Perfect World Anniversary and new expansion?

I am tired of seeing those white / choco skin of EG, light blue / purple skin of TB.
We need red skin colored race. b:victory
Make them proper (phy ranged STR based) tank and (VIT based) support to replace the old ones.

My friend Sung Yung Pow tells me to get ready for a new OP class that will make 5aps sins look like sins make everyone else look now.

They will be called Fairy Chipmunks and will come with a whole new range of fashion that has 100 times more detail and polygons than previous races fashion. We are talking transparent bodices, goosebumps, hickies, and even the occasional herpes sore.

They will be chi monsters. When they get within a certain distance of any mob, they start gaining sparks, 1 per second, with a max build up of 100 sparks.

For every 1 point of damage they do, they gain 100 HP that goes into a reserve that is unlimited and permanent, at least until it is used. So they effectively create their own charms. The Chipmunk player can also adjust the point at which the HP reserve is drawn down to replenish regular health. We are not talking 75% or 50% but anywhere from 1 to 100% which can be adjusted on the fly.

Chipmunks will feature full auto combat. Once players have skillfully moved their 'munks' within striking distance, auto combat takes over, freeing the player to play around with camera angles, zooming, taking screenies and video recording their awesome moves or chatting in WC.

The cash shop will offer 'Munk Talk' paks that in exchange for 50 gold, provide 100 Teles and the capability to stream damage log output directly to WC, intersped with the players choice of new Chipmunk styled chat icons.

They will also get full-auto skill point distribution when leveling based on a formula they input.

In combat, their damage doubles with each progressive hit. Although primarily a melee specialist, they can employ a ranged AOE that does damage equal to the HP of the highest mob nearby X 10. It has a 1 second cool down and range is limited by line of sight only. While it generates 1 spark for every 100 damage done it requires 3 spark for each use.

They start out at level 80 and will have a special chipmunk starter pak in the cash shop that includes a full set of R9 equivalent gear for around 100 gold. Also there will be a 'Running Chipmunk Pack' which pops the character to level 105 for 200 gold. The deluxe version of that pack will include 25 random fashion items. The Chipmunk race will have it's own flyers and mounts.

As if they are not OP enough, a new set of bosses in a new wing of FC will feature drops that include items that buff all Fairy Chipmunk offensive capabilities by 200% and buff health and chi 200% as well.

One interesting new Chipmunk only mount is the Giga-Stoga, a super RV that will transport the player and 10 friends in style, complete with a stretch option that includes a suana and jacuzzi. For flyers there will be the 'Heart Warming Jumbo', a sort of 747ish flyer that can transport the player and an entire faction around the map.

This will be timed to coincide with the 'discovery' of a new glitch that will allow old school races and classes under 100 to to get to 100 in half an hour or less.

New Paks will include the 'Gull-Ill-a-Bull Fool Happy Funtime Parcel' that has a one in 1000 chance of providing Fawning Fan-boi Dandruff Flakes (FFDF). After collecting 15000 flakes, they can be turned in for 'Munk Envy' charms which can buff any race/class combos damage and HP regen to be about half of what the Fairy Chipmunks enjoy.

Sung Yung Pow says one of the devs enjoys watching chipmunks frolic outside their corner office window, and was really tired and bored with the whole 5aps Sin scene they had created a while ago after their Archer got corned by a Barb and a Veno in TW. Apparently they did not go for the quick kill, but toyed with the Archer for hours, like a cat does with a mouse. The dev still stutters when ever there is a Barb or Veno in the vicinity.

X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear wrote: »

It's enough isn't it?

Still not enough if can't completely replace old race. b:shutup b:chuckle

New content would be nice..

First year for me.

n Seekers are very squishy in the beginning. I hated the mage mobs. Took lil time to kill me. ... espailly since they were bundled and had aggro.

Maybe they add goon valley or something like this. b:cute

X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear wrote: »

OMG I'd love to have Panda Form, and the ability to wear hats. And some sort of emotes in panda form only, like gnawing on something, scratching my ***, hand standing on a wall to pee and so on b:chuckle

I'd laugh if I suddenly see wolves and panda's walking around with human hair on their heads... That would just look weird... b:laugh But I have to agree that they could make some barb-only headwear... Like hats and shades and headbands and such but without the human hair... b:victory

X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear wrote: »

OMG I'd love to have Panda Form, and the ability to wear hats. And some sort of emotes in panda form only, like gnawing on something, scratching my ***, hand standing on a wall to pee and so on b:chuckle

The fish need something too for their Tide Form(in before NO MOAR MAKING THEM STRONGAR QQing). Make Tide Form not useless by getting rid of the Tide Form models and just add a tail fin to the normal character form so they can use weapon-related skills as well as being able to show off 3/5 of their fashion when they use that skill.

Also, IMO Venos need just as much Fox Form attention as Barbs.

Zeghrem - Raging Tide wrote: »

ok...you can call me dumb if u want...but i believe there should be an airship that takes you to different cities...that would be awesome...you'll be flying around and BAM!!...you pass an airship with other players just waving as they pass...lol...anyone agree? that would be awesome.

b:laughb:laugh

Necromanaical!

So, since we all know about the expansion now, why hasn't PWE said anything?
(inb4close)

Closed for necro.