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    Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited September 2010 in General Discussion
    Hello all, I'm Longknife. Perhaps you've heard, but there's currently a CORE Comraderie event going on that will award whosoever has the most friends by October 6th, and I'm here to campaign for your friendship.


    Now, you may be asking yourself, "but Longknife, you're just some weirdo on the internet I don't even know. Why should I be friends with you?" Well, that 's a mighty good question...if you're a communist.
    Befriending Longknife means standing up for freedom, liberty and all things patriotic; no qualities that a communist would know how to appreciate. Luckily, you and I, my friend, understand these qualities and the importance of having them, and since you're not an evil communist, I'm sure I can count on your friend request.


    Still not convinced? Wondering what makes me better than that other freedom-ringing members on the forums? Well, let me give you a list of things that make me more deserving of your friend request:


    -I was runner-up in the Coolest Poster of '09-'10 contest. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling hamster
    -I've successfully convinced 95% of the Psy community of Harshlands that I actually know what I'm doing.
    -I'm crippled. Don't you feel sorry for me now? :c Only your friend request can make my life meaningful again
    -I fought in 'Nam to defend Perfect World from the terrorists
    -I will make a childish threat and threaten to leave PW forever if you don't friend request me.
    -I was once a meme on krautchan
    -By adding me it means you'll have also gained a friend, meaning you'll have a better chance of obtaining second place behind the glory that is me.
    -I'm willing to return the favor somehow, if y'know what I'm sayin'
    -I'll kill your mother if you don't. No seriously
    -A FRIEND REQUEST FOR LONGKNIFE IS A FRIEND REQUEST FOR AMERICA



    If you're still not convinced that I'm not the perfect friendship candidate, then go **** yourself you ******* ********* *****, I mean what the **** I have to bust my *** just to ******* get a *****-*** ***** to do me a ******* favor, what the ****. Fiddlesticks!



    Thank you for your time, my fellow Perfect Worldians. I am Longknife and I approve this message.
    I <3 AGOREY
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    • Posts: 875 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
      "but Longknife, you're just some weirdo on the internet I don't even know. Why should I be friends with you?"

      All I needed was to read that. That is reason enough to befriend you b:pleased

      But I'm still not doing it. Sorry... I like my lonely dark corner... Its... dark... and cold o_0

      PS: Damn that hamster! Alright... we need a shark... with a laser beam attached to its back
      Madness?

      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    • Posts: 1,270 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      Very amusing. I was almost tempted to friend you for all the laughs. =3
      Katzyn, level 101 Demon Veno
      Kylenea, level 99 Demon Cleric
      ForestSonata, level 6x Mystic
      Proud wifeh of Yudai <3
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      ~Courtesy of the amazing Forsakenx~
    • Posts: 1,005 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      I lol'd so hard at this xD
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      Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero~
    • Posts: 179 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      I'm your biggest fan longie =3

      Friend request sent
    • Posts: 3,008 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      Friend request sent. That post was pure awesomeness.

      Also, my Core thing seems to work now.
      100% F2P player. Started PW: March 2007, Quit PW: March 2011.
      pwcalc.com/e7016929e7b204ae "Pure axe" 8k HP multipath BM, last one of my kind.
    • Posts: 120 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      LOL, I don't know you, but I'll friend you just for that.
      For honor...
      For glory...
      FOR E-PEEN!
    • Posts: 2,897 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/DScythe99/1285407108368.jpg
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      advice to fledgling archers:
      Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
    • Posts: 2,211 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      Friend Request sent. xD Your posts are rather amusing. And I have never seen so many swear words in one sentence. O.O
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    • Posts: 971 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      I'm already your friend *o*
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    • Posts: 359 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      Longknife needs you!

      Support his nation!
    • Posts: 1,084 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      b:laugh rofl your my new fave HL psy longie
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      I have the best mom ever, she brought me drugs and fruit juice - Reavღ
      Challenge accepted I'm going to go blow up the sun - FanFon
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    • Posts: 179 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      KuiXing - Harshlands wrote: »
      rofl your my new fave HL psy longie

      He was always my fav. I win b:cool
    • Posts: 10,466 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
      -I was runner-up in the Coolest Poster of '09-'10 contest. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling hamster

      b:avoid
      ZAPATON - Sanctuary wrote: »
      All I needed was to read that. That is reason enough to befriend you b:pleased

      But I'm still not doing it. Sorry... I like my lonely dark corner... Its... dark... and cold o_0

      PS: Damn that hamster! Alright... we need a shark... with a laser beam attached to its back

      There be a reason why Dr.Evil couldn't has his sharks with laser beams attached to it's back...
      Soup?
      b:chuckle
      darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
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      frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
      Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
      Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
      LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
      Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
      Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
      58% chance to get tokens
      41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
      1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
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    • Posts: 1,084 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      SoIar - Dreamweaver wrote: »
      He was always my fav. I win b:cool

      b:scorn yesh but hes on my server, i win
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      I have the best mom ever, she brought me drugs and fruit juice - Reavღ
      Challenge accepted I'm going to go blow up the sun - FanFon
      Those crabs are like the Energizer Bunny, they just keep going and going and going... - Wildsblade
    • Posts: 875 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
      b:avoid



      There be a reason why Dr.Evil couldn't has his sharks with laser beams attached to it's back...
      Soup?
      b:chuckle

      Alright then... will have to use the secret anti-hamster-trap-weapon-thing-whatever

      And if that doesnt work... I'll be forced to surrender and do this b:surrender
      Madness?

      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    • Posts: 4,864 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      ZAPATON - Sanctuary wrote: »
      Alright then... will have to use the secret anti-hamster-trap-weapon-thing-whatever

      And if that doesnt work... I'll be forced to surrender and do this b:surrender

      Or how about we play a good game of tennis?
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    • Posts: 179 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      KuiXing - Harshlands wrote: »
      b:scorn yesh but hes on my server, i win

      yush but my alt on HL is a higher lvl than you. I win b:cool
    • Posts: 2,803 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      What about European's?
      b:chuckle
    • Posts: 359 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      MistaBwanden - Sanctuary wrote: »
      What about European's?
      b:chuckle

      Our beloved Longknife is half European half American. Its like the perfect combob:victory
    • Posts: 4,843 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      Jonnykins - Dreamweaver wrote: »
      Our beloved Longknife is half European half American. It like the perfect combob:victory

      Genau!

      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/mr.people/Longie4prez.jpg
      I <3 AGOREY
    • Posts: 15 Arc User
      edited September 2010
      Not gonna lie, I lol'd. xD
      I was imagining on the board not too long ago, I didn't know it resets post count when you pick a avatar. xD

      PWI newbie, been playing for about a month or so. Currently main is my Venomancer Reveriez! =D

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