Things you don't want to hear an archer say

Altros - Sanctuary
Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
edited September 2009 in Off-Topic Discussion
things you don't want to hear an archer say/archer doesn' want to hear.

don't want to hear from archer:
1 Whats tooth arrow?
2 Whats barrage?
3 I should have maxxed tooth arrow????
4 Why am I doing so little dmg?
5 Its jst 30+ elites, I got this! (dies)
6 What squad buff?
7 (during barrage in rb) oops mana charm died
8 (during rb) i forgot to buy more arrows <.<
9 (during zhen) res pls
10 tooth arrow only works at the beginning? o.0

archers don't want to hear
1 res pls (yes i have gotten that before)
2 (person outside squad) buff pls
3 ok u get the barb, i get the archer (yes ive gotten that before too)
4 you have less then (insert large number here) dex!? whats wrong with u?
5 pure archers can't tank for their life
6 u is LA cleric?? (gotten that toob:surrender)
7 ur barrage isn't maxxed? sry u no good for rb...
8 y does ur mana drop so fast in barrage?
9 stay back, this bosses aoe is mag.
10 all archers do is ks!

Submit anything else u can think of
"No matter how dark the world is,
light shall exist somewhere,
even if only a small sliver,
a light found among darkness,
shines all the brighter." -unknown
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  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    What do you mean "aggro control"?
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  • MystiMonk - Sanctuary
    MystiMonk - Sanctuary Posts: 4,286 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I ran out of ammo and forgot to buy some.
    Looking for a decent casual understanding Faction.
  • Altros - Sanctuary
    Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Aadi - Lost City wrote: »
    What do you mean "aggro control"?

    that ones hard for archersb:surrenderi steal agro just normal atkingb:cry
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    light shall exist somewhere,
    even if only a small sliver,
    a light found among darkness,
    shines all the brighter." -unknown
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Wow! That was my biggest crit yet! No, THAT one was!" on a boss...
    "AFK" while doing Barrage.
    "HELP!"
    "Why isn't my knockback arrow working?!"
  • Altros - Sanctuary
    Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »
    "Why isn't my knockback arrow working?!"

    rofl i remember discovering that
    Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »
    "Wow! That was my biggest crit yet! No, THAT one was!" on a boss...
    "AFK" while doing Barrage.

    that happens a lotb:surrender
    Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »
    "HELP!"

    yet to need that oneb:victory
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    light shall exist somewhere,
    even if only a small sliver,
    a light found among darkness,
    shines all the brighter." -unknown
  • LadySam - Heavens Tear
    LadySam - Heavens Tear Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Ops I stole the agro. (on boss) b:bye
  • Wizzeled - Sanctuary
    Wizzeled - Sanctuary Posts: 747 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I actually got forbidden to join a few BH and FB's cuz I'd steal agro no matter how I attacked.

    But yeah

    During PK. "Oh wait, I was supposed to bring pots?" *dead* (Archers are **** without pots + charm :D U wont live on luck of evasion alone.)

    (And I've so gotten the "Rez plz" thing, cant they see the bow?!)
  • Dropzplox - Harshlands
    Dropzplox - Harshlands Posts: 76 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I went heaven not hell at 89"
    angeRR
  • Bagoly_ - Sanctuary
    Bagoly_ - Sanctuary Posts: 252 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    An old story:

    lvl3X-4X party in fb 19
    Before: "Let's start aoeing!"
    (the archer runs ahead -> gathers ~20 mob -> lvl1 Wingspan -> party wipe)
    After: "I thought there's a healer behind me."
  • Ninnuam - Sanctuary
    Ninnuam - Sanctuary Posts: 1,086 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1) "No chi".
    True story :D
    A friend archer and I were running someone's fb19. I pull half the instance, we aoe, everything's fine. I continue on to pull the 2nd half of the instance, gather all the mobs and stop so he can barrage them and he goes "no chi". Mind you, I was in my 60s or 70s at the time, and yes I died XD.

    2) "7"
    True story #2. Level 90 something archer in a 2-3 run. We tell her to tooth AE, so she does, boss resets and one add spawns instead of the usual 3. When asked what level her sharptooth was, she says 7 -_-
    /facepalm
    b:dirty
  • AndromedaB - Sanctuary
    AndromedaB - Sanctuary Posts: 1,376 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    barrage lv 1 >.<
  • EntityZero - Sanctuary
    EntityZero - Sanctuary Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    That he's windowing out to make a "Things you don't want to hear a(n) <insert name here> say thread" instead of doing damage.
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  • Randoms - Dreamweaver
    Randoms - Dreamweaver Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Aadi - Lost City wrote: »
    What do you mean "aggro control"?

    There is no such thing. My lvl barbs are way too weak to hold agro even if I let them get ~20% head start. I once took agro from lvl85 barb in fb69 last boss, I was so surprised to see him running at me!b:shocked
    I kill things b:victory
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    hehe i wonder how many spark erupts it takes for that thing to lunge at me

    b:cry i didnt even spark!
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    Qui: b:dirty
  • Granrey - Sanctuary
    Granrey - Sanctuary Posts: 2,050 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    when I am with archers or wizies, they can do whatever they want. I simply dont care, if they over attack, they just get killed lol.b:chuckle
  • jokerxdude
    jokerxdude Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I pulled aggro? My bad.
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  • Altros - Sanctuary
    Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Wizzeled - Sanctuary wrote: »
    (And I've so gotten the "Rez plz" thing, cant they see the bow?!)

    thats what i always tell them. and then they usualy get mad at me for whatever reason >.>
    "No matter how dark the world is,
    light shall exist somewhere,
    even if only a small sliver,
    a light found among darkness,
    shines all the brighter." -unknown
  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    What I don't want to hear an Archer say:
    "Should I level Poison Arrow or Frost Arrow?" (random question I was asked)
    "Winged shell sucks! It's not worth it." (was discussing how to save mp and take less damage grinding)
    "Archer is all about skill spamming." (discussing how Archers grind)
    "Take Aim is bad." (was talking about heaven/hell at that time)
    "I want to go heaven because it looks cuter." (..... )

    All were actually true.

    Another funny thing was, said Archer charges up to a melee mob to melee it first thing... from the looks of the damage, it looked like a low level melee skill, probably lvl 1-3. I am always surprised at how bad some decent leveled Archers are. Some people shouldn't be Archers, I freakin' swear. >;\

    What Archers don't want to hear from the Barb:
    "You won't steal aggro. Just don't spark until 50%" (bull****... had I not been in a squad with 2 clerics for BH69 with one cleric BBing, I would of been dead. Don't ever dismiss the dps of an Archer with normal shots).
  • Ayano-chan - Sanctuary
    Ayano-chan - Sanctuary Posts: 575 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Seriously...when will ppl learn that normal archer attacks are the highest DPS on bosses ,not to mention with sparks. Just pause between attacks,it's so easy to control aggro .

    Just my 2 cents.
  • TheGoliath - Heavens Tear
    TheGoliath - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,667 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Ayano-chan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Seriously...when will ppl learn that normal archer attacks are the highest DPS on bosses ,not to mention with sparks. Just pause between attacks,it's so easy to control aggro .

    Just my 2 cents.

    since when ?

    pets > u
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  • Vitenka - Dreamweaver
    Vitenka - Dreamweaver Posts: 4,125 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    When the clerics stop healing them :)

    Edit:
    Pets only snag aggro on "Level ?" bosses, compared to an archer. It's pretty easy for an archer to steal aggro on a normal boss from a pet. Far easier than they can from a barb.

    Wizards, at least, KNOW they are squishy.
    Archers seem to have too much confidence, gained from being able to knockback and fly away, outside.
  • Altros - Sanctuary
    Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Vitenka - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    When the clerics stop healing them :)

    Edit:
    Pets only snag aggro on "Level ?" bosses, compared to an archer. It's pretty easy for an archer to steal aggro on a normal boss from a pet. Far easier than they can from a barb.

    Wizards, at least, KNOW they are squishy.
    Archers seem to have too much confidence, gained from being able to knockback and fly away, outside.

    we stop thinking we're squishy cus we don't die in 1-2 hits...or at least i don'tb:shutup
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    light shall exist somewhere,
    even if only a small sliver,
    a light found among darkness,
    shines all the brighter." -unknown
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Fire Arrow is only effective against metal mobs."

    True quote. I had two other archers in my party insisting on this.
  • Miugre - Heavens Tear
    Miugre - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,390 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I hate the "omg ur sharptooth isnt lv10??" one in particular. I've never actually gotten it since I don't do rebirth or such things, but... I mean just look at the cost. Who can just shell out that much cash randomly? Sharptooth is expensive. -_-

    I mean, I plan to level it eventually, but if anyone ever yells at me about it, I'm gonna ask em to give me the coin for it. XD
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  • Amehlea - Sanctuary
    Amehlea - Sanctuary Posts: 84 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Bh today personal experience!

    Archer "Ill lure Qianji*surounded by mobs* with my barrage skill!"

    umm yahh good one!
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    A rebirth from yesterday, right before the Double Wave.

    Archer: Um... Guys? I'm out of Arrows.
    Me: Arrows? No problem! *drops 2k worth of Arrows*
    Archer: *Picks up* I can't use these! I have a crossbow!
    Party: *facepalm, 2 minutes later... WIPE*

    Never did get my arrows back...
  • Suiryujin - Sanctuary
    Suiryujin - Sanctuary Posts: 449 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    i guess my usual team is used to the way i do things but i think the 1thing other team might not want to hear me say.
    "sparking"b:chuckle
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    Perhaps this body is nothing but a sword itself.
  • Adroit - Lost City
    Adroit - Lost City Posts: 4,628 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Miugre - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I hate the "omg ur sharptooth isnt lv10??" one in particular. I've never actually gotten it since I don't do rebirth or such things, but... I mean just look at the cost. Who can just shell out that much cash randomly? Sharptooth is expensive. -_-

    I mean, I plan to level it eventually, but if anyone ever yells at me about it, I'm gonna ask em to give me the coin for it. XD

    lol ur not getting in my HH/RB/anything parties xD Everybody needs to level their important skills by themselves.. nobody's gonna give you coin to level your skills b:chuckle
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  • MystiMonk - Sanctuary
    MystiMonk - Sanctuary Posts: 4,286 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    TheGoliath - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    since when ?

    pets > u

    There is another gmae I play and it is the Archer(Ranger) who does the pulling unless you don't have one in your party than another melee type player.Don't forget Archers shot at Range even my Plume shot can do this not quite as good though.
    Looking for a decent casual understanding Faction.
  • Verticoli - Sanctuary_1260687467
    Verticoli - Sanctuary_1260687467 Posts: 43 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    lol best archer quote
    i was level 92 or so at the time...
    the archer was 44 i think.
    -archer- Hey Vert noob come out
    -Verticoli- hum u know i can one hit you o0
    -archer- no i have a special technique
    -Verticoli- ok...(i go out and he shoots an arrow at me does like 80 dmg, use besital onslought 1 hit dead)
    -archer- WTF!?!? Vert u cheat
    -Verticoli- how did i cheat?
    -archer- i used knockback arrow and u didnt move back.... ur so FAT!
    XD archers = noobs b:thanks

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