[Server Maintenance] 12-7-2010 [Complete]

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  • Selak - Dreamweaver
    Selak - Dreamweaver Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Caption:
    Cough, Cough Dang blasted furballs
    There are old Warriors, and bold Warriors,
    but there are very few old bold Warriors. b:chuckle
  • AzureDemon - Dreamweaver
    AzureDemon - Dreamweaver Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Barb: Ahh, ahh, achoo!!!
    Allergies won't stop this barb.




    yes, info. Insert info hereb:surrender

    Noticed sexual based captions don't win if ever. But for laughs.

    In the Barbs Bedroom Chambers.
    Barb: Pucker up and Give me a kiss!!
  • Notgood - Raging Tide
    Notgood - Raging Tide Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I'm going to lol if we just get a post saying very basic things mystics are and can do o.o
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.
  • AzureDemon - Dreamweaver
    AzureDemon - Dreamweaver Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I'm going to lol if we just get a post saying very basic things mystics are and can do o.o

    That would be, Notgood. b:chuckle



    Best thing would be expansion, and info. *Crosses Fingers*
  • Julietoo - Sanctuary
    Julietoo - Sanctuary Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "New FB Abdomen Entrance"
  • Valrain - Archosaur
    Valrain - Archosaur Posts: 105 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "These darn faeries keep messing with my chase instinct!"
  • Notgood - Raging Tide
    Notgood - Raging Tide Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    That would be, Notgood. b:chuckle



    Best thing would be expansion, and info. *Crosses Fingers*

    b:laugh If expansion came out i would wet my self and steal...i mean borrow some money.

    *Also hopes for a but load of the new fashion* b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.
  • Edyn - Dreamweaver
    Edyn - Dreamweaver Posts: 317 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Caption: Wolf's howling just doesnt seem to fit my tigerform now does it?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Ty Silvychar b:thanks
  • Shaadoe - Heavens Tear
    Shaadoe - Heavens Tear Posts: 62 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    :o tonights maint.... <.< better bring us the expansion xD... the last time u delayed the expansion the QQ was terrible!b:shocked
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Yukkuri - Heavens Tear
    Yukkuri - Heavens Tear Posts: 624 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I couldn't come up with anything, so I did this.

    When are we actually getting the new content, anyway? b:sad
    [sigpic][/sigpic]LOVE
    Information: It is proven that the majority of the Perfect World International player base suffers from "Motorcylophobia".

    -Every single patch to an MMO causes players to cry: "They Changed It, Now It Sucks". Every. Single. Patch. -Taken from TV Tropes.
  • Notgood - Raging Tide
    Notgood - Raging Tide Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I couldn't come up with anything, so I did this.

    When are we actually getting the new content, anyway? b:sad

    LOL that was a funny picture.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.
  • Ruce - Dreamweaver
    Ruce - Dreamweaver Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Caption;
    "Ah, ya bleedin!? ... Yeah, you're bleedin.."


    Hug now <3
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    --->Barb studying to be a doctor. "Wait... how many tonsils do tigers have? ..... Lemme check" *opens mouth*<--- all this takes place in a curved mirror palace on a Sunday afternoon


    ANYWAYZ... yea... LOL@patch and ... promisesb:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Oneji - Heavens Tear
    Oneji - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Ya I know I have not written the maintenance stories in ages but, I thought I would give it another shot. This story is more informative than anything else, so don't be expecting anything funny >_>.Oh and if you are confused about anything or why I am posting this in the first place, feel free to try and find my other stories in the previous maintenance threadsb:chuckle.

    More from the Hamster


    Characters

    MagicHamsta
    -I small hamster dedicated to trolling PWI forums and completing is "ebil plan."

    Bixie-A female hamster that met up with MagicHamsta during one of his lunch breaks. She has admired him since the day he joined the forums and will do anything to stay at his side.

    Michael_Dark-Also known as the forum bully. He is committed to pointing out every flaw and error in a users post. His original signature demanded you hate him for the right reasons.

    Gorgonnia:A heavy cashshopper. What more is there to say

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy
    :Recently hired forum moderator. Some think he is just a copy cat of MagicHamster, other think he is the best thing that happened the forums. Either way he is just.....Fuzzy.

    KrittyKat
    :Although in a close race with Fuzzy_Wuzzy for moderator status, he lost, and is now Fuzzy_Wuzzy's apprentice


    Yulk:The official forum troll, although some have come to believe he is being 100% serious.


    House Keeping:MagicHamsters trust servant. She is his right paw woman when it comes to what he needs.

    Random Users
    -....They are random people from the forums not yet identified.




    MagicHamsta: Me ebil plan be a success, the gold prices have peeked almost at 2mil and they still be smart enough to know it was me.

    HouseKeeping
    : Yes sir, once again your genius has proven to be the best.

    MagicHamsta:*laughing* you know it be very saddening to me that RedRoses had to leave me *sad face*, where am I supposed to put me fluffy head to rest now?

    HouseKeeping:What about that new hamster that came to meet you earlier?

    MagicHamsta:Oh her? *squeak* well she be very cute hamsta, but she does not do my seeds like RedRoses did.

    HouseKeeping:*facepalm* Well sir I have to be off now.

    *exits*

    MagicHamsta:*sigh* so lonely at the top...Maybe something interesting is happening on the forums.

    *Navigates to the forums*

    *Opens Thread Tired of opening CHIPS PACKS!(By Gorgonnia)*

    Gorgonnia:GMs, I demand an option to open 1 zillion chip packs at a time. You owe me that because I spent 1,6k dollars on your new addition to cash shop, rank IX gear!Either that or you open them for me or you make a special cash shop item for me that contains the total amount of chips to get whole rank IX gear.I paid 1,6k, now you serve me!

    Michael_Dark:Nice wall of text, by the way your logic makes even Yulk look smart.

    Gorgonnia
    :Quiet you! I spent XXXXX dollarz on this game so I PWN YOU ALL.

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy be sensing the cashshoppers rage, so Fuzzy be closing this thread to avoid further flames.

    MagicHamsta
    : heheheheheh me ebil plans omg why I be so smart?

    *Bixie walks in*

    Bixie:Hey baby are you busy

    *startling MagicHamsta he scurries under the bed*

    MagicHamsta
    :omghowyougetinheresoeasilyandwithoutseeddonations?!?!?

    Bixie
    :*giggles* oh your personaility is always so attractive.

    *MagicHamsta crawls out*

    MagicHamsta:hmph why you be here nyway?

    Bixie:*hurt* I just came to keep you company *sad face*.

    In Brain

    MagicHamsta's Conscience:U be mad noob? There is a hot hamsta right before your eyes, now start acting smart!
    *slaps*
    MagicHamsta:Owwwwv *crying face* But I already be smart....

    Back to reality

    MagicHamsta:okie you come snuggle right next to me

    Bixie:*excited* you really mean it!?

    *jumps right next to MagicHamsta*

    Bixie:So whatcha doing?

    MagicHamsta:I just about to watch the expansion on the news.

    Bixie:ooooooo I will watch to.

    PWI Community Hall

    Frankieraye:Tonight, marks a turn for the better in PWIs history. Yes I have been reading all of your threads....The 5aps QQ threads, the assassin QQ threads,the Rank 8 Rage QQ threads, but most importantly, any thread that contained a post from Yulk. But besides that, we are about to release *epic pause* THE GENESIS EXPANSION.

    PWI Users:*CHEERS*

    Random User:CASHSHOPPERS WIN

    Frankieraye:But before that, we of course have to have maintenance. And in order to do that we have to boot you from the servers.

    Random User A
    :You cant do that! I am not done showing off my Rank 8 to everyone!!!

    Frankieraye:Sorry but in order to line my pockets with cash I have to take yours.

    *Boots everyone*

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy thinks that was a mean thing to say Franky.

    Frankieraye:Franky thinks you should shut the duck up.

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Duck?

    Frankieraye:Yes duck, I am not allowed to swear because of the ToS.

    *Head of PW strolls in*

    Head of PW:So how are the sales Franky.

    *bows*

    Frankieraye:Sir! The boutique sales have increased by double since last weeks maintenance.

    Head of PW:Excellent *chuckles*. In that case we can officially resume our original plan.

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy is confused.

    Head of PW:*side looks Fuzzy* *whispers to Franky* Who is this MagicHamster knock off.

    Frankieraye:A member of our moderation staff, but we pretend not to notice it.

    Head of PW:*straight face* k..........

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy does not like when you talk so I cannot hear.

    Head of PW: that was the point.

    *Back in MagicHamster's room*

    Bixie:*moaning*awwww yeah that great keep one more time

    MagicHamsta:*also moaning* ooooo uhhhhh it be coming, it be COMING!!

    *PLOP*

    Bixie:*Swallows Seed* awwww that was sooooo good *panting* is this your first time.

    MagicHamsta:Oh no me has been doing thi-*pauses and re thinks that*, me has been doing all kinds of things to prepare this for you*smiley face*.

    Bixie:Awww that is so sweet.

    In Brain

    MagicHamsta: Me be preparing next ebil plan for expansion.Maybe put nirvana gear in botique? or maybe ensure Mystic be OP?.

    Back to reality

    Bixie:Hamsta? Hamsta baby!?!

    MagicHamsta:oooo me sorry *cute face* I was conducting another ebil plan.

    Bixie:Well besides that, *gets close to Hamsta* do you wanna do it again?

    *silence*

    Bixie:Well?

    MagicHamsta:*yelling* House Keeping?Could you send up the other female hamsters? Me hamsta brain telling me this one sux >_>.

    Bixie:WHAT!?!

    *PAW SLAPS HAMSTA*

    MagicHamsta: lolumad?


    The End.


    Of course I have to thank MiniDusk for inspiring me to write againb:thanks.
  • Notgood - Raging Tide
    Notgood - Raging Tide Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Sangodoc wrote: »
    My caption:

    "And this is what players will see when barbs use the new tiger-form rez skill 'Mouth to Mouth'." b:shocked


    Anyways, here's your early "unofficial" patch download link: Patch 448 (9.1 MB)

    As usual, do not install the patch until after the servers have gone down for maintenance.

    Enjoy!

    Just a question how do you know that's going to be the same patch they are going to release o.0
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.
  • Tojop - Dreamweaver
    Tojop - Dreamweaver Posts: 623 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Caption:"Can you hear me now?"

    /unoriginal
  • Notgood - Raging Tide
    Notgood - Raging Tide Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Ya I know I have not written the maintenance stories in ages but, I thought I would give it another shot. This story is more informative than anything else, so don't be expecting anything funny >_>.Oh and if you are confused about anything or why I am posting this in the first place, feel free to try and find my other stories in the previous maintenance threadsb:chuckle.

    More from the Hamster


    Characters

    MagicHamsta
    -I small hamster dedicated to trolling PWI forums and completing is "ebil plan."

    Bixie-A female hamster that met up with MagicHamsta during one of his lunch breaks. She has admired him since the day he joined the forums and will do anything to stay at his side.

    Michael_Dark-Also known as the forum bully. He is committed to pointing out every flaw and error in a users post. His original signature demanded you hate him for the right reasons.

    Gorgonnia:A heavy cashshopper. What more is there to say

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy
    :Recently hired forum moderator. Some think he is just a copy cat of MagicHamster, other think he is the best thing that happened the forums. Either way he is just.....Fuzzy.

    KrittyKat
    :Although in a close race with Fuzzy_Wuzzy for moderator status, he lost, and is now Fuzzy_Wuzzy's apprentice


    Yulk:The official forum troll, although some have come to believe he is being 100% serious.


    House Keeping:MagicHamsters trust servant. She is his right paw woman when it comes to what he needs.

    Random Users
    -....They are random people from the forums not yet identified.




    MagicHamsta: Me ebil plan be a success, the gold prices have peeked almost at 2mil and they still be smart enough to know it was me.

    HouseKeeping
    : Yes sir, once again your genius has proven to be the best.

    MagicHamsta:*laughing* you know it be very saddening to me that RedRoses had to leave me *sad face*, where am I supposed to put me fluffy head to rest now?

    HouseKeeping:What about that new hamster that came to meet you earlier?

    MagicHamsta:Oh her? *squeak* well she be very cute hamsta, but she does not do my seeds like RedRoses did.

    HouseKeeping:*facepalm* Well sir I have to be off now.

    *exits*

    MagicHamsta:*sigh* so lonely at the top...Maybe something interesting is happening on the forums.

    *Navigates to the forums*

    *Opens Thread Tired of opening CHIPS PACKS!(By Gorgonnia)*

    Gorgonnia:GMs, I demand an option to open 1 zillion chip packs at a time. You owe me that because I spent 1,6k dollars on your new addition to cash shop, rank IX gear!Either that or you open them for me or you make a special cash shop item for me that contains the total amount of chips to get whole rank IX gear.I paid 1,6k, now you serve me!

    Michael_Dark:Nice wall of text, by the way your logic makes even Yulk look smart.

    Gorgonnia
    :Quiet you! I spent XXXXX dollarz on this game so I PWN YOU ALL.

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy be sensing the cashshoppers rage, so Fuzzy be closing this thread to avoid further flames.

    MagicHamsta
    : heheheheheh me ebil plans omg why I be so smart?

    *Bixie walks in*

    Bixie:Hey baby are you busy

    *startling MagicHamsta he scurries under the bed*

    MagicHamsta
    :omghowyougetinheresoeasilyandwithoutseeddonations?!?!?

    Bixie
    :*giggles* oh your personaility is always so attractive.

    *MagicHamsta crawls out*

    MagicHamsta:hmph why you be here nyway?

    Bixie:*hurt* I just came to keep you company *sad face*.

    In Brain

    MagicHamsta's Conscience:U be mad noob? There is a hot hamsta right before your eyes, now start acting smart!
    *slaps*
    MagicHamsta:Owwwwv *crying face* But I already be smart....

    Back to reality

    MagicHamsta:okie you come snuggle right next to me

    Bixie:*excited* you really mean it!?

    *jumps right next to MagicHamsta*

    Bixie:So whatcha doing?

    MagicHamsta:I just about to watch the expansion on the news.

    Bixie:ooooooo I will watch to.

    PWI Community Hall

    Frankieraye:Tonight, marks a turn for the better in PWIs history. Yes I have been reading all of your threads....The 5aps QQ threads, the assassin QQ threads,the Rank 8 Rage QQ threads, but most importantly, any thread that contained a post from Yulk. But besides that, we are about to release *epic pause* THE GENESIS EXPANSION.

    PWI Users:*CHEERS*

    Random User:CASHSHOPPERS WIN

    Frankieraye:But before that, we of course have to have maintenance. And in order to do that we have to boot you from the servers.

    Random User A
    :You cant do that! I am not done showing off my Rank 8 to everyone!!!

    Frankieraye:Sorry but in order to line my pockets with cash I have to take yours.

    *Boots everyone*

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy thinks that was a mean thing to say Franky.

    Frankieraye:Franky thinks you should shut the duck up.

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Duck?

    Frankieraye:Yes duck, I am not allowed to swear because of the ToS.

    *Head of PW strolls in*

    Head of PW:So how are the sales Franky.

    *bows*

    Frankieraye:Sir! The boutique sales have increased by double since last weeks maintenance.

    Head of PW:Excellent *chuckles*. In that case we can officially resume our original plan.

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy is confused.

    Head of PW:*side looks Fuzzy* *whispers to Franky* Who is this MagicHamster knock off.

    Frankieraye:A member of our moderation staff, but we pretend not to notice it.

    Head of PW:*straight face* k..........

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy does not like when you talk so I cannot hear.

    Head of PW: that was the point.

    *Back in MagicHamster's room*

    Bixie:*moaning*awwww yeah that great keep one more time

    MagicHamsta:*also moaning* ooooo uhhhhh it be coming, it be COMING!!

    *PLOP*

    Bixie:*Swallows Seed* awwww that was sooooo good *panting* is this your first time.

    MagicHamsta:Oh no me has been doing thi-*pauses and re thinks that*, me has been doing all kinds of things to prepare this for you*smiley face*.

    Bixie:Awww that is so sweet.

    In Brain

    MagicHamsta: Me be preparing next ebil plan for expansion.Maybe put nirvana gear in botique? or maybe ensure Mystic be OP?.

    Back to reality

    Bixie:Hamsta? Hamsta baby!?!

    MagicHamsta:oooo me sorry *cute face* I was conducting another ebil plan.

    Bixie:Well besides that, *gets close to Hamsta* do you wanna do it again?

    *silence*

    Bixie:Well?

    MagicHamsta:*yelling* House Keeping?Could you send up the other female hamsters? Me hamsta brain telling me this one sux >_>.

    Bixie:WHAT!?!

    *PAW SLAPS HAMSTA*

    MagicHamsta: lolumad?


    The End.


    Of course I have to thank MiniDusk for inspiring me to write againb:thanks.

    LOL dude that was so funny XD i love the frankie in this story <3
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.
  • ZeverEdge - Lost City
    ZeverEdge - Lost City Posts: 72 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    *Wall of Funny*
    Of course I have to thank MiniDusk for inspiring me to write againb:thanks.
    I LOVE IT!!!!!b:laughb:cryb:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    PWI Haters: So...is the game dead yet?b:question

    PWI Community: Pretty much, West Arch is still the laggiest place.

    PWI Economy: Agreed, and there is still active gold tradingb:surrender

    Hooray for death of PWI!!!b:kissb:victory
  • Barber - Heavens Tear
    Barber - Heavens Tear Posts: 265 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    yay! maintenance!! woohoo! :p


    as far as the caption goes...


    HA HA! HAHAHA!!! I GET TO GO TO THE VETS AND GET TUTORED AND YOU DON'T!! b:laugh
    Barbarian(Barber)=104
    Cleric(MysticFrost)=104
    BM(TooCold)=104
    Seeker(TiltedKilt)=104
    Assassin(Spongeworthy)=104
    Veno(UnZipped)=103
  • Oo_Rinoa_oO - Harshlands
    Oo_Rinoa_oO - Harshlands Posts: 127 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    So... genesis getting released in PW-CN (or already did, not checking if server maint in CH is done).

    frankie STATED that they will be introducing genesis in detail IN SOME FUNNY WAY, THIS WEEK.
    In the past few weeks we've been spending a lot of time pooling and putting together lots of new information about this huge expansion, and we'll be releasing it to you in a very fun way next week.

    meh, i know it wont come today... but just yah.. expectation b:surrender
  • Haden - Dreamweaver
    Haden - Dreamweaver Posts: 376 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Evening everyone,


    We will be having server maintenance tonight from:



    11:00pm PST until 1:00am PST

    And to kick off the usual maintenance conversation, lets do a caption contest!

    Winner gets a hug from Kantorek!

    Note: Winner must be female for hug; if winner is male, he will receive a barb chest bump, which is no laughing matter.


    1barb1.jpg

    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAI =^o.o^=
    Good intentions are like peeing yourself in dark leather pants, you get warm feelings inside, but it doesn't show.
  • Noskrad - Heavens Tear
    Noskrad - Heavens Tear Posts: 297 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    ...Note: Winner must be female for hug; if winner is male, he will receive a barb chest bump, which is no laughing matter.


    1barb1.jpg

    Meh!, let him just try it!... I already see him missing every hit >.> (pure DEX sin here b:victory)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    (\__/)
    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
    (")_(") signature to help him gain world domination. X3
  • Katzyn - Sanctuary
    Katzyn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,270 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Caption - "My, what big teeth you have, grandmother..."

    I wanna hug, Kanty!
    Katzyn, level 101 Demon Veno
    Kylenea, level 99 Demon Cleric
    ForestSonata, level 6x Mystic
    Proud wifeh of Yudai <3
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ~Courtesy of the amazing Forsakenx~
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2010

    Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Recently hired forum moderator. Some think he is just a copy cat of MagicHamster, other think he is the best thing that happened the forums. Either way he is just.....Fuzzy.
    KrittyKat:Although in a close race with Fuzzy_Wuzzy for moderator status, he lost, and is now Fuzzy_Wuzzy's apprentice


    Fyi, it was Fuzzy who lost. Fuzzy was winning big time, but then Kritty pulled it off at the last seconds.

    /bedtime
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Oneji - Heavens Tear
    Oneji - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Fyi, it was Fuzzy who lost. Fuzzy was winning big time, but then Kritty pulled it off at the last seconds.

    /bedtime

    My excuse, it is my storyb:scorn. And thank you to those who commented on it so farb:thanks.
  • Lady_Sam - Lost City
    Lady_Sam - Lost City Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Totally awesome, Oneji! I so miss the Hamsta too. :<
  • Susylu - Heavens Tear
    Susylu - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,786 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    More expansion info plzzz

    Caption: So like... can you get off me now?

    b:sweat
  • Alphae - Lost City
    Alphae - Lost City Posts: 1,512 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Caption: "Catching flies."

    Terribly creative, I know. Bow down.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Conavar - Heavens Tear
    Conavar - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,193 Arc User
    edited December 2010


    1barb1.jpg

    Caption:

    " Please insert Dollars here "
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • XXManasa - Dreamweaver
    XXManasa - Dreamweaver Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Caption: "Hey buddy you ok? Why you laying on the floor? Hey can you tell me if my breath stinks?"