official dating thread!! meet ur bf/gf here!!!!
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Fortress - Raging Tide wrote: »Server: Raging Tides
Unsername: Fortress
Age: 9
Gender: Female
Interests: stalking ppl
Looking for: Fat greasy men that live in their mother's basement
Love how you changed 'Sex' to 'Gender' b:chuckle[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Server: Dreamweaver
Username: Sangodoc (a.k.a. Cherrey, a.k.a. Rosemist)
Age: Legal
Sex: 1 male character and 2 female characters, so take your pick
Interests/Description: Long red hair, green eyes, porcelain skin, firm ****, and amused by all the people who will wonder if those are my interests or my description.
Looking for: Another person to share long, slow, sensual... character leveling. Why? What did you think I was going to say?
And wow... not a single "Do You Want to Date My Avatar" reference yet?
b:chuckle[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Visit the PWI wiki for the useful information. Stay at the PWI wiki for the pie. ;-)0 -
Server: Dreamweaver
Username: Sangodoc (a.k.a. Cherrey, a.k.a. Rosemist)
Age: Legal
Sex: 1 male character and 2 female characters, so take your pick
Interests/Description: Long red hair, green eyes, porcelain skin, firm ****, and amused by all the people who will wonder if those are my interests or my description.
Looking for: Another person to share long, slow, sensual... character leveling. Why? What did you think I was going to say?
And wow... not a single "Do You Want to Date My Avatar" reference yet?
b:chuckle
i want you.. NOW. Even if you are in a different server, International relationships are $exy.Please donate money into my mailbox
I'm poor as heck.0 -
b:laugh lol this has to be the best and funniest thread i have seen in a long time xD0
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Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »server: Sanctuary
username: Quilue
age: 400, which is like 16 for elves
sex: f
interests/ description: I have blond hair, blue eyes, and big ****
looking for: other big boobed 400 year old female elves to cast Stormrage Eagleon on and frolic with
Fixed.
b:shocked
Just keep Majesta away from me.
(>.<)'darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
Hawk:Do this. closing thread
frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
58% chance to get tokens
41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
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server HeavensTear
username FinalWord
age 14
sex(if no one can tell by ur username male
interests/ description none - i wouldnt be playing a mmo if i had any ;D
looking for hot pixels
i thought this was a mmo, never knew it was a dating cite...............oh well[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Server: Lost City
Username: TempleSlave
Age: How old would you like me to be?
Sex: Often.
Interests: Being a good slave to my Master of the Temple, but it seems I'm not needed much anymore.
Looking For: A place to stay for a while, but it seems I wear out my welcome after 4 hours.
b:surrender.I love puppies.... and sharp objects. b:pleased0 -
Server: Raging Tide
Username: Cyrl
Age: What's your preference?
Sex: As often as I can wherever I can get it
Interests: That really really cool game called real life, I play it often.
Looking For: Dirty deeds done dirt cheep
So. Much. Special.[SIGPIC]http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5843465009&dateline=1276709082[/SIGPIC]
~Made by the amazing Forsakenx~
"Hogwarts is full of Communists?!"--Lingie
"No. I'm actually the reincarnation of a God. Retired. Hi."
"My life is one whole WTF moment."0 -
Server: Sanctuary
Username: yobo_kuma
Age: im a panda, i have no idea
Sex: male
Description:i have black and white fur, i like the colour green and i have a big axe.
Looking For: A girl, must be cleric and play on Sanctuary server, also must be lvl 84 and be named Ranih_Nyx.b:dirty0 -
Cyrl - Raging Tide wrote: »Server: Raging Tide
Username: Cyrl
Age: What's your preference?
Sex: As often as I can wherever I can get it
Interests: That really really cool game called real life, I play it often.
Looking For: Dirty deeds done with sheep
So. Much. Special.
Fixed it for you.0 -
- If my sister wasnt playing this game.. I swear I would dare to bet that 100% of the players are men.. HAHAHA0
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Ah the urge is just too much to resist...
Server: Lost City
Username: Lady_Sam, unless you prefer fishes to foxes, Katsami
Age: Wouldn'tyouliketoknow? >>;
Sex: Without a doubt!
Interests: Manhoars, manhoars and umm.... oh yeah manhoars.
Looking For: Multiple males, not bothered by age or inches, who like to frolic together with one very happy lady. b:cute0 -
Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »Haters gonna hate. b:cool
Playas gonna play... *hummms*[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Character Roster:
Gwendolynne : 101/SageVeno - Xyleena : 102/DemonCleric
Delecroix : 101/DemonSin - Anatoxin : 9x/SagePsy
Raevynne : 100/DemonBM - GotMeTwisted : 8x/SageSeeker
Deicidea : 8x/Mystic - Diva : 95/SageBM/Retired0 -
SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! XD
No comment, I blame you if I died while laughing....
*Revives Serenity so she can die again laughing while re-reading this insane thread*
Me? Oh, I do value my legendary loneliness. I don't really have the urge of meeting people worthy enough to get a luxurious, permanent room in Arkham (Hey, Joker, sup?).
Oh and then... Here is my special trick. b:avoidMaintenance time. Please choose a line:
- When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
- Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
- New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
- When will we get new content? QQ
- Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
- I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
- *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~0 -
Server: Dreamweaver
Username: badazmofo
Age: 21
Sex male
Interests: demon sparking stuff and giveing clerics heart attacks by pulling all the mobs into the BB and stealling aggro off barbs with my claws
Description: professional suicidal archer who loves to AoE poke faction mates at pvp practices
Looking for: professional suicidal cleric to keep my suicidal **** alive
this thread[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Lesthar - Heavens Tear wrote: »*Revives Serenity so she can die again laughing while re-reading this insane thread*
Me? Oh, I do value my legendary loneliness. I don't really have the urge of meeting people worthy enough to get a luxurious, permanent room in Arkham (Hey, Joker, sup?).
Oh and then... Here is my special trick. b:avoid
Thanks b:chuckle
This thread went from "dating service" to "read this if you wanna laugh" XD[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Server: Dreamweaver.
Username: Access denied: Usernames and passwords must be kept secret.
Age: ~8,312 Earth revolutions.
Sex: Male.
Interests: This thread.
Description: Description? Description about what?
Looking for: A description.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Server: Sanctuary
Age: 22
Sex: G.I.R.L
Description: Do I have to?
Looking for: The opposite so that we can make fun of each other for playing the opposite gender.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Be nice to people0 -
MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
Just keep Majesta away from me.
(>.<)'
What did I do o.o you sexy hamster youWhen I got the meaning of melee mixed up:
'Maj.. Melee ffs.. means I'm punching you in the face 1 foot away!'
>.<0 -
Kephras - Heavens Tear wrote: »
Thanksb:laugh[SIGPIC]http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5843465009&dateline=1276709082[/SIGPIC]
~Made by the amazing Forsakenx~
"Hogwarts is full of Communists?!"--Lingie
"No. I'm actually the reincarnation of a God. Retired. Hi."
"My life is one whole WTF moment."0 -
Kephras - Heavens Tear wrote: »server: All of 'em
username: Whatever you want it to be, babe ;D
age: Legal.
sex: yes please.
interests/ description: Tall athletic tiger beefcake. Likes long walks on Nameless Island beach, fishing in the Sea of Isolation, and shaking Aurums (they fizz).
Looking for a good time, a good laugh, and a nice fireplace to stretch out in front of.
/*can't... breathe... laughing...*
lol thish thread ish funny... KEPH :oo everything i have ever thot of u has been disproved by dis post
i wanna try!!! (I r telling teh truth)
Lost City
Grippieluver
24 in 2 days
female
uhm irl or ingame? irl: dance act sing public speaking reading writing teh works.. ingame: uhm... well havent been on lately, but talking to ppl lolz... oh and description... irl: blonde blue eyes... and pregnant! Due in a month btw )))... pics can b seen on post a pic thread in fanatics forum and ingame: red hair big **** pink eyes lol
looking for a dude <--- duhh.... who will understand my emotional prollems... lol jk a nice guy<--- aaahh i feel so high[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!
MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever
P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?0 -
server: Harshlands
username: Menstral
age: 90 veno
sex(if no one can tell by ur username): female
interests/ description: I'm one sexy ****. I'm 5'5", have long dark hair, light blue eyes, and large **** that aren't proportional to my slender body. I like doing what I want, when I want. All my work is taken care of by my Hercules called Bubbles.
looking for: My guy must be hot and have muscles (sorry elves). No hairy ones either so you barbs can dream on. Must be good in the bushes (because I'm freaky), cater to my needs (I have a lot), and treat me like a princess (I deserve it).0 -
Server: <--WTH, I thought they were called waitresses.
Username: Use-her-name? I don't think so! I use MEH OWN NAME
Age: I used to date an architect named Brunelleschi. You do the math.
Sex: Must be on top.
Class: Venomancer. Which means I talk to poison?
Interests/description: I require a generous man who will fund the purchase of a Herc and Nix and will hold nothing against me when I dump him after purchase of said Herc and Nix. However, if you're unbelievably hot, have excellent taste in thrash metal, and have a level of intelligence to match my own (which is inhuman), then I just MIGHT consider keeping you as my play-thing. By the way, correct spelling and punctuation turns me on.Director and Webmistress of Faction Tramonto0 -
SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »Thanks b:chuckle
This thread went from "dating service" to "read this if you wanna laugh" XD
Well, if they were to be serious, I'd be extremely worried. b:chuckle
Now, I wonder how the higher-ups will reply to this.Maintenance time. Please choose a line:
- When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
- Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
- New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
- When will we get new content? QQ
- Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
- I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
- *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~0 -
Server : Dreamweaver
Nick : GrimReaperHC
Age : 19
Sex : Male
Interests : Punk/rock music, hip hop, graffiti, mountain biking, tattoos, computers, universe, BEER =D
Description : I R noob
Looking for : Somebody with who I`ll be able drink my beer with, and talk for whatever we like b:pleased
PS : I can't believe I did this b:laugh0 -
GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver wrote: »Server : Dreamweaver
Nick : GrimReaperHC
Age : 19
Sex : Male
Interests : Punk/rock music, hip hop, graffiti, mountain biking, tattoos, computers, universe, BEER =D
Description : I R noob
Looking for : Somebody with who I`ll be able drink my beer with, and talk for whatever we like b:pleased
PS : I can't believe I did this b:laugh
You can drink your beer with the Old Swordsman inside instances. He'll even kill mobs for you, what more would you want? b:chuckle
Oh.. nvm..
It's wine. I'd go with wine on a date with him if I were you b:sin
Oh and don't mind his long beard. He loves it when people stroke it for him. XD[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
To all the desperate men (ofc 18+ y/o) that think they find an 18+ y/o hot sexy female, there is places like beaches, why not go out and look for them instead of finding them on an mmorpg?
Because that female character could be either from the following
-pregnant
-old lady
-in a relationship already
-engaged already
-have children
-married w/ children
-male, which is so common
-Or at worst, younger than 180 -
To all the desperate men (ofc 18+ y/o) that think they find an 18+ y/o hot sexy female, there is places like beaches, why not go out and look for them instead of finding them on an mmorpg?
Because that female character could be either from the following
-pregnant
-old lady
-in a relationship already
-engaged already
-have children
-married w/ children
-male, which is so common
-Or at worst, younger than 18
Fantasy B-b-b-b-b-breaker!!! b:sinMaintenance time. Please choose a line:
- When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
- Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
- New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
- When will we get new content? QQ
- Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
- I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
- *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~0 -
To all the desperate men (ofc 18+ y/o) that think they find an 18+ y/o hot sexy female, there is places like beaches, why not go out and look for them instead of finding them on an mmorpg?
Because that female character could be either from the following
-pregnant
-old lady
-in a relationship already
-engaged already
-have children
-married w/ children
-male, which is so common
-Or at worst, younger than 18
It's funny because actually the two people who applied, one of them is married and the other one has a girlfriend.
ijs. b:surrender[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
To all the desperate men (ofc 18+ y/o) that think they find an 18+ y/o hot sexy female, there is places like beaches, why not go out and look for them instead of finding them on an mmorpg?
Because that female character could be either from the following
-pregnant
-old lady
-in a relationship already
-engaged already
-have children
-married w/ children
-male, which is so common
-Or at worst, younger than 18
meeeeeeeee!!!!! ... there's nothing wrong w/ being pregnant ([SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!
MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever
P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?0
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