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  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    GrimReaperHC wrote: »
    Thanos is torturing me in-game with math

    That's my job! b:angry
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  • grimreaperhc
    grimreaperhc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    That's my job! b:angry

    Well you better get online then b:surrender
    I refused to go on FB39 with him and a few seconds later I was receiving crazy PMs from him containing strange math formulas b:cry
    Do I have to say that a minute later I was already in the cave ? b:shocked
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  • Anarchy - Dreamweaver
    Anarchy - Dreamweaver Posts: 43 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Luckycat - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I agree that some of the stuff was pretty silly, like if I remember correctly there was mail created from a fake account to make the former leader of Calamity look bad.

    I had an 'lol' moment...that was the day BB lost his forum-trolling virginity and raged in vent for a good hour...was very amusing xD (btw he was still Directer back then)

    Anyways of all the days for me to troll, and to find this ^^ Amusing stuff.

    (PS I chose this thread for its short reply's...am not so much into reading wall-of text's) b:surrender


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  • Loarvion - Dreamweaver
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    u closed zero's thread!! fine grim i wont show u my frog >.<
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    Calamity RIP 6/11/2010 same day as my birthday tyvm whoever destroyed it for lovely birthday present ;) almost 3 years u will be forever missed

    what will happen now
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    u closed zero's thread!! fine grim i wont show u my frog >.<

    I thought it was a turtle?
  • Loarvion - Dreamweaver
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I thought it was a turtle?

    how would u know u never saw it but if its anything its an anaconda b:cute
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    Calamity RIP 6/11/2010 same day as my birthday tyvm whoever destroyed it for lovely birthday present ;) almost 3 years u will be forever missed

    what will happen now
  • GoodStart - Dreamweaver
    GoodStart - Dreamweaver Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    u closed zero's thread!! fine grim i wont show u my frog >.<


    Any post in the Dreamweaver section that is remotely entertaining gets closed. -_-
  • grimreaperhc
    grimreaperhc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Every post/thread that's breaking the forum's rules will be closed/edited. No need to QQ about it.

    And Loar, you know you will show me that sexy thing b:dirty
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  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    GoodStart - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Any post in the Dreamweaver section that is remotely entertaining gets closed. -_-



    Because our server sucks -.-
  • Xarathox - Dreamweaver
    Xarathox - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,657 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Because our server sucks -.-

    Then stop dividing by zero, you ***. b:angry
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  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I'd solo to head room for Grim if he ever wanted to FC. I think he's too busy closing threads on DW forums to level his archer, though. :(
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  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Tojop - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Have you guys ever been on the general discussion board? Most forum goers are mouth breathing half-wits incapable of forming even coherent sentences, let alone reasoned discourse.

    As a shameless, bumbling troglodyte, I affirm this individual's apt conclusion.
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  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Xarathox - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Then stop dividing by zero, you ***. b:angry

    But it let's me prove that 1 = 2 b:cry
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  • HexOmega - Dreamweaver
    HexOmega - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,342 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    ZOMG ITS WILLOW! b:shocked
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  • Sereneai - Dreamweaver
    Sereneai - Dreamweaver Posts: 351 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    GrimReaperHC wrote: »
    Well you better get online then b:surrender
    I refused to go on FB39 with him and a few seconds later I was receiving crazy PMs from him containing strange math formulas b:cry
    Do I have to say that a minute later I was already in the cave ?

    ...yeah, that sounds like thanos. b:surrender b:laugh

    Watch out, I'll start doing it next ~nom~
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    But it let's me prove that 1 = 2 b:cry

    Enlighten me please?

    1/0=2/0.....so 1=2? XD or did you have something more complex in mind?

    ETA: i just realized that a good explanation from Decus will make Grim QQ some more....which gives me even MORE reason to ask
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  • Loarvion - Dreamweaver
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Sereneai - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    ETA: i just realized that a good explanation from Decus will make Grim QQ some more....which gives me even MORE reason to ask

    :O so u like to hear grim moan? sounds sexy
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    Calamity RIP 6/11/2010 same day as my birthday tyvm whoever destroyed it for lovely birthday present ;) almost 3 years u will be forever missed

    what will happen now
  • Sanctam - Dreamweaver
    Sanctam - Dreamweaver Posts: 328 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    :O so u like to hear grim moan? sounds sexy

    Who doesn't like to hear grim moan?
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  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Sanctam - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Who doesn't like to hear grim moan?

    *raises hand*
  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Sereneai - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Enlighten me please?

    1/0=2/0.....so 1=2? XD or did you have something more complex in mind?

    ETA: i just realized that a good explanation from Decus will make Grim QQ some more....which gives me even MORE reason to ask

    ::contains excitement::

    Since you asked :D

    ::cracks knuckles::

    The lamest example I can think of is this:

    1*0 = 2*0 (certainly true since both sides are equal to zero)

    dividing both sides by zero results in 1*0/0 = 2*0/0

    which incorrectly yields 1 = 2

    The quintessential example is this one:

    Say some number a = b

    now multiply both sides by a --> a^2 = a*b

    now subtract both sides by b^2 --> a^2 - b^2 = a*b - b^2

    now factor both sides --> (a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

    (So far all that we've done is legitimate, if pointless. Here's where things go bad...)

    divide out (a - b) --> (a + b) = b

    remembering that a = b, replace all a's (or b's) with the other variable --> a + a = a

    simplifying --> 2a = a
    in other words: 2 = 1

    I can give more examples if you want. b:cute
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  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    The quintessential example is this one:

    Say some number a = b

    now multiply both sides by a --> a^2 = a*b

    now subtract both sides by b^2 --> a^2 - b^2 = a*b - b^2

    now factor both sides --> (a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

    (So far all that we've done is legitimate, if pointless. Here's where things go bad...)

    divide out (a - b) --> (a + b) = b

    remembering that a = b, replace all a's (or b's) with the other variable --> a + a = a

    simplifying --> 2a = a
    in other words: 2 = 1

    I can give more examples if you want. b:cute

    I cannot believe you just did that...
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  • Tearle - Dreamweaver
    Tearle - Dreamweaver Posts: 511 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Decus... Will you be my best friend and help with my math homework? :3

    Uh, I hate you.

    Wtb> Discrete math lesson pm plox.
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  • Mooy - Heavens Tear
    Mooy - Heavens Tear Posts: 404 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Uh...I hate this proof >.<

    One time I loss because of this proofb:angryb:cry That is like years ago though...
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  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I cannot believe you just did that...

    He asked D:

    b:surrender
    Tearle - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Decus... Will you be my best friend and help with my math homework? :3

    Gladly, I've already told you how to contact me if you need it. b:victory
    Mooy - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Uh...I hate this proof >.<

    One time I loss because of this proofb:angryb:cry That is like years ago though...

    When I took general proofs courses, they always had a component where we had to "spot the error" in fallacious proofs. The 1=2 one is always an easy one, but my favorite is this one:

    Given some number x, that is between 0 and 1 --> 0 < x < 1

    Now take the natural log of both sides (and remembering that ln is valid for all x > 0 and preserves the given order) --> ln x < ln 1

    Now ln 1 = 0 so --> ln x < 0

    Dividing by ln x on both sides results in 1 < 0

    b:chuckle
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  • Luckycat - Dreamweaver
    Luckycat - Dreamweaver Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    ln x is negative for 0<x<1 =p
  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    ::contains excitement::

    Since you asked :D

    ::cracks knuckles::

    The lamest example I can think of is this:

    1*0 = 2*0 (certainly true since both sides are equal to zero)

    dividing both sides by zero results in 1*0/0 = 2*0/0

    which incorrectly yields 1 = 2

    The quintessential example is this one:

    Say some number a = b

    now multiply both sides by a --> a^2 = a*b

    now subtract both sides by b^2 --> a^2 - b^2 = a*b - b^2

    now factor both sides --> (a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

    (So far all that we've done is legitimate, if pointless. Here's where things go bad...)

    divide out (a - b) --> (a + b) = b

    remembering that a = b, replace all a's (or b's) with the other variable --> a + a = a

    simplifying --> 2a = a
    in other words: 2 = 1

    I can give more examples if you want. b:cute
    Well.
    Now i know why i hate math. That was slightly erotic btw o.o
  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Given some number x, that is between 0 and 1 --> 0 < x < 1

    Now take the natural log of both sides (and remembering that ln is valid for all x > 0 and preserves the given order) --> ln x < ln 1

    Now ln 1 = 0 so --> ln x < 0

    Dividing by ln x on both sides results in 1 < 0

    b:chuckle

    Tell me more of these, I feed off this sort of thing :o
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  • Getter_Robo - Dreamweaver
    Getter_Robo - Dreamweaver Posts: 200 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Tell me more of these, I feed off this sort of thing :o

    b:angry DIE MATH
  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Getter_Robo - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    b:angry DIE MATH
    I concur >: To an extent u.u
  • Getter_Robo - Dreamweaver
    Getter_Robo - Dreamweaver Posts: 200 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Alias - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I concur >: To an extent u.u

    b:sin Lets cook it, eat it then b:fatb it out later to show how disposible it is ;P
  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Luckycat - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    ln x is negative for 0<x<1 =p

    Way to go, I had issues with that one the first time :3
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Tell me more of these, I feed off this sort of thing :o

    Sure... let's see...

    There are a few calculus ones to "proove" that 1 = 0, but I don't know if you have any background in calculus. A fast one that I can pull off the interwebs is this one that messes with the associative property and infinite series:

    Given a convergent series --> 0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 +...
    Remember that 0 = 1 - 1, so substitute that --> 0 = (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) +...
    Now we use the associative property --> 0 = 1 + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) +...
    Keeping in mind that 0 = 1 - 1 (and, of course, -1 + 1) --> 0 = 1 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 +...

    This leaves us with the very incorrect statement that 0 = 1

    As for more fun and creative ones, I haven't the time to find them right now.
    Getter_Robo - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    b:angry DIE MATH

    Keep in mind that math will never die, but you eventually will b:cute
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