Silly Names

BerserkBeast - Sanctuary
BerserkBeast - Sanctuary Posts: 1,417 Arc User
edited June 2012 in General Discussion
For all those who are asking this question, but do not bother to read the entire post:Yes Im bored.

Now now,its silly names time! o.o

Necromancy Robe
Yay we have a Necromancy robe but no necromancers in game...nor anything that resembles one.

Wraith Robe
Dressing this will make others think you're a Wraith omg o.o

Lion Heart War Armor
The non-plus ultra WAR version of the underpowered ☆Lionheart Plate

Diamond Ring
A name like this used on a lv.28 Ring?,really?

Robe of Sacred Tortoise
A cool name apparently,but for understand his real mean you need to look at the Female Version of it,just to see where are those two "Tortoise"

Plate of the King
Cool name,its Rank 8 top for Blademasters....but,shouldn't the female version be called Plate of the Queen*?

Robe of Nature
Melodic Prophet's Robe
Robe of light
Those are the arcane Rank 8 top for Wizard/Veno/Cleric
Can someone explain me why they bothered giving different names for 3 robes that has the SAME stats?(And look the same)

Mountcrasher(Set)
I put this name on Google Translate....and it crashed.

Earth Splitter
The fearsome name of a lv.31 NPC Poleaxe!

Petrified Femur
I DON'T want to known who's the femur Im using.

Anyone else found "silly" item names?

*Edit* Suggestions:

The Penetrator
Let your imagination going wild

Drunker Fairy Pendant
I wonder if she uses the drunken Kung Fu style

Clumsy Falchion
Everyone had one

Bone Lickers
Parental Advisory is advised

Sober Sovereign
Hide the beer

Ring of the Defeated
I don't want it

Rapacious Mace
Makes you hit like a boss

Instantkill Claw
What you need R9 recasted for when you can Instant Kill everything?
The only way to beat a troll is....to troll him back b:angry
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Rapacious Mace.
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  • Namari - Dreamweaver
    Namari - Dreamweaver Posts: 598 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Instakill Claw. Its silliness made more sense back when claws were considered inferior to axes, but I gave a pair of these to my fiance when I was making them for blacksmith quest (made like 40 of these, no lie) and he told me that they didn't kill anything instantly.

    BTW, the tortoise armor is by far my favorite set.
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  • OIdpop - Heavens Tear
    OIdpop - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,052 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    why dont r9/r8 have their own helmets?
    This game is like washing hair with shampoo... Rinse and repeat if desired.
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  • Desdi - Sanctuary
    Desdi - Sanctuary Posts: 8,680 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Lol this is pretty funny actually. I'll probably post some tomorrow xD gotta sleep now.
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  • Dariboo - Lost City
    Dariboo - Lost City Posts: 228 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    /inb4ponies
    Filling the forums with idiocy since 2/2/2012 b:pleased

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  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    'Sup?
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  • OontzOontz - Dreamweaver
    OontzOontz - Dreamweaver Posts: 782 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Wai no1 mention **** fists?
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  • do0cracy
    do0cracy Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    I know right? My weapon is called "GM." Weird, huh?
  • Saethos - Raging Tide
    Saethos - Raging Tide Posts: 1,239 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    If you don't like the name, can I have that robe of yours, Do0cracy?
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  • Haila - Sanctuary
    Haila - Sanctuary Posts: 467 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Do0cracy wrote: »
    I know right? My weapon is called "GM." Weird, huh?

    I like to have a weapon called GM b:pleased
  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Oh noes, a GM! b:avoid
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  • Chimer - Lost City
    Chimer - Lost City Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Let's not forget The Penetrator.


    Also, does anyone else find the text on the PWIC "trophy" daggers hilarious? Nope, not suggesting anything about many sins there.
  • Eraldus - Sanctuary
    Eraldus - Sanctuary Posts: 140 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Drunken Fairie Pendant

    What is this I don't even...
    Retired...

    Reasons? Packs, rank gear, picky greedy players, the list goes on b:bye
  • Desdi - Sanctuary
    Desdi - Sanctuary Posts: 8,680 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Reminds me of...

    Clumsy Falchion
    Does that weapon make you clumsy?
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  • _blood_rain - Sanctuary
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary Posts: 2,532 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Surprised no one's brought up Bone Lickers yet
  • HardToFind - Raging Tide
    HardToFind - Raging Tide Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Hmm what about pixie piercers
  • CroPsy - Heavens Tear
    CroPsy - Heavens Tear Posts: 476 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Don't use blue color for text. It's impossible to read b:surrender
  • Eraldus - Sanctuary
    Eraldus - Sanctuary Posts: 140 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Surprised no one's brought up Bone Lickers yet

    Add a "R" to that bone and... b:avoid
    Retired...

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  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Nobodys picked out Sober Sovereign yet.
    Wonder what it's like when drunk...
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  • Doqui - Raging Tide
    Doqui - Raging Tide Posts: 436 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    The perfect gift when someone's butthurt in PK
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  • ccompfilipe
    ccompfilipe Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    where are the turtles????
  • Elanxu - Dreamweaver
    Elanxu - Dreamweaver Posts: 521 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    lol i like the names. i dont pay much attention to them and it doesnt affect gameplay. its not a focus of the game.

    but the penetrator....lmao
    the loser fail nab cleric from dreamweaver who quit pwi, but still wanders the forums.
  • sabrasmith
    sabrasmith Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Inspit &
    Fature are really awkward names & funny too. I really think these are shows, I did not remember the name of show but still .People have to think what you need to show to people & what you want to target









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  • Aranarwa - Heavens Tear
    Aranarwa - Heavens Tear Posts: 83 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    the Elven Wings:

    Fading Beauty


    With such a name it is no wonder no female char wants those b:chuckle
    Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder b:chuckle
  • KawaiiJen - Heavens Tear
    KawaiiJen - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,461 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Aranarwa - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    the Elven Wings:

    Fading Beauty


    With such a name it is no wonder no female char wants those b:chuckle

    Aren't those the same wings as Wings of Daedalus except without the glowing affect with it? (If I remember correctly.)

    And apparently This is a edible armor as it is a Fairy's Delicacy
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  • Aranarwa - Heavens Tear
    Aranarwa - Heavens Tear Posts: 83 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    KawaiiJen - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Aren't those the same wings as Wings of Daedalus except without the glowing affect with it? (If I remember correctly.)

    And apparently This is a edible armor as it is a Fairy's Delicacy

    Not really,

    I would say the Fading Beauty resembles more the Watcher of the Skies
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  • KawaiiJen - Heavens Tear
    KawaiiJen - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,461 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Aranarwa - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Not really,

    I would say the Fading Beauty resembles more the Watcher of the Skies

    That's what I meant -_- lol
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  • Lolgasmic - Raging Tide
    Lolgasmic - Raging Tide Posts: 1,315 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    I still want Bacon Axes b:nosebleed
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  • _Gnarkill - Raging Tide
    _Gnarkill - Raging Tide Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Always make me chuckle when someone "WTS Glitter Flaps".
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited June 2012
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    'Sup?

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