Why you should friend me for the Core Comraderie event

Longknife - Harshlands
Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
edited September 2010 in General Discussion
Hello all, I'm Longknife. Perhaps you've heard, but there's currently a CORE Comraderie event going on that will award whosoever has the most friends by October 6th, and I'm here to campaign for your friendship.


Now, you may be asking yourself, "but Longknife, you're just some weirdo on the internet I don't even know. Why should I be friends with you?" Well, that 's a mighty good question...if you're a communist.
Befriending Longknife means standing up for freedom, liberty and all things patriotic; no qualities that a communist would know how to appreciate. Luckily, you and I, my friend, understand these qualities and the importance of having them, and since you're not an evil communist, I'm sure I can count on your friend request.


Still not convinced? Wondering what makes me better than that other freedom-ringing members on the forums? Well, let me give you a list of things that make me more deserving of your friend request:


-I was runner-up in the Coolest Poster of '09-'10 contest. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling hamster
-I've successfully convinced 95% of the Psy community of Harshlands that I actually know what I'm doing.
-I'm crippled. Don't you feel sorry for me now? :c Only your friend request can make my life meaningful again
-I fought in 'Nam to defend Perfect World from the terrorists
-I will make a childish threat and threaten to leave PW forever if you don't friend request me.
-I was once a meme on krautchan
-By adding me it means you'll have also gained a friend, meaning you'll have a better chance of obtaining second place behind the glory that is me.
-I'm willing to return the favor somehow, if y'know what I'm sayin'
-I'll kill your mother if you don't. No seriously
-A FRIEND REQUEST FOR LONGKNIFE IS A FRIEND REQUEST FOR AMERICA



If you're still not convinced that I'm not the perfect friendship candidate, then go **** yourself you ******* ********* *****, I mean what the **** I have to bust my *** just to ******* get a *****-*** ***** to do me a ******* favor, what the ****. Fiddlesticks!



Thank you for your time, my fellow Perfect Worldians. I am Longknife and I approve this message.
I <3 AGOREY
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  • ZAPATON - Sanctuary
    ZAPATON - Sanctuary Posts: 875 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    "but Longknife, you're just some weirdo on the internet I don't even know. Why should I be friends with you?"

    All I needed was to read that. That is reason enough to befriend you b:pleased

    But I'm still not doing it. Sorry... I like my lonely dark corner... Its... dark... and cold o_0

    PS: Damn that hamster! Alright... we need a shark... with a laser beam attached to its back
    Madness?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Katzyn - Sanctuary
    Katzyn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,270 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Very amusing. I was almost tempted to friend you for all the laughs. =3
    Katzyn, level 101 Demon Veno
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  • Lu$t - Sanctuary
    Lu$t - Sanctuary Posts: 1,005 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I lol'd so hard at this xD
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  • SoIar - Dreamweaver
    SoIar - Dreamweaver Posts: 179 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I'm your biggest fan longie =3

    Friend request sent
  • Kupuntu - Sanctuary
    Kupuntu - Sanctuary Posts: 3,008 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Friend request sent. That post was pure awesomeness.

    Also, my Core thing seems to work now.
    100% F2P player. Started PW: March 2007, Quit PW: March 2011.
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  • MrBladey - Lost City
    MrBladey - Lost City Posts: 120 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    LOL, I don't know you, but I'll friend you just for that.
    For honor...
    For glory...
    FOR E-PEEN!
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/DScythe99/1285407108368.jpg
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  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Friend Request sent. xD Your posts are rather amusing. And I have never seen so many swear words in one sentence. O.O
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  • Ophida - Dreamweaver
    Ophida - Dreamweaver Posts: 971 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I'm already your friend *o*
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  • Jonnykins - Dreamweaver
    Jonnykins - Dreamweaver Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Longknife needs you!

    Support his nation!
  • KuiXing - Harshlands
    KuiXing - Harshlands Posts: 1,084 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    b:laugh rofl your my new fave HL psy longie
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  • SoIar - Dreamweaver
    SoIar - Dreamweaver Posts: 179 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    KuiXing - Harshlands wrote: »
    rofl your my new fave HL psy longie

    He was always my fav. I win b:cool
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    -I was runner-up in the Coolest Poster of '09-'10 contest. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling hamster

    b:avoid
    ZAPATON - Sanctuary wrote: »
    All I needed was to read that. That is reason enough to befriend you b:pleased

    But I'm still not doing it. Sorry... I like my lonely dark corner... Its... dark... and cold o_0

    PS: Damn that hamster! Alright... we need a shark... with a laser beam attached to its back

    There be a reason why Dr.Evil couldn't has his sharks with laser beams attached to it's back...
    Soup?
    b:chuckle
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  • KuiXing - Harshlands
    KuiXing - Harshlands Posts: 1,084 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    SoIar - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    He was always my fav. I win b:cool

    b:scorn yesh but hes on my server, i win
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    Challenge accepted I'm going to go blow up the sun - FanFon
    Those crabs are like the Energizer Bunny, they just keep going and going and going... - Wildsblade
  • ZAPATON - Sanctuary
    ZAPATON - Sanctuary Posts: 875 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    b:avoid



    There be a reason why Dr.Evil couldn't has his sharks with laser beams attached to it's back...
    Soup?
    b:chuckle

    Alright then... will have to use the secret anti-hamster-trap-weapon-thing-whatever

    And if that doesnt work... I'll be forced to surrender and do this b:surrender
    Madness?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    ZAPATON - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Alright then... will have to use the secret anti-hamster-trap-weapon-thing-whatever

    And if that doesnt work... I'll be forced to surrender and do this b:surrender

    Or how about we play a good game of tennis?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SoIar - Dreamweaver
    SoIar - Dreamweaver Posts: 179 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    KuiXing - Harshlands wrote: »
    b:scorn yesh but hes on my server, i win

    yush but my alt on HL is a higher lvl than you. I win b:cool
  • MistaBwanden - Sanctuary
    MistaBwanden - Sanctuary Posts: 2,803 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    What about European's?
    b:chuckle
  • Jonnykins - Dreamweaver
    Jonnykins - Dreamweaver Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    MistaBwanden - Sanctuary wrote: »
    What about European's?
    b:chuckle

    Our beloved Longknife is half European half American. Its like the perfect combob:victory
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Jonnykins - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Our beloved Longknife is half European half American. It like the perfect combob:victory

    Genau!

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/mr.people/Longie4prez.jpg
    I <3 AGOREY
  • Reveriez - Dreamweaver
    Reveriez - Dreamweaver Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Not gonna lie, I lol'd. xD
    I was imagining on the board not too long ago, I didn't know it resets post count when you pick a avatar. xD

    PWI newbie, been playing for about a month or so. Currently main is my Venomancer Reveriez! =D

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