Things you don't want to hear a GM say...

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  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    We're looking into the problem.

    We don't really know what happened.

    GM Event at Archosaur!

    Maintenance has been postponed until tomorrow. *squad enters Rebirth. Last boss appears* Maintenance has been canceled for tomorrow, and will now resume normal schedule *servers down*

    Ummm...

    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Have a seat over there.
  • Tup - Harshlands
    Tup - Harshlands Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I'm a GM so gtfo."
  • Gregen - Lost City
    Gregen - Lost City Posts: 174 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Purchase"
  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Gregen - Lost City wrote: »
    "Purchase"

    Copycat b:angry
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  • Hazardus - Heavens Tear
    Hazardus - Heavens Tear Posts: 937 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Oops! Sorry for the dc everybody! I tripped over the server cords."
    b:chuckle
    When the going gets tough; Get a tank!
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  • Bandages - Sanctuary
    Bandages - Sanctuary Posts: 66 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "zug zug" b:pleased
  • Slaag - Sanctuary
    Slaag - Sanctuary Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "We will be releasing a new reward for the cube of fate that makes perfect iron hammers worth 1 million coins."

    Oh wait... b:shocked
  • Alphae - Lost City
    Alphae - Lost City Posts: 1,512 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Have a seat over there.

    LOL. +1 b:chuckle
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  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    We are aware of this issue and are taking steps to fix it

    Purchase

    Don't worry guys there's plenty of new boutique items on the way
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Peritia - Lost City
    Peritia - Lost City Posts: 397 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Jolly Jones has been made a permanent 'feature'."
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  • Divine_Death - Dreamweaver
    Divine_Death - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,491 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "HALP" O_o
    "yes, you do have GMs" b:shocked
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  • KazumaSei - Dreamweaver
    KazumaSei - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Divine_Death - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    "HALP" O_o
    "yes, you do have GMs" b:shocked

    i lol'd at your siggy... nice one
  • Mejezfeld - Heavens Tear
    Mejezfeld - Heavens Tear Posts: 138 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Here's something I wouldn't like to hear:

    "PWE is working in conjunction with the FBI to access the IP and login data of several users in Southeast Asia to track potential terrorists and Al Qaeda."


    Why? I'm a ****


    But here is something I would LIKE to hear, because it would be funny

    "Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over Pan Gu, the Real GM is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa dungeons. I dare you to find him/her if you can! Sincerely, Bowser"
  • BratFury - Heavens Tear
    BratFury - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Everyone forgot "This thread is closed"
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  • KazumaSei - Dreamweaver
    KazumaSei - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Mejezfeld - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    But here is something I would LIKE to hear, because it would be funny

    "Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over Pan Gu, the Real GM is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa dungeons. I dare you to find him/her if you can! Sincerely, Bowser"

    dude... that'd be one hell of an event if they put some effort into creating it b:dirty
  • BratFury - Heavens Tear
    BratFury - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    KazumaSei - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    dude... that'd be one hell of an event if they put some effort into creating it b:dirty

    yes, would be fun ... Indeed.
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  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Have a seat over there.

    b:victoryb:chuckle
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  • eatwithspoons
    eatwithspoons Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "moving this to off topic"


    no seriously, I'm moving this to off-topic!
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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I love how this gets moved first b:chuckle
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  • eatwithspoons
    eatwithspoons Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I love how this gets moved first b:chuckle

    It has nothing to do with the game. The class based ones could almost be in reference to the game.
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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    eatwithspoons wrote: »
    It has nothing to do with the game. The class based ones could almost be in reference to the game.

    lol, you have a point >.>
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  • WickedSwords - Heavens Tear
    WickedSwords - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    things a GM shouldn't be saying:
    1)how do i ban o.o?
    2)stop asking me for help or i will ban you!
    3)Hi guys..in what server i am now o.o?
    4)omg am glitched...GM please pm me!
    5)whats a bot o.o?
    6)whats a spammer?
    7)*GM approaches some random player* can i borrow some money?...am broke.
    8)stop bothering me noob!(says GM to a random player).
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  • Drazo - Dreamweaver
    Drazo - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,187 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    WickedSwords - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    3)Hi guys..in what server i am now o.o?

    Kantorek once whispered me something like that. b:chuckle
    Non-mule characters:

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  • WickedSwords - Heavens Tear
    WickedSwords - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Drazo - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Kantorek once whispered me something like that. b:chuckle
    lmfao..fail
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  • jokerxdude
    jokerxdude Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    This game is...

    +All servers shut down+
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    Why So Stupid?

    Want a darker race? A race fighting for their humanity?
    Go here
    > pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=656132 You know you want to.

    Anime! Anime! Oh PW Anime!
    Coming Soon...
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    How about:

    I'm sorry, but I have to confiscate that mount you just bought off that player for 5 mil, as it was stolen from another player.

    Or maybe:

    Emergency maintenance will commence in one minute, and last for 10 hours. Have a nice day.
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    Be nice to people
  • Jazzboo - Harshlands
    Jazzboo - Harshlands Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    GM: lol i was fired but they let me keep me ban stick -wack-b:laughb:laughb:laugh
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  • Heartstone - Dreamweaver
    Heartstone - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,338 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Sorry we'll have to close down pwi, thanks for your time"
    I'm sorry for misspelling / mistyping and grammar b:surrender

    102 - Archer - Heartz
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Server will shutdown in 1:30, have a nice day!
    *insert name here* : and my fb79 wine GM?
    Alyyy : lol......

    (this actualy hapened XD)
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