Sh*t People say in PM's

Born_Free - Lost City
Born_Free - Lost City Posts: 157 Arc User
edited April 2013 in Dawnglory (EU)
So, I occasionally bother, pester, annoy, vex, or absolutely confuse the living f*ck out of people randomly when I feel like it. I've actually come up with a buttload of entertaining and interesting stuff to say to people when I'm in the mood to be a conversationalist.

And sometimes, I get the most interesting responses from these random pm's, which end up being rather amusing---one of them I already shared, which was what I like to call: "The Soulfeast Incident."

I have plenty of these giggle-worthy screenshots....and I do hate keeping them for myself, because people think it's weird when you're loling by yourself with nobody around....not that I would know, of course.

So every week, I will post a shiny new picture of lolz from ingame, from people I randomly poke fun with, with a little background as to how it came along.

EDIT EDIT EDIT---Feel free to post your own Screenies, but make sure you crop them, and give us some backstory....otherwise it's not nearly as entertaining.


April 08, 2013: Shower Stories
Here's the story behind this one.
RiraChi somehow managed to navigate normal Guild Chat, into utter chaos by mentioning he had a book full of shower stories. Mayhem (lolpun) ensued in the little game now known in chat as "Shower Stories Time."
I had stopped telling my story because I'd been talking with Bella, and...well, Yabba took charge. <.<;

....Sorry Longknife, but you're not my type....not nearly purple enough.
PWI: Constantly **** you in the **** so much you can't sit to play anymore. No wonder people are so butthurt.
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  • Burnout - Harshlands
    Burnout - Harshlands Posts: 2,585 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I feel like your post should be made into one of those little family blog pages that share everything about their personal lives, and has an archive 8 years old, but only has a grand total of 7 views. b:chuckle
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    I replied to the 7th topic on the 1st page of mystic forums, and got reported for necro. Plz save mystic forums.
  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    So is my little pm stuffs.

    Apparently I'm ***... o.o

    Little backgroud;

    One day before TW I was doing the ToB and suddenly got a pm from the most unusually named person... i proceeded to answer all their questions with 100% truth, even though I had no idea who this person really was...
    It wasn't until after that I discovered who it really was... f:sneaky


    sorry about the bad quality of the image, had to do it in paint cause my photoshop isn't working atm x.x
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    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    Hey Born,

    Just make sure you blur out the names when you post any future ones. Since private communication isn't allowed to be shared. I'm assuming you got permission from your faction on the first pic.

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  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ...well apparently mine isn't allowed to be shared... too sexual? lmao xDD
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    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • Born_Free - Lost City
    Born_Free - Lost City Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I shall now tap dance on the table in this chicken suit to express my love for you, Armani. b:dirty
    PWI: Constantly **** you in the **** so much you can't sit to play anymore. No wonder people are so butthurt.
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Born_Free - Lost City wrote: »
    I shall now tap dance on the table in this chicken suit to express my love for you, Armani. b:dirty

    Naked is better.

    Zheii should blur out the dirty parts a bit so we can all see, I was late to the thread and my curiosity has been piqued.
  • Born_Free - Lost City
    Born_Free - Lost City Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Naked is better.

    I.....Wow. I can't even argue with that. Good idea! I'll plan on doing that later on her window ledge while she's sleeping.


    ....although I'm starting to be curious as well as to what could be dirtier than stroking a Longknife....that guy's pretty darn filthy. b:quiet
    PWI: Constantly **** you in the **** so much you can't sit to play anymore. No wonder people are so butthurt.
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I don't think that quite tops what I did a few years back b:chuckle
  • Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands
    Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands Posts: 7,231 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I don't think that quite tops what I did a few years back b:chuckle

    YO this is HL section come back when you will have a char on HL.
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    b:dirty "I **** rainbows and love everyone"-Longknife b:cute
  • Dakuken - Harshlands
    Dakuken - Harshlands Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands wrote: »
    YO this is HL section come back when you will have a char on HL.

    When you gonna buy me some gear darling?
  • Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands
    Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands Posts: 7,231 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Dakuken - Harshlands wrote: »
    When you gonna buy me some gear darling?

    When you gonna pm me. I'll pm you here on which name pm me in game.
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    b:dirty "I **** rainbows and love everyone"-Longknife b:cute
  • Born_Free - Lost City
    Born_Free - Lost City Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Dafaq Bella. Y u no fund my gear?!
    You don't love me anymore! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!! b:cry
    PWI: Constantly **** you in the **** so much you can't sit to play anymore. No wonder people are so butthurt.
  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    I... think this thread may have been slightly derailed.
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  • Born_Free - Lost City
    Born_Free - Lost City Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    OPKossy wrote: »
    I... think this thread may have been slightly derailed.

    Welcome to the Harshlands section, where nothing makes sense, and everybody loves cheesecake.
    ......except for Eoria.
    PWI: Constantly **** you in the **** so much you can't sit to play anymore. No wonder people are so butthurt.
  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Where did you get the impression that I hated cheesecake?
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    "subtraction has the butt of an angel" - Paulrogers
    I <3 Subtraction.
    /blatant sig copy is blatant

    105/105/105 obtained! b:cute
  • Born_Free - Lost City
    Born_Free - Lost City Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Eoria - Harshlands wrote: »
    Where did you get the impression that I hated cheesecake?

    You never respond to my PM's, damn you. Suddenly I mention you and cheesecake, and you reply. Dafaq.
    PWI: Constantly **** you in the **** so much you can't sit to play anymore. No wonder people are so butthurt.
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Born_Free - Lost City wrote: »
    You never respond to my PM's, damn you. Suddenly I mention you and cheesecake, and you reply. Dafaq.

    2 seconds after being home and I'm already bored.
  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Born_Free - Lost City wrote: »
    You never respond to my PM's, damn you. Suddenly I mention you and cheesecake, and you reply. Dafaq.

    Have you really never realized I've had you blacklisted?
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    "subtraction has the butt of an angel" - Paulrogers
    I <3 Subtraction.
    /blatant sig copy is blatant

    105/105/105 obtained! b:cute
  • Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands
    Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands Posts: 7,231 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Eoria like ice cream. =P
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    b:dirty "I **** rainbows and love everyone"-Longknife b:cute
  • Born_Free - Lost City
    Born_Free - Lost City Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Eoria - Harshlands wrote: »
    Have you really never realized I've had you blacklisted?

    And next you'll tell me Jekel isn't a Lego Brick.
    .....he is, right? Every time I try and talk to him, I get: "..."

    Besides, why would you blacklist me? I'm so lovable.
    PWI: Constantly **** you in the **** so much you can't sit to play anymore. No wonder people are so butthurt.
  • YabbaDabba - Harshlands
    YabbaDabba - Harshlands Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    oVenusArmanio wrote: »
    Hey Born,

    Just make sure you blur out the names when you post any future ones. Since private communication isn't allowed to be shared. I'm assuming you got permission from your faction on the first pic.


    By powers granted to me I here by announce Born Free is permitted to use any pictures from Mayhem guild chat on public forums.
    b:laughb:pleased
  • Born_Free - Lost City
    Born_Free - Lost City Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    YabbaDabba - Harshlands wrote: »
    By powers granted to me I here by announce Born Free is permitted to use any pictures from Mayhem guild chat on public forums.
    b:laughb:pleased

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! f:grin

    NOW can we get a cheesecake maker and a mini bar in the guild base?! That'd be the bomb.

    Double post. Zero f*cks given!

    April 15th, 2013:
    Bathing with Pokemans
    The Story: Someone had mentioned lugio was around (my favorite pokemans) and so I went into a tangent about how difficult he was to catch since pokeballs don't seem to work on him. There was some slight confusion in the meaning of the word "lugia"....
    PWI: Constantly **** you in the **** so much you can't sit to play anymore. No wonder people are so butthurt.

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