[Server Maintenance] 12-7-2010 [Complete]
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Caption:
Cough, Cough Dang blasted furballsThere are old Warriors, and bold Warriors,
but there are very few old bold Warriors. b:chuckle0 -
Barb: Ahh, ahh, achoo!!!
Allergies won't stop this barb.
yes, info. Insert info hereb:surrender
Noticed sexual based captions don't win if ever. But for laughs.
In the Barbs Bedroom Chambers.
Barb: Pucker up and Give me a kiss!!0 -
I'm going to lol if we just get a post saying very basic things mystics are and can do o.o[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.0 -
Notgood - Raging Tide wrote: »I'm going to lol if we just get a post saying very basic things mystics are and can do o.o
That would be, Notgood. b:chuckle
Best thing would be expansion, and info. *Crosses Fingers*0 -
"New FB Abdomen Entrance"0
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"These darn faeries keep messing with my chase instinct!"0
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AzureDemon - Dreamweaver wrote: »That would be, Notgood. b:chuckle
Best thing would be expansion, and info. *Crosses Fingers*
b:laugh If expansion came out i would wet my self and steal...i mean borrow some money.
*Also hopes for a but load of the new fashion* b:cry[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.0 -
Caption: Wolf's howling just doesnt seem to fit my tigerform now does it?[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Ty Silvychar b:thanks0 -
tonights maint.... <.< better bring us the expansion xD... the last time u delayed the expansion the QQ was terrible!b:shocked [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
I couldn't come up with anything, so I did this.
When are we actually getting the new content, anyway? b:sad[sigpic][/sigpic]LOVE
Information: It is proven that the majority of the Perfect World International player base suffers from "Motorcylophobia".
-Every single patch to an MMO causes players to cry: "They Changed It, Now It Sucks". Every. Single. Patch. -Taken from TV Tropes.0 -
Yukkuri - Heavens Tear wrote: »I couldn't come up with anything, so I did this.
When are we actually getting the new content, anyway? b:sad
LOL that was a funny picture.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.0 -
Caption;
"Ah, ya bleedin!? ... Yeah, you're bleedin.."
Hug now
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--->Barb studying to be a doctor. "Wait... how many tonsils do tigers have? ..... Lemme check" *opens mouth*<--- all this takes place in a curved mirror palace on a Sunday afternoon
ANYWAYZ... yea... LOL@patch and ... promisesb:surrender[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Ya I know I have not written the maintenance stories in ages but, I thought I would give it another shot. This story is more informative than anything else, so don't be expecting anything funny >_>.Oh and if you are confused about anything or why I am posting this in the first place, feel free to try and find my other stories in the previous maintenance threadsb:chuckle.
More from the Hamster
Characters
MagicHamsta-I small hamster dedicated to trolling PWI forums and completing is "ebil plan."
Bixie-A female hamster that met up with MagicHamsta during one of his lunch breaks. She has admired him since the day he joined the forums and will do anything to stay at his side.
Michael_Dark-Also known as the forum bully. He is committed to pointing out every flaw and error in a users post. His original signature demanded you hate him for the right reasons.
Gorgonnia:A heavy cashshopper. What more is there to say
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Recently hired forum moderator. Some think he is just a copy cat of MagicHamster, other think he is the best thing that happened the forums. Either way he is just.....Fuzzy.
KrittyKat:Although in a close race with Fuzzy_Wuzzy for moderator status, he lost, and is now Fuzzy_Wuzzy's apprentice
Yulk:The official forum troll, although some have come to believe he is being 100% serious.
House Keeping:MagicHamsters trust servant. She is his right paw woman when it comes to what he needs.
Random Users-....They are random people from the forums not yet identified.
MagicHamsta: Me ebil plan be a success, the gold prices have peeked almost at 2mil and they still be smart enough to know it was me.
HouseKeeping: Yes sir, once again your genius has proven to be the best.
MagicHamsta:*laughing* you know it be very saddening to me that RedRoses had to leave me *sad face*, where am I supposed to put me fluffy head to rest now?
HouseKeeping:What about that new hamster that came to meet you earlier?
MagicHamsta:Oh her? *squeak* well she be very cute hamsta, but she does not do my seeds like RedRoses did.
HouseKeeping:*facepalm* Well sir I have to be off now.
*exits*
MagicHamsta:*sigh* so lonely at the top...Maybe something interesting is happening on the forums.
*Navigates to the forums*
*Opens Thread Tired of opening CHIPS PACKS!(By Gorgonnia)*
Gorgonnia:GMs, I demand an option to open 1 zillion chip packs at a time. You owe me that because I spent 1,6k dollars on your new addition to cash shop, rank IX gear!Either that or you open them for me or you make a special cash shop item for me that contains the total amount of chips to get whole rank IX gear.I paid 1,6k, now you serve me!
Michael_Dark:Nice wall of text, by the way your logic makes even Yulk look smart.
Gorgonnia:Quiet you! I spent XXXXX dollarz on this game so I PWN YOU ALL.
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy be sensing the cashshoppers rage, so Fuzzy be closing this thread to avoid further flames.
MagicHamsta: heheheheheh me ebil plans omg why I be so smart?
*Bixie walks in*
Bixie:Hey baby are you busy
*startling MagicHamsta he scurries under the bed*
MagicHamsta:omghowyougetinheresoeasilyandwithoutseeddonations?!?!?
Bixie:*giggles* oh your personaility is always so attractive.
*MagicHamsta crawls out*
MagicHamsta:hmph why you be here nyway?
Bixie:*hurt* I just came to keep you company *sad face*.
In Brain
MagicHamsta's Conscience:U be mad noob? There is a hot hamsta right before your eyes, now start acting smart!
*slaps*
MagicHamsta:Owwwwv *crying face* But I already be smart....
Back to reality
MagicHamsta:okie you come snuggle right next to me
Bixie:*excited* you really mean it!?
*jumps right next to MagicHamsta*
Bixie:So whatcha doing?
MagicHamsta:I just about to watch the expansion on the news.
Bixie:ooooooo I will watch to.
PWI Community Hall
Frankieraye:Tonight, marks a turn for the better in PWIs history. Yes I have been reading all of your threads....The 5aps QQ threads, the assassin QQ threads,the Rank 8 Rage QQ threads, but most importantly, any thread that contained a post from Yulk. But besides that, we are about to release *epic pause* THE GENESIS EXPANSION.
PWI Users:*CHEERS*
Random User:CASHSHOPPERS WIN
Frankieraye:But before that, we of course have to have maintenance. And in order to do that we have to boot you from the servers.
Random User A:You cant do that! I am not done showing off my Rank 8 to everyone!!!
Frankieraye:Sorry but in order to line my pockets with cash I have to take yours.
*Boots everyone*
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy thinks that was a mean thing to say Franky.
Frankieraye:Franky thinks you should shut the duck up.
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Duck?
Frankieraye:Yes duck, I am not allowed to swear because of the ToS.
*Head of PW strolls in*
Head of PW:So how are the sales Franky.
*bows*
Frankieraye:Sir! The boutique sales have increased by double since last weeks maintenance.
Head of PW:Excellent *chuckles*. In that case we can officially resume our original plan.
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy is confused.
Head of PW:*side looks Fuzzy* *whispers to Franky* Who is this MagicHamster knock off.
Frankieraye:A member of our moderation staff, but we pretend not to notice it.
Head of PW:*straight face* k..........
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy does not like when you talk so I cannot hear.
Head of PW: that was the point.
*Back in MagicHamster's room*
Bixie:*moaning*awwww yeah that great keep one more time
MagicHamsta:*also moaning* ooooo uhhhhh it be coming, it be COMING!!
*PLOP*
Bixie:*Swallows Seed* awwww that was sooooo good *panting* is this your first time.
MagicHamsta:Oh no me has been doing thi-*pauses and re thinks that*, me has been doing all kinds of things to prepare this for you*smiley face*.
Bixie:Awww that is so sweet.
In Brain
MagicHamsta: Me be preparing next ebil plan for expansion.Maybe put nirvana gear in botique? or maybe ensure Mystic be OP?.
Back to reality
Bixie:Hamsta? Hamsta baby!?!
MagicHamsta:oooo me sorry *cute face* I was conducting another ebil plan.
Bixie:Well besides that, *gets close to Hamsta* do you wanna do it again?
*silence*
Bixie:Well?
MagicHamsta:*yelling* House Keeping?Could you send up the other female hamsters? Me hamsta brain telling me this one sux >_>.
Bixie:WHAT!?!
*PAW SLAPS HAMSTA*
MagicHamsta: lolumad?
The End.
Of course I have to thank MiniDusk for inspiring me to write againb:thanks.0 -
My caption:
"And this is what players will see when barbs use the new tiger-form rez skill 'Mouth to Mouth'." b:shocked
Anyways, here's your early "unofficial" patch download link: Patch 448 (9.1 MB)
As usual, do not install the patch until after the servers have gone down for maintenance.
Enjoy!
Just a question how do you know that's going to be the same patch they are going to release o.0[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.0 -
Caption:"Can you hear me now?"
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Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »Ya I know I have not written the maintenance stories in ages but, I thought I would give it another shot. This story is more informative than anything else, so don't be expecting anything funny >_>.Oh and if you are confused about anything or why I am posting this in the first place, feel free to try and find my other stories in the previous maintenance threadsb:chuckle.
More from the Hamster
Characters
MagicHamsta-I small hamster dedicated to trolling PWI forums and completing is "ebil plan."
Bixie-A female hamster that met up with MagicHamsta during one of his lunch breaks. She has admired him since the day he joined the forums and will do anything to stay at his side.
Michael_Dark-Also known as the forum bully. He is committed to pointing out every flaw and error in a users post. His original signature demanded you hate him for the right reasons.
Gorgonnia:A heavy cashshopper. What more is there to say
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Recently hired forum moderator. Some think he is just a copy cat of MagicHamster, other think he is the best thing that happened the forums. Either way he is just.....Fuzzy.
KrittyKat:Although in a close race with Fuzzy_Wuzzy for moderator status, he lost, and is now Fuzzy_Wuzzy's apprentice
Yulk:The official forum troll, although some have come to believe he is being 100% serious.
House Keeping:MagicHamsters trust servant. She is his right paw woman when it comes to what he needs.
Random Users-....They are random people from the forums not yet identified.
MagicHamsta: Me ebil plan be a success, the gold prices have peeked almost at 2mil and they still be smart enough to know it was me.
HouseKeeping: Yes sir, once again your genius has proven to be the best.
MagicHamsta:*laughing* you know it be very saddening to me that RedRoses had to leave me *sad face*, where am I supposed to put me fluffy head to rest now?
HouseKeeping:What about that new hamster that came to meet you earlier?
MagicHamsta:Oh her? *squeak* well she be very cute hamsta, but she does not do my seeds like RedRoses did.
HouseKeeping:*facepalm* Well sir I have to be off now.
*exits*
MagicHamsta:*sigh* so lonely at the top...Maybe something interesting is happening on the forums.
*Navigates to the forums*
*Opens Thread Tired of opening CHIPS PACKS!(By Gorgonnia)*
Gorgonnia:GMs, I demand an option to open 1 zillion chip packs at a time. You owe me that because I spent 1,6k dollars on your new addition to cash shop, rank IX gear!Either that or you open them for me or you make a special cash shop item for me that contains the total amount of chips to get whole rank IX gear.I paid 1,6k, now you serve me!
Michael_Dark:Nice wall of text, by the way your logic makes even Yulk look smart.
Gorgonnia:Quiet you! I spent XXXXX dollarz on this game so I PWN YOU ALL.
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy be sensing the cashshoppers rage, so Fuzzy be closing this thread to avoid further flames.
MagicHamsta: heheheheheh me ebil plans omg why I be so smart?
*Bixie walks in*
Bixie:Hey baby are you busy
*startling MagicHamsta he scurries under the bed*
MagicHamsta:omghowyougetinheresoeasilyandwithoutseeddonations?!?!?
Bixie:*giggles* oh your personaility is always so attractive.
*MagicHamsta crawls out*
MagicHamsta:hmph why you be here nyway?
Bixie:*hurt* I just came to keep you company *sad face*.
In Brain
MagicHamsta's Conscience:U be mad noob? There is a hot hamsta right before your eyes, now start acting smart!
*slaps*
MagicHamsta:Owwwwv *crying face* But I already be smart....
Back to reality
MagicHamsta:okie you come snuggle right next to me
Bixie:*excited* you really mean it!?
*jumps right next to MagicHamsta*
Bixie:So whatcha doing?
MagicHamsta:I just about to watch the expansion on the news.
Bixie:ooooooo I will watch to.
PWI Community Hall
Frankieraye:Tonight, marks a turn for the better in PWIs history. Yes I have been reading all of your threads....The 5aps QQ threads, the assassin QQ threads,the Rank 8 Rage QQ threads, but most importantly, any thread that contained a post from Yulk. But besides that, we are about to release *epic pause* THE GENESIS EXPANSION.
PWI Users:*CHEERS*
Random User:CASHSHOPPERS WIN
Frankieraye:But before that, we of course have to have maintenance. And in order to do that we have to boot you from the servers.
Random User A:You cant do that! I am not done showing off my Rank 8 to everyone!!!
Frankieraye:Sorry but in order to line my pockets with cash I have to take yours.
*Boots everyone*
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy thinks that was a mean thing to say Franky.
Frankieraye:Franky thinks you should shut the duck up.
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Duck?
Frankieraye:Yes duck, I am not allowed to swear because of the ToS.
*Head of PW strolls in*
Head of PW:So how are the sales Franky.
*bows*
Frankieraye:Sir! The boutique sales have increased by double since last weeks maintenance.
Head of PW:Excellent *chuckles*. In that case we can officially resume our original plan.
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy is confused.
Head of PW:*side looks Fuzzy* *whispers to Franky* Who is this MagicHamster knock off.
Frankieraye:A member of our moderation staff, but we pretend not to notice it.
Head of PW:*straight face* k..........
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Fuzzy does not like when you talk so I cannot hear.
Head of PW: that was the point.
*Back in MagicHamster's room*
Bixie:*moaning*awwww yeah that great keep one more time
MagicHamsta:*also moaning* ooooo uhhhhh it be coming, it be COMING!!
*PLOP*
Bixie:*Swallows Seed* awwww that was sooooo good *panting* is this your first time.
MagicHamsta:Oh no me has been doing thi-*pauses and re thinks that*, me has been doing all kinds of things to prepare this for you*smiley face*.
Bixie:Awww that is so sweet.
In Brain
MagicHamsta: Me be preparing next ebil plan for expansion.Maybe put nirvana gear in botique? or maybe ensure Mystic be OP?.
Back to reality
Bixie:Hamsta? Hamsta baby!?!
MagicHamsta:oooo me sorry *cute face* I was conducting another ebil plan.
Bixie:Well besides that, *gets close to Hamsta* do you wanna do it again?
*silence*
Bixie:Well?
MagicHamsta:*yelling* House Keeping?Could you send up the other female hamsters? Me hamsta brain telling me this one sux >_>.
Bixie:WHAT!?!
*PAW SLAPS HAMSTA*
MagicHamsta: lolumad?
The End.
Of course I have to thank MiniDusk for inspiring me to write againb:thanks.
LOL dude that was so funny XD i love the frankie in this story [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
At least my team doing the Harlem Shake.0 -
I LOVE IT!!!!!b:laughb:cryb:laughOneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »*Wall of Funny*
Of course I have to thank MiniDusk for inspiring me to write againb:thanks.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
PWI Haters: So...is the game dead yet?b:question
PWI Community: Pretty much, West Arch is still the laggiest place.
PWI Economy: Agreed, and there is still active gold tradingb:surrender
Hooray for death of PWI!!!b:kissb:victory0 -
yay! maintenance!! woohoo!
as far as the caption goes...
HA HA! HAHAHA!!! I GET TO GO TO THE VETS AND GET TUTORED AND YOU DON'T!! b:laughBarbarian(Barber)=104
Cleric(MysticFrost)=104
BM(TooCold)=104
Seeker(TiltedKilt)=104
Assassin(Spongeworthy)=104
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So... genesis getting released in PW-CN (or already did, not checking if server maint in CH is done).
frankie STATED that they will be introducing genesis in detail IN SOME FUNNY WAY, THIS WEEK.frankieraye wrote: »In the past few weeks we've been spending a lot of time pooling and putting together lots of new information about this huge expansion, and we'll be releasing it to you in a very fun way next week.
meh, i know it wont come today... but just yah.. expectation b:surrender0 -
frankieraye wrote: »Evening everyone,
We will be having server maintenance tonight from:
11:00pm PST until 1:00am PST
And to kick off the usual maintenance conversation, lets do a caption contest!
Winner gets a hug from Kantorek!
Note: Winner must be female for hug; if winner is male, he will receive a barb chest bump, which is no laughing matter.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAI =^o.o^=Good intentions are like peeing yourself in dark leather pants, you get warm feelings inside, but it doesn't show.0 -
frankieraye wrote: »...Note: Winner must be female for hug; if winner is male, he will receive a barb chest bump, which is no laughing matter.
Meh!, let him just try it!... I already see him missing every hit >.> (pure DEX sin here b:victory)[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination. X30 -
Caption - "My, what big teeth you have, grandmother..."
I wanna hug, Kanty!Katzyn, level 101 Demon Veno
Kylenea, level 99 Demon Cleric
ForestSonata, level 6x Mystic
Proud wifeh of Yudai
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
~Courtesy of the amazing Forsakenx~0 -
Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »
Fuzzy_Wuzzy:Recently hired forum moderator. Some think he is just a copy cat of MagicHamster, other think he is the best thing that happened the forums. Either way he is just.....Fuzzy.
KrittyKat:Although in a close race with Fuzzy_Wuzzy for moderator status, he lost, and is now Fuzzy_Wuzzy's apprentice
Fyi, it was Fuzzy who lost. Fuzzy was winning big time, but then Kritty pulled it off at the last seconds.
/bedtime[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
buttercupcruella wrote: »Fyi, it was Fuzzy who lost. Fuzzy was winning big time, but then Kritty pulled it off at the last seconds.
/bedtime
My excuse, it is my storyb:scorn. And thank you to those who commented on it so farb:thanks.0 -
Totally awesome, Oneji! I so miss the Hamsta too. :<0
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More expansion info plzzz
Caption: So like... can you get off me now?
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♥♥♥ Teny0 -
Caption: "Catching flies."
Terribly creative, I know. Bow down.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
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Caption: "Hey buddy you ok? Why you laying on the floor? Hey can you tell me if my breath stinks?"0
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