archosaur
    GlenRoss - Archosaur Posts: 430 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    (With a cleric 1 minute from arriving and no OP in a mostly alt squad): "Let's see if we can kill Hellfire Abomination before she gets here."
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  • Neferhotep - Lost City
    Neferhotep - Lost City Posts: 276 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    When i have to pull and vortex and i tell them CLEARLY to kill the bishops ONLY, and 1 min later:
    "K shade is dead"
    ....

    "Seeker use vovo pls ..." I dont know if this is on other servers as well, but on Morai ppl tend to use the word "Vovo" for Vortex and its so annyoing ....

    Mystic:" I dont wanna heal my main is a cleric and i play a mystic to not have to heal on her as well"

    Really, the healing tree makes about 50 percent of a mystics skills and if you refuse to use it its like a barb refusing to use tiger form because hes "DD barb". If a cleric is avaible i can understand that the mystics focus on dd, but should also buff at least the cleric and use salvation or FP if neccesary.

    If they wanna be a dd only, then they shouldnt play the 2nd healer class in PW.
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  • Untamed_pain - Archosaur
    Untamed_pain - Archosaur Posts: 533 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    When i have to pull and vortex and i tell them CLEARLY to kill the bishops ONLY, and 1 min later:
    "K shade is dead"
    ....

    "Seeker use vovo pls ..." I dont know if this is on other servers as well, but on Morai ppl tend to use the word "Vovo" for Vortex and its so annyoing ....

    Mystic:" I dont wanna heal my main is a cleric and i play a mystic to not have to heal on her as well"

    Really, the healing tree makes about 50 percent of a mystics skills and if you refuse to use it its like a barb refusing to use tiger form because hes "DD barb". If a cleric is avaible i can understand that the mystics focus on dd, but should also buff at least the cleric and use salvation or FP if neccesary.

    If they wanna be a dd only, then they shouldnt play the 2nd healer class in PW.


    lol, that's why i don't play my mystic i didn't wanna heal for bhs. and my cleric is 101. I was healing better then the cleric in most cases i was in squad with...obviously my veno is my main. My mystic got to 81 and gave up on it. well for now.
    untamed_pain demon veno 103-100-101
    SweetAzHoney Sage Cleric 102-currently rebirthing
    xXZoeMarieXx sage seeker 101-currently rebirthing
    StormyRainz Demon Mystic 101 Not rebirth yet
    EsmeStorms Demon wizzy 101 not rebirth yet
    UhitLikaGirl Almost sage barb 100 buffer
    and loads of other alts...
  • Kittysama - Raging Tide_1432680721
    edited June 2013
    My mystic got to 81 and gave up on it. well for now.

    Try to get it couple more levels. If you can get your hands on FC magic weapon, herbs do most of the healing for mystic. Kitty's mystic has Sensoid Emptiness(FC gold-wand) and Kitty can DD 90% of boss time(and most of the time when dealing with mobs, too) among healing by having Vital Herb and Healing Herb on ground and spamming Storm Mistress's single-target skill and Nature's Vengeange. Works on all bosses except Runewolf f:cute
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    Final ragequit on 21/02/2014 'cause ARC. Back on 15/04/2014, RL was bored.
    Ten Paths of Kittyness(old mains when deleted): Kittysama 100(100) Sage HA-Venomancer |Aivina 100(101) Sage (ex-Zerk) Str. Seeker | Kittytart 90(101) Demon All path Zerk BM | KittyFishie 92(101) Demon APS/DPH Zerk Assassin | Haroin 100(100) Demon Vit. Zerk Barbarian | Elfborn 82(100) Demon Cleric | Pessimiste 85(100) Sage Wizard | PalavaEnkeli 87(100) Demon Fist/APS-Archer | VerenVanki 85(100) Demon Mystic | MerenPeto 85(100) Sage Psychic
    Current mains: Old psy and 19 new/recreated mains(avg. level 82)
  • Titoto - Raging Tide_1375997119
    Titoto - Raging Tide_1375997119 Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    In bh 3, "we have 2 clerics no need to BB jus squad heal", said clerics choose to go metal mage and dies one after the other -.-