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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    because you cant tell haha over the internet


    let's play nice boys and girls... it is just a thread :)


    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Grippieluver - Lost City wrote: »
    because you cant tell haha over the internet


    let's play nice boys and girls... it is just a thread :)


    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    A wizard named wizlor coated the inside of the bottle with a magical lubricant that prevents stick.

    Who let the dogs out?
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    lol that used to be the 'coolest' song xD... oh ya and I did btw ;)


    Do penguins have knees?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Nope.


    What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    A worm...


    Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    You know those shells that people paint art on? Yeah, she was selling those, but they just couldn't fit all that into the rhyme.


    Why do bats hang upside down?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    bc they're comfortable that way


    If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Not sure. Maybe I'll run a few tests to see...*Goes and puts on lab coat and straw hat*



    Why do marshmallows taste so good?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    bc of all the sugar

    Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Ever gotten too close to either of those two birds? Chickens don't stick around very long if they think there's gonna be trouble. Ducks will get up in your face if you threaten them up close.



    Why do people think they can develop super powers if they just think about it hard enough?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    cuz they're re-tards


    If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Probably not, since they're probably there to arrest you anyway, so it probably doesn't matter all that much.


    Why do flys have such an easy time getting into a house, but such a hard time getting out?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Because they're freaks


    If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Of course not. That's what they get in hell. People food cake tastes terrible after all.


    What is Soylent Green?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    A science fiction film


    Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Inflation.



    Why are class rings so popular when most people only wear them for a year or two?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    because at the time.. they're very sentimental


    You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Depends on the restaurant.


    What would you do with a pet dinosaur?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    scare people and look totally sexy riding it


    If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
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    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I don't really think they care all that much really, so no.


    Why are owls said to be very wise, when they really aren't?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    because of Owl on pooh-bear xD


    Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
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    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Ever gotten too close to either of those two birds? Chickens don't stick around very long if they think there's gonna be trouble. Ducks will get up in your face if you threaten them up close.



    Why do people think they can develop super powers if they just think about it hard enough?

    I know I'm a bit late on this question but I couldn't help it. The monks have achieved near super human abilities like the 1 inch punch that's more deadly than being in a car crash, that thing with pushing a freakin spear to your neck and the spear breaks, walking on tissue and the tissue doesn't rip (I seen that years ago done by a monk, ill mever forget it), and they are near invincable giving themselves the ability to feel no pain. All of this can be achieved by deep meditation and spiritual enlightenment. Needless to say it takes a life time of practice.


    @ grippies question: because the gum is clearly no match for our tounges.

    What's better, grippies old or new sig?
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • Dashiko - Sanctuary
    Dashiko - Sanctuary Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Archers_Soul - Lost City wrote: »
    I know I'm a bit late on this question but I couldn't help it. The monks have achieved near super human abilities like the 1 inch punch that's more deadly than being in a car crash, that thing with pushing a freakin spear to your neck and the spear breaks, walking on tissue and the tissue doesn't rip (I seen that years ago done by a monk, ill mever forget it), and they are near invincable giving themselves the ability to feel no pain. All of this can be achieved by deep meditation and spiritual enlightenment. Needless to say it takes a life time of practice.


    @ grippies question: because the gum is clearly no match for our tounges.

    What's better, grippies old or new sig?

    Not a butt kisser sorry..

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    same reason why you can use a key to open a door and enter a room, but cant use a monkey to open a mordor and walk into a mushroom.

    Why is there something rather than nothing?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Because if there was nothing, we wouldn't be here right now.


    Why do people dream?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    because your brain has to be active while you sleep... or you'll die


    If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Well, if they're walking while doing so, yes. If they're leading something else, then no.


    Why do we still have wisdom teeth if all they do is get in the way?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I... really dont knwo O_o


    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Stone slabs would be my guess.


    Why do people think they can get something for nothing?
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    because a little birdy told them so


    Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
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    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
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