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    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      top photo: Girl "your outfit is AMAZING!"
      Boy "Oh my, thank you. Le gasp....."

      bottom photo: Boy "your outfit is ghastly. Begone!"
      Girl "WHAAAAAAA"
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      1- OMG you don't cashshop!!!!!
      2- (backhand slap) Away with you vile creature! And do not return until you have your credit card ready!!!!!
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      "Whaaat? ......Please, talk to my hand."
    • Posts: 4 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      TOP

      Girl: Hi, What's bothering you?
      Boy:uhmmm something ..stinks.

      BOTTOM

      Girl: Ohhhhh.. Let me help ya...

      The boy smelled it when the girl is trying to help.

      Boy: Ewww... it's you.. get away from me, i don't wanna die for no reason.arghhhh...
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      First:You stink!
      Second:Go away!I want my life back!
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Girl: Did you really mean to blow up that cave?
      Boy yawning: Ehh...
      Boy: Shush.
      Girl: I- what?
    • Posts: 55 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      1st picture: My love, I agree, the new dress will look good on you.
      2nd picture: No, I will not buy it for you, because you will then ask me for dyes and a new cupboard stone b:laugh
    • Posts: 1,018 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Here's a breath mint, please use it.
    • Posts: 27 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      so does any one have the newest manual patch download yet? is sweetiebots correct?
    • Posts: 24 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Salvation: "Why are you so mad at me?"
      Mystic: "I can't believe you'd even ask, you used befuddling for that salad, I don't care if it was the only leafy green you could find. Oh god, I think I am gonna throw up!"
      _____________________

      Salvation: "Oh no, Master! Are you okay?"
      Mystic: "Don't you dare come over here Salvation, this is your fault!"
      Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
    • Posts: 33 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      From her (1st picture) : Please dear, don't be upset. I'm sorry...
      From him (2nd picture) : Hun, just leave me alone now...
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Girl: Hey Babe~ I haven't seen you in a long time! How has it been?
      Boy: *thinks in head* Oh shoot.. that wench is back.
      Boy: Who are you?
      Girl: Uhmm...
      Boy: Uhmm? I don't know an Uhmm... Be gone with you.
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      OMG i cant believe i married youb:angry

      Just to find out your really a G.I.R.L (Guy In Real Life)b:shocked
    • Posts: 65 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      "ok, wait"
      "here, take my snivel"
      [sigpic][/sigpic]

      Beautiful sig by Wonderful & Wickedf:cute
    • Posts: 180 Arc User
      edited April 2013


      Salvation: "Are you finally going to give me clothes?!"
      Mystic: "Mmm, no!"
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      RA Demonic Veno ~ Beloved Wife and Newlywed to Zulwarn and a Soldier of Borealis
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      i think it say's that
      Girl- I want to be with you
      Boy- I loving someone now
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      "OMG, when did you last take a shower?".
    • Posts: 2 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Oh no she didnt
    • Posts: 11 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      I'm pretty sure I saw this on a Altoids commercial, it clearly says...
      "And I would do anything for love, but I won't do thatttt."

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc
    • Posts: 3 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Looks like hes saying:

      No, I swear I didnt eat the one Marked Salvations Blueberry Pie.
      Oh, so your teeth are naturally purple!!!

      2nd:
      Begone vile odor, hello Febreeze!!
    • Posts: 56 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Image 1
      Male: Did you ****?
      Female: Yes.

      Image 2
      Male: High five!!!
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Top pic: Dude, I'm sorry I tried to zap you with my lightning spell. From that distance you looked like a Walker. Thank goodness I need more practice with aiming.

      Bottom pic: Some witch you are! Next time you better make sure you fry me. I won't let you off the hook again.




      (Yes for some reason The Walking Dead popped into my head when I saw those pics lol)
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Don't look at me i'm hideous....


      Did you just sparkle??? Woooooowwwwwww what a freak!
    • Posts: 103 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Caption: I know you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this anymore.... Salvation.


      b:chuckle
    • Posts: 3,045 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Part 1
      Salvation: ...A magic trick to entertain thee, my Master. *blows a kiss while gently spreading feathers away*
      Male Mystic: Ah. How dreadful... *feels nauseous*
      Salvation: *makes a cute face* What may be wrong, my Master?

      Part 2
      Male Mystic: Azure, don't tell me you plucked the feathers of my Baby Elysium Fowl away yesterday night, while I was sleeping... That is why it is all naked now! (It is still strangely happy, though)
      Salvation: Master, doth ye not appreciate its new appearance either? I...
      Male Mystic: *puts hand in front of him* Enough... I sure disapprove of your action, Azure. I shall stop asking for your assistance for a while and instead will have to rely on that mister Chihyu who seriously needs to wear more clothes! Good grief... *sighs*
      Maintenance time. Please choose a line:
      - When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
      - Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
      - New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
      - When will we get new content? QQ
      - Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
      - I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
      - *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~
    • Posts: 5 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Dang girl... dont you ever shower! No plz, dont come any closer.
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      Image1:
      Sally: Hey James I just wanted to tell you that I had an amazing time last night and don't worry, its our little secret ^-^.

      James: Oh hey Sally, ....Omg what is that putrid smell! I thought you smelled liked that last night because you were sweating but now I just think you don't bathe.

      Image2:
      Sally: I can explain. I have a body odor disorder called....

      James: Save it Sally, was your mother a skunk and your father an opossum? I can't even stand to be in the same vicinity as you. You are dismissed you common filth.

      Sally: But, I love you!

      James: Begone!!!!
    • Posts: 2 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      I shagged a whale just to prove i'm at the top of the food chain
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      With so many entries it would be hard to win, but will give it a try neverthless for the fun.. >w<

      ~ Snapshot no 1 ~

      The guy : "Our love was so strong..that I've finally succeded.. f:shy I've succeded taking our relationship further than any bounds!" *shy look/tries to hide the fact that he's blushing*

      Woman: "What happened? What got into you so suddenly?" *intrigued*

      The guy: *holding back tears/gasps in joy and eyes full of glee* "I'm... I'm pregnant dear !" *bursts in tears and smiles hiding face* f:cry

      ~ Snapshot no 2 ~

      Woman: "Dearlord, I've heard them all but this..is new f:meh .. I do love you and I don't want to break your heart but, you do realize you're a male and that there's no possibility for you to ..be pregnant right? C'mon just tell me, did you go out the last night till late again and drank with the boys and sniffed on weird drugs?! It's okay, come here, there's no baby, don't cry now!" *approaches to hug*

      The guy: *closes eyes and quivers when hearing the painful reply/ keps her away at arm's length* "Say no more woman, you cannot understand the feelings of a.. f:ouch of a mother *tears bursting and rolling down his cheeks in big drops* I understand, our love cannot be shared for both of us.. I shall take my leave, raise this child and make it proud, and you... You whom cannot love this still unborn child.. you shall fade away from my memories, as I cannot give up on the seed of life that grows within my womb, the pain in my heart is just..too big..words..can..not..describe..!" f:farewell *takes leave dramatically and stumbles onto his owmn feet then runs away crying and screaming "mommy"*

      *curtains fall down / The End*
    • Posts: 7,261 Arc User
      edited April 2013
      K let's try this.
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