official dating thread!! meet ur bf/gf here!!!!

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  • Majesta - Dreamweaver
    Majesta - Dreamweaver Posts: 268 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    AHAhahaha omg xD you guys crack me up!

    Server: Forks
    Username: Bella
    Age: older than Edward QQ
    Sex: F
    Interests/ description: beastiality and necrophelia
    Looking for: immortality

    b:laugh
    When I got the meaning of melee mixed up:
    'Maj.. Melee ffs.. means I'm punching you in the face 1 foot away!'
    >.<
  • Kephras - Heavens Tear
    Kephras - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Kephras - Heavens Tear wrote:
    server: All of 'em
    username: Whatever you want it to be, babe ;D
    age: Legal.
    sex: yes please.
    interests/ description: Tall athletic tiger beefcake. Likes long walks on Nameless Island beach, fishing in the Sea of Isolation, and shaking Aurums (they fizz).
    Looking for a good time, a good laugh, and a nice fireplace to stretch out in front of.
    truekossy wrote: »
    Server: Any of them.
    Username: Whatever you want it to be.
    Age: Old enough and young enough.
    Sex: Yes please.
    Interests/ description: I'm the mysterious chick everyone wants to know more about.
    Looking for: A freshly baked cake, if ya know what I mean.

    . . . Copycat. b:scorn
  • Estha - Dreamweaver
    Estha - Dreamweaver Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    server: Dreamweaver. I like to dream sweet dreams ;)
    username: Estha
    age: whatever you want from me baby
    sex: G I R L, you know you love it hunny b:kiss
    interests/ description I'm a sin alt who's bored with low lvl questing
    looking for: A smexy high lvl person to do all my BH's, quests, and take me on TT's and FC's later on. O and gives me some money every now and than to learn new skils (and to love me ofcourse)
  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Kephras - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    . . . Copycat. b:scorn

    Didn't look before but since we clearly share similar interests and must be soulmates how's about you and me go off to make some cakes? b:laugh
  • Axelire - Heavens Tear
    Axelire - Heavens Tear Posts: 286 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Server: Your Heart.
    Username: AreYouTheOne?
    Age: Too old to be alone.
    Sex: As long as it is consentual.
    Interests/description: I am looking for true love.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • baalrunner
    baalrunner Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    i am so glad i made this thread..,b:laughb:laugh
  • Ninnuam - Sanctuary
    Ninnuam - Sanctuary Posts: 1,086 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I see two smexy furballs in hear >:D

    *Joey voice*How you doin'?

    -Jenny.
    b:dirty
  • Finn_haar - Sanctuary
    Finn_haar - Sanctuary Posts: 107 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Server: All of them including other MMORPG and Super Mario World 2.0
    Username: Pink Hill Billy
    Age: Let's say I like OLDER woman >.<
    Sex: Of course! all the time
    Interests/ description: Just interested in big asses and **** (you can put a box on your head if you want) b:sin

    lol what a bad-**** thread this is xD haha
  • Knownase - Heavens Tear
    Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    *dies.....*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    b:flowerHave a Techno Rave Flower!b:flower

    -Self-Proclaimed TW commentator of HT-
    -Certified Barbarian Master-
    -You gained +10 coolness points for viewing this signature-
    -Master of Coffee-
  • MollyXD - Lost City
    MollyXD - Lost City Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    b:shocked Eharmony on PWI ohhh nuuuuuuuu... ...
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    MollyXD - Lost City wrote: »
    b:shocked Eharmony on PWI ohhh nuuuuuuuu... ...

    My first thought exactly xD
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ELQuAdRoo - Harshlands
    ELQuAdRoo - Harshlands Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    failed_2.jpg
    [SIGPIC]http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5760919001&dateline=1282336501[/SIGPIC]
  • Santacruz - Heavens Tear
    Santacruz - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,776 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    LloydAsplund - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Hi, my name is Sarah. Im 18, female of course. Im totally legal. I live in California and like long walks on the beach.

    *grabs a roll of tissue paper*

    BRB! b:chuckle
  • Altros - Sanctuary
    Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    *reads all 5 pages of thread*
    ...
    *facedesk*
    "No matter how dark the world is,
    light shall exist somewhere,
    even if only a small sliver,
    a light found among darkness,
    shines all the brighter." -unknown
  • anwynd
    anwynd Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    best thread everb:laughb:mischievousb:sin
    Collector of pet eggs, armor, weapons, fashion, and mountsb:chuckle
  • Kaneharo - Dreamweaver
    Kaneharo - Dreamweaver Posts: 327 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    What's there to be mad about? no one's taking it seriously.
    (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
    ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) Pew Pew Pew!
    Quotes of Awesomeness:
    "that word, "solo". i don't think it means what you think it means." - LenieClarke - Heavens Tear
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Server - whatever server you want bby

    Username - Rawrgh

    Age - Old enough b:dirty

    Sex - yes please



    Interests - I'm into whatever you are, sexy b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • Lythianaa - Dreamweaver
    Lythianaa - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,307 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    server - Dreamweaver
    username - Future_Man_Wife
    age - old enough to be with you


    Looking for a guy character who will give me all his gear, buy me a nix, give me 500 gold everyday, and any other outrageous thing you can think of because this thread ultimately FAILS
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thank you so much ForsakenX for the sig b:cute
  • AinaMizuako - Sanctuary
    AinaMizuako - Sanctuary Posts: 1,041 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    truekossy wrote: »
    Server: Any of them.
    Username: Whatever you want it to be.
    Age: Old enough and young enough.
    Sex: Yes please.
    Interests/ description: I'm the mysterious chick everyone wants to know more about.
    Looking for: A freshly baked cake, if ya know what I mean.





    Successful fail thread is successful! Thanks for the laughs.

    In other words; she enjoys musclebound babies. To eat.

    Server: Archosaur, Sanctuary
    Username: BeIlatrix, AinaMizuako (Bella is married, but shhh!)
    Age: 12
    Sex: Loli
    Interests/Descriptions: truekossy's ****, hot furry beefcake Barbs, sexy Clerics with beards, truekossy's ****, emo Psychics.
    I have a flat chest.
    Looking For: A great time. ;D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    oh look, i'm inactive again.

    b> leviciti b:cry
  • TehKin - Lost City
    TehKin - Lost City Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    server - Lost City (How does a City get lost when it doesn't move?)
    username TehKin
    age OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
    sex - TehKin is a fish that reproduces through mitosis. >.> Evolution ftw!

    interests/ description TehKin is an assassin that enjoys long walks on bloodied beaches (after killing all the beachgoers of course) devouring the souls of people and using babies for Knife Throwing practice.

    looking for- An equally maniacal and diabolical sugar momma that will Fund TehKin's gear so he can continue to rampage. :D
  • Graviora - Dreamweaver
    Graviora - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,073 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    This. Is. Pure. Awesome.

    Carry on.

    b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Darksylph - Heavens Tear
    Darksylph - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,816 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Server: Heaven's Tear
    Unsername: Darksylph
    Age: um... 18 b:avoid
    Gender: female in game, male in real life, but b:quiet tell noone

    Interests: Scamming horny male players out of their wealth

    Looking for: Male who will think i'm female and lavish me with gifts using up all his wealth believing he's in love with me. As he's left bankrupt I tell him i'm really a guy and he rages to the entire server on world chat before ragequitting. b:chuckle
  • Rillien - Heavens Tear
    Rillien - Heavens Tear Posts: 569 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Darksylph - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Server: Heaven's Tear
    As he's left bankrupt I tell him i'm really a guy and he rages to the entire server on world chat before ragequitting. b:chuckle

    So sad that I've seen this on wc before b:laugh
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Read all 6 pages......


    If I wanna die laughing, I know where to **** ;)
  • QueenBill - Heavens Tear
    QueenBill - Heavens Tear Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited July 2010

    Ohhh! E-dating with total creep strangers! I always wanted to share my pixel love!

    Server: Heaven's Tear.

    Username: QueenBill.

    Age: 63

    Sex: Yes please.

    Gender: Both-a-sexual.

    Interested in: Other members of the ****-ian sup-species to share my sweet transvestite, transylvianian pixel love and life.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    ~I kissed a boy and I liked it~
  • ACLucius - Archosaur
    ACLucius - Archosaur Posts: 610 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    TehKin - Lost City wrote: »
    server - Lost City (How does a City get lost when it doesn't move?)
    username TehKin
    age OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
    sex - TehKin is a fish that reproduces through mitosis. >.> Evolution ftw!

    interests/ description TehKin is an assassin that enjoys long walks on bloodied beaches (after killing all the beachgoers of course) devouring the souls of people and using babies for Knife Throwing practice.

    looking for- An equally maniacal and diabolical sugar momma that will Fund TehKin's gear so he can continue to rampage. :D

    I think I just **** myself reading that. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Didn't get the rest of it, but apparently I am the "destroyer of sin haters" as well.
  • Cocobelle - Sanctuary
    Cocobelle - Sanctuary Posts: 960 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Server: Sanctuary
    Username: Cocobelle
    Age: 600 which is like 14 for Untamed
    Sex: F
    Interests/Description: LIEKLIEKLIEKLIEK. b:dirty
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DrkLordZ - Sanctuary
    DrkLordZ - Sanctuary Posts: 297 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Server: Sanctuary
    Name: ArchSaber
    Level: 58
    Sex: Male
    Date of Birth: May 30th, 2010 (When i started this character)
    Interests: Food, Girls, Sports, Music, PWI, $$$ and $ex.

    I am very sexy, and i am pwnage in PvP... and I have a 12 inch ding-dong.
    Please donate money into my mailbox :)

    I'm poor as heck.
  • BeingHope - Raging Tide
    BeingHope - Raging Tide Posts: 1,869 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Coco nooooooooooooo don't get brain-washed by these people..... b:shockedb:cry


    LOL jk :P and lmao, just to clarify I'm still laughing at this thread b:laugh

    b:angry must.... stop... laughing!!!!!!!!!!!! *silent pause*

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Hiatus from April 2011
  • Fortress - Raging Tide
    Fortress - Raging Tide Posts: 151 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Server: Raging Tides

    Unsername: Fortress

    Age: 9

    Gender: Female

    Interests: stalking ppl

    Looking for: Fat greasy men that live in their mother's basement
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    The mistake in my Sig means no ones perfect...

    I am Fortress, he who eats bunnies.
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