You know you play to much PWI when...

CreamDrinker - Dreamweaver
CreamDrinker - Dreamweaver Posts: 310 Arc User
edited September 2011 in General Discussion
You know you play to much PWI when you **** off your wife and refer to it as taking aggro

You know you play to much PWI when you try to demon spark on your boss

You know you play to much PWI when you try to BOA your in-laws

You know you play to much PWI when you challenge a cop to a chi duel

You know you play to much PWI when you go to the zoo to find a mount

You know you play to much PWI when you put an ad for your guild in the newspaper

You know you play to much PWI when you expect your wife to IH spam you while you file your taxes

You know you play to much PWI when you get arrested and tell the cops they only caught you bc of a lag spike

You know you play to much PWI when you are late for work and tell your boss it's bc you had to make wines

You know you play to much PWI when you refer to your child as a rare pet and try to stow them in a pet bag



Just a fun little joke we did on the Dreamweaver server, I am curious to see what everyone else in the PWI community can come up with enjoy b:victory
"With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion"-Steven Weinberg
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  • Flank - Dreamweaver
    Flank - Dreamweaver Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    lol its true
  • IrenaSteiner - Dreamweaver
    IrenaSteiner - Dreamweaver Posts: 127 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    b:tired...zzZ
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Jay_Dubbz - Lost City
    Jay_Dubbz - Lost City Posts: 385 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    you know you play too much PWI when you dont play it at all :)
  • Barunaa - Heavens Tear
    Barunaa - Heavens Tear Posts: 420 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    you know when you play to much PWI when you log onto this game for more then 30 mins and waste 25 of those mins flying.
  • CreamDrinker - Dreamweaver
    CreamDrinker - Dreamweaver Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Barunaa - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    you know when you play to much PWI when you log onto this game for more then 30 mins and waste 25 of those mins flying.

    LMAO I have so done that
    "With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion"-Steven Weinberg
  • Cytte - Harshlands
    Cytte - Harshlands Posts: 1,044 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    ...when you make threads about it?

    ....when you spar someone and try to blink away because you're tired.
    I <3 A lot of people
  • XEmpressX - Heavens Tear
    XEmpressX - Heavens Tear Posts: 373 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    When you are injured in real life, and request the aid of a cleric b:chuckle
  • DeadRaven - Sanctuary
    DeadRaven - Sanctuary Posts: 407 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you play too much PWI when you have made posts in at least 3 different threads about "you know you play to much PWI when...."
  • XOSentretOX - Lost City
    XOSentretOX - Lost City Posts: 43 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you play too much PW when you calculate time irl as exp. (See Example Below)


    -This class is too long...
    - I know right?! I could've grinded 30% at lvl 79!!!!

    (note: refers to a time when ppl still grinded b:surrender)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    yeah ill make a better sig >///>
  • lurjake
    lurjake Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you have played too many MMO's when...

    ... This is the eight time you have seen this kind of thread

    ... And all eight have included similar reply to the one below
    Cytte - Harshlands wrote: »
    ...when you make threads about it?
  • Broederjr - Lost City
    Broederjr - Lost City Posts: 234 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you play to much PWI when you a black guy tries to steal your bike and you say i have protections on

    You know you play to much PWI when you a guy punch you and you say WTf i am blue named
  • Azura - Lost City
    Azura - Lost City Posts: 2,281 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    ...when you read the forums.
    [SIGPIC]http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=929114001&dateline=1398892224[/SIGPIC]
  • MageMERC - Harshlands
    MageMERC - Harshlands Posts: 1,600 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    ...everytime I mow my yard, and mow around the little stump I never got around to digging out, I think, "That looks exactly like a Peartree Stake"
  • gotenskae1
    gotenskae1 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You keep ordering chinese food.
  • SereneBelle - Dreamweaver
    SereneBelle - Dreamweaver Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    when you troll the forums during school, and refer to the new years as 'mobs' >:3
    Lalalala~
  • Eilexa - Heavens Tear
    Eilexa - Heavens Tear Posts: 300 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Broederjr - Lost City wrote: »
    You know you play to much PWI when you a black guy tries to steal your bike and you say i have protections on

    You know you play to much PWI when you a guy punch you and you say WTf i am blue named

    LMAO b:laugh
    "Care Bear" b:chuckle

    Proud member of Drakon - forever !! RAWR
  • Eilexa - Heavens Tear
    Eilexa - Heavens Tear Posts: 300 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MageMERC - Harshlands wrote: »
    ...everytime I mow my yard, and mow around the little stump I never got around to digging out, I think, "That looks exactly like a Peartree Stake"

    LOLOLOL b:chuckle
    "Care Bear" b:chuckle

    Proud member of Drakon - forever !! RAWR
  • Eilexa - Heavens Tear
    Eilexa - Heavens Tear Posts: 300 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you play too much PW when you start using in-game terms in RL and no one knows WTF you are talking about.

    You know you play too much PW when you plan your day in PW when you're at work.

    You know you play too much PW when all you want to do is play PW.

    You know you play too much PW when your in-game char(s) become your RL.

    You know you play too much PW when you troll the forums while at work.

    There are personal experiences LMAO b:chuckle
    "Care Bear" b:chuckle

    Proud member of Drakon - forever !! RAWR
  • Selak - Dreamweaver
    Selak - Dreamweaver Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you have played too much Pwi when you wonder if you shard the missuses glass rose ball would it glow just like your chars weapon.
    There are old Warriors, and bold Warriors,
    but there are very few old bold Warriors. b:chuckle
  • ResMePls - Heavens Tear
    ResMePls - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,349 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    XOSentretOX - Lost City wrote: »
    You know you play too much PW when you calculate time irl as exp. (See Example Below)


    -This class is too long...
    - I know right?! I could've grinded 30% at lvl 79!!!!

    (note: refers to a time when ppl still grinded b:surrender)

    0mg l0l I have d0ne this bef0reb:laugh.

    I kn0w I play PWI t0 much cause I refer t0 a bunch 0f pe0ple n0w as "a gr0up 0f m0bs".
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I know what your thinking.
  • Annalyse - Heavens Tear
    Annalyse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,618 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    When someone calls out the name of your char in a grocery store and you look over to respond (true story).

    When you have some other chores to do/want to watch a movie and instead of shutting down the game you think "perfect time for a world quest!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Annalyse (veno) - Melosa (cleric) - Glynneth (archer) - Pickerel (sin)
    Florafang (wiz) - RubixCube (barb) - Laravell (psy) - Diviah (Mystic)
    Torchwood (BM) - Sataea (Seeker) - Wystera (Sin) - Allissere (SB)

    Looking for a mature faction on HT? pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=760842
  • Malego - Heavens Tear
    Malego - Heavens Tear Posts: 112 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    I think this is the first time I ever posted in one of these.

    You know you play too much PWI when you dream about starting a seeker and power leveling it to 90. (this actually happened!) I don't like people who power level and I don't actually even have a seeker though.
    I am a barb that does not powerlevel, nor cash shop. I may not be the highest level, nor have the best gear. However unlike others, I know how to play.b:pleased
  • Kanetsidohi - Archosaur
    Kanetsidohi - Archosaur Posts: 41 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    ROFL Thanks for this!!! b:laugh
  • Crescendia - Harshlands
    Crescendia - Harshlands Posts: 805 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you play to much PWI when you make threads like these
    Originally Posted by Curses - Harshlands

    Sidenote: hilarious name for a boat: "Yeah Buoy".

    b:laughb:laugh
  • Kaitica - Heavens Tear
    Kaitica - Heavens Tear Posts: 270 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you play too much when you hear someone on vent say, brb someone is at the portal.......















    I mean door.
  • Okeano - Harshlands
    Okeano - Harshlands Posts: 4,943 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    When you know that the game is dead.
  • Cytte - Harshlands
    Cytte - Harshlands Posts: 1,044 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Okeano - Harshlands wrote: »
    When you know that the game is dead.

    b:laugh
    I <3 A lot of people
  • Yondarys - Dreamweaver
    Yondarys - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you play too much PWI when a real bug crawls across your screen and you mouse over it to find out what its stats are...really happened...b:surrender
    If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe! ~Carl Sagan~
  • XMiyala - Dreamweaver
    XMiyala - Dreamweaver Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    You know you play too much PWI when you keep coming up with random "You know you play too much PWI" jokes...
  • Halt - Harshlands
    Halt - Harshlands Posts: 452 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    300 nirvana keys in 15 days.
    Unban me.

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