Things you don't want to hear a GM say...

DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
edited August 2009 in Off-Topic Discussion
Lol, all the classes have their own thread, why not the GMs?
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9x Demon Cleric
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  • Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Two words, "IP BAN!"
  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Cute idea b:chuckle

    "Purchase"
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    "aadi is a forum ninja, always there, skirting thru the shadows... striking with quick posts while you are distracted by your own" -Alexeno(kin)
    "We talk about you because you're fab. b:cute" -Chillum
    "You live for forums. Like seriously."
  • BratFury - Heavens Tear
    BratFury - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1. You are banned

    2. Your zen is permanently lost in the system.

    3. You want to report what?

    4. You've been reported.

    5. Your character was accidentally deleted and we can not retrieve it.

    6. Upon ticketing a harassing conversation that you have SS of.. I'm sorry there isn't enough proof.

    7. You are getting increasingly hostile on the forums, please try to tone it down b:chuckle

    8. I'm not a GM... not sure who you thought you were talking to?

    9. I can not confirm or deny this. Especially I can not confirm it.

    10. (any I'm sorry thread) from any GM. Cause you know its going to complete with a sale ended early, they messed up a patch, there is multiple bugs/glitches or anything else that sometimes goes wrong!
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  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    'Hi. I am GM. I will put 4 milion coins in yur bank acount. Plz give acount infomation an password and you will get rich.'
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    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • __Necro__ - Sanctuary
    __Necro__ - Sanctuary Posts: 216 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    'Hi. I am GM. I will put 4 milion coins in yur bank acount. Plz give acount infomation an password and you will get rich.'

    lol'd
    /10charizards
    OmgPwnage
  • BratFury - Heavens Tear
    BratFury - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    'Hi. I am GM. I will put 4 milion coins in yur bank acount. Plz give acount infomation an password and you will get rich.'

    But that isn't something a Gm would say. Not to mention anyone silly enough to do it.. well... is just silly. :)
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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Aadi - Lost City wrote: »
    Cute idea b:chuckle

    "Purchase"

    LOL

    10char
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    9x Demon Cleric
  • jokerxdude
    jokerxdude Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Maintenance will be longer than expected.
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    Why So Stupid?

    Want a darker race? A race fighting for their humanity?
    Go here
    > pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=656132 You know you want to.

    Anime! Anime! Oh PW Anime!
    Coming Soon...
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    No, you can NOT have my fist of heaven.
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    9x Demon Cleric
  • Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Perfect World International is down, forever. Thank you for your patronage, goodbye."
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Good idea, but I'll have to move that to the suggestion forum.
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    9x Demon Cleric
  • jokerxdude
    jokerxdude Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Don't try it. I know where you live.
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    Why So Stupid?

    Want a darker race? A race fighting for their humanity?
    Go here
    > pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=656132 You know you want to.

    Anime! Anime! Oh PW Anime!
    Coming Soon...
  • Drazo - Dreamweaver
    Drazo - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,187 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    At the last minute of the scheduled maint - "Maintenance is going to take another two hours."

    "We are purging all characters and other player data while we finish open beta."

    "Drazo is now a GM."

    "Just kidding" or "Joking!".

    "Server going down for emergency maintenance in 1 minute. We apologise for the lack of warnings"

    "We were **** overnight and many accounts have been compromised."

    "Ironman has spilt coffee all over the servers again....and the backups too."

    "Xarfox has spilt mango mousse over the servers."

    "Kantorek's feathers have clogged up the servers' fans and the servers have over heated."

    "Luring bosses to other players is no longer against the rules unless you capture it on video."

    "Hi [Whoever], Sorry but the logs of this incident have been lost and we are unable to confirm this incident and take action."

    "PWI is now shutting down and being terminated." (Or something like that)

    Ban/Block/Etc. the wrong player "Oops."

    "Are you a bot?"

    "Playing more than 2 hours of PWI a day is now a bannable offense."

    "Jolly Jones is now back for good!"
    Non-mule characters:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]....and Drazomyst.
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Drazo - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    "Oops."

    b:chuckleb:laugh
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    9x Demon Cleric
  • jokerxdude
    jokerxdude Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Drazo - Dreamweaver wrote: »

    "Playing more than 2 hours of PWI a day is now a bannable offense."

    What?!b:shocked
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Why So Stupid?

    Want a darker race? A race fighting for their humanity?
    Go here
    > pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=656132 You know you want to.

    Anime! Anime! Oh PW Anime!
    Coming Soon...
  • Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Perfect World Entertainment has been bought by Viacom." Trust me, this is the absolute worst possible thing you can ever hear about anything you love.
  • jokerxdude
    jokerxdude Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I was suppose to host an event today?b:shocked

    or

    [Guild was close to killing a world boss but GM +in game+ kills it ] Oh I'm sorry. You were fighting that boss?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Why So Stupid?

    Want a darker race? A race fighting for their humanity?
    Go here
    > pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=656132 You know you want to.

    Anime! Anime! Oh PW Anime!
    Coming Soon...
  • Ninnuam - Sanctuary
    Ninnuam - Sanctuary Posts: 1,086 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    "Perfect World Entertainment has been bought by Acclame." Trust me, this is the absolute worst possible thing you can ever hear about anything you love.

    Fix'd that for ya b:laugh
    b:dirty
  • Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Nah, Viacom is way worse. Just look at MTV. They'd turn Perfect World International into Real World International, and the point of the game would be to just stand around insulting each other and otherwise making complete fools of ourselves.
  • Konariraiden - Heavens Tear
    Konariraiden - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,505 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    WRONG! The worst thing would be...

    "PWI has just been bought out by 4Kids."
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    Yeah, it's me. Don't read to much into it, though; I'm only here for myself now, killin' time and chillin' when need-be. So sue me. Tch...
  • Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    4Kids only does a bad job most of the time, they actually did amazing job with Ultimate Muscle for instance. Viacom however can't do anything right. Perfect World doesn't have any guns, gore, or foul language anyway, so there's really nothing that 4Kids would likely change.
  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Konariraiden - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "PWI has just been bought out by 4Kids."

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    b:cryb:cryb:cry
  • Mavado - Harshlands
    Mavado - Harshlands Posts: 728 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    jokerxdude wrote: »
    Maintenance will be longer than expected.

    No no no, its: Maintenance will no longer be expected... We will begin maintenance as soon as we are ready, this way our customers will get the updates/patches as soon as possible and not have to wait for weekly updates.

    b:chuckle
    >_< I'm a wizard in disguise... you know like the old cartoon... except with less robots and more fire/ice/rocks....
  • LloydAsplund - Sanctuary
    LloydAsplund - Sanctuary Posts: 3,899 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Due to popular demand, we have increased the damage of the pet skill: "flesh ream" to 1000% of base damage at level 5. To utilize this new change to the fullest, we have permanently lowered the price of "Battle Pet Packs" to 10 silver each. See you in game!"
    I was early taught to work as well as play,
    My life has been one long, happy holiday;
    Full of work and full of play-
    I dropped the worry on the way-
    And God was good to me everyday.
  • Konariraiden - Heavens Tear
    Konariraiden - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,505 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    4Kids only does a bad job most of the time, they actually did amazing job with Ultimate Muscle for instance. Viacom however can't do anything right. Perfect World doesn't have any guns, gore, or foul language anyway, so there's really nothing that 4Kids would likely change.

    NO U
    truekossy wrote: »
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    b:cryb:cryb:cry

    ...this is the right answer.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Yeah, it's me. Don't read to much into it, though; I'm only here for myself now, killin' time and chillin' when need-be. So sue me. Tch...
  • Drazo - Dreamweaver
    Drazo - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,187 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "We are now making PWI a P2P (Pay to Play) game. While everyone will need to pay regularly to keep their characters and play, the boutique items will be available using coins. See you in game....or not!"

    "We are pleased to announce new features, content and bug fixes including player housing, male venomancers and female barbs, all current bugs fixed, one new race and two new classes, a few new territories, guild banks, guild vs. guild competitions, same gender interactions and much more!



    ....April fools!"
    Non-mule characters:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]....and Drazomyst.
  • Venomeow - Sanctuary
    Venomeow - Sanctuary Posts: 246 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Gold prices are going to go down, we promise."
  • Mad_Doc - Sanctuary
    Mad_Doc - Sanctuary Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Nah, Viacom is way worse. Just look at MTV. They'd turn Perfect World International into Real World International, and the point of the game would be to just stand around insulting each other and otherwise making complete fools of ourselves.

    How is this different from current PWI? b:chuckle
  • Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Now we get experience from killing monsters and quests. Viacom would do away with both, and instead give experience based on how much drama you can create, change the setting to a house, and charge you $20 per letter to type anything.
  • _vincent - Dreamweaver
    _vincent - Dreamweaver Posts: 191 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1) "Due to the lack of fame, all Cash Item prices are now tripled."

    2) "Oops banned the wrong person."

    3) "What's GM stand for?"

    4) "We are now making this game Pay to Play. Our hourly fee is $7 with tax."

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