Sh*t People say in PM's

So, I occasionally bother, pester, annoy, vex, or absolutely confuse the living f*ck out of people randomly when I feel like it. I've actually come up with a buttload of entertaining and interesting stuff to say to people when I'm in the mood to be a conversationalist.

And sometimes, I get the most interesting responses from these random pm's, which end up being rather amusing---one of them I already shared, which was what I like to call: "The Soulfeast Incident."

I have plenty of these giggle-worthy screenshots....and I do hate keeping them for myself, because people think it's weird when you're loling by yourself with nobody around....not that I would know, of course.

So every week, I will post a shiny new picture of lolz from ingame, from people I randomly poke fun with, with a little background as to how it came along.

EDIT EDIT EDIT---Feel free to post your own Screenies, but make sure you crop them, and give us some backstory....otherwise it's not nearly as entertaining.


April 08, 2013: Shower Stories
Here's the story behind this one.
RiraChi somehow managed to navigate normal Guild Chat, into utter chaos by mentioning he had a book full of shower stories. Mayhem (lolpun) ensued in the little game now known in chat as "Shower Stories Time."
I had stopped telling my story because I'd been talking with Bella, and...well, Yabba took charge. <.<;

....Sorry Longknife, but you're not my type....not nearly purple enough.