Silly Names

HexOmega - Dreamweaver

did someone ask for **** fists?


☆☆Fist of Fecalius

well we got em anyways





now i always wondered what
☆Pants of Nature implies?
naked and dirty, some leaves and sticks?

MageMERC - Harshlands

Wraithnob Falchion - so its made out of a wraith's.......right.....

Imagine facing that in a fight, "Holy **** whats that he's holding. It looks like a.....OMG"


Duel hammers - Bloodred Flake ???? I dunno if its that same with 'all ya'll Americans, but here in Aussie Land 'flake' is basic fish in a fish-shop, normally being shark fillets. So Bloodred Flake means Raw Shark Fillet duel hammers aaarrrrgggghhhh hahahahah.

Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear

Do quests count?

SpazzMcAps - Harshlands

Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Do quests count?

b:shockedb:laughb:shocked

HexOmega - Dreamweaver

Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Do quests count?

bestest quest

the story was catching

akosireann

do ingame mobs or bosses count?

http://www.pwdatabase.com/pwi/mob/8210

believe me he dies each time i go bh 69b:shutup

KawaiiJen - Heavens Tear

How about this good old item you can get from WQ for housing items....

Fool's Casket

There is an adult innuendo in there if you know what the terminology is.

Yulk_owns - Lost City

BerserkBeast - Sanctuary wrote: »

For all those who are asking this question, but do not bother to read the entire post:Yes Im bored.

Now now,its silly names time! o.o

Necromancy Robe
Yay we have a Necromancy robe but no necromancers in game...nor anything that resembles one.

Wraith Robe
Dressing this will make others think you're a Wraith omg o.o

Lion Heart War Armor
The non-plus ultra WAR version of the underpowered ☆Lionheart Plate

Diamond Ring
A name like this used on a lv.28 Ring?,really?

Robe of Sacred Tortoise
A cool name apparently,but for understand his real mean you need to look at the Female Version of it,just to see where are those two "Tortoise"

Plate of the King
Cool name,its Rank 8 top for Blademasters....but,shouldn't the female version be called Plate of the Queen*?

Robe of Nature
Melodic Prophet's Robe
Robe of light
Those are the arcane Rank 8 top for Wizard/Veno/Cleric
Can someone explain me why they bothered giving different names for 3 robes that has the SAME stats?(And look the same)

Mountcrasher(Set)
I put this name on Google Translate....and it crashed.

Earth Splitter
The fearsome name of a lv.31 NPC Poleaxe!

Petrified Femur
I DON'T want to known who's the femur Im using.

Anyone else found "silly" item names?

*Edit* Suggestions:

The Penetrator
Let your imagination going wild

Drunker Fairy Pendant
I wonder if she uses the drunken Kung Fu style

Clumsy Falchion
Everyone had one

Bone Lickers
Parental Advisory is advised

Sober Sovereign
Hide the beer

Ring of the Defeated
I don't want it

Rapacious Mace
Makes you hit like a boss

Instantkill Claw
What you need R9 recasted for when you can Instant Kill everything?

IKR? b:laugh

Titton - Raging Tide

Hmm... And what about ☆☆Beamhoof Slicer? Remove "Beam" part and let see who will figure it out b:chuckle

Euthymius - Heavens Tear

Titton - Raging Tide wrote: »

Hmm... And what about ☆☆Beamhoof Slicer? Remove "Beam" part and let see who will figure it out b:chuckle

>b:shocked

Let me put on my robe and fry your brain.

Goblin_Queen - Dreamweaver

every time i see this mob i start to giggle b:chuckle

Spukakke Tower

http://www.pwdatabase.com/pwi/mob/13263

Kerona - Sanctuary

I found the r9 2nd recast names to be quite amusing, though not really silly...

Apotheosis - deification, to become a god, etc
Firmament - The sky
Sanctity - Holiness
Dervish - a Muslim holy man or someone who whirls...
Hegemony - kingdom
Requiem - Song for the dead

blah blah rest make sense, all holy and king or religious...


Then the assassins...

Adversity - continuous bad luck O-o
Well I guess when your daggers look like this.... Maybe PWI is telling us something. b:chuckle

Titton - Raging Tide

Goblin_Queen - Dreamweaver wrote: »

every time i see this mob i start to giggle b:chuckle

Spukakke Tower

http://www.pwdatabase.com/pwi/mob/13263

Ok this one is hilarious b:laugh Good that this mob don't have this ☆Soul Swallowerb:shutup

SpazzMcAps - Harshlands

Euthymius - Heavens Tear wrote: »

>b:shocked

Let me put on my robe and fry your brain.

ahem

Goblin_Queen - Dreamweaver wrote: »

every time i see this mob i start to giggle b:chuckle

Spukakke Tower

http://www.pwdatabase.com/pwi/mob/13263

i always think bukkake tower b:surrender

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver

What about the quest name for room 26 of the cube?

SpazzMcAps - Harshlands

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver wrote: »

What about the quest name for room 26 of the cube?

b:shockedb:laughb:shocked

Mi$$y - Sanctuary

ROFL, this forum is win.