Things you don't want to hear an archer say

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  • Tup - Harshlands
    Tup - Harshlands Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Verticoli - Sanctuary wrote: »
    lol best archer quote
    i was level 92 or so at the time...
    the archer was 44 i think.
    -archer- Hey Vert noob come out
    -Verticoli- hum u know i can one hit you o0
    -archer- no i have a special technique
    -Verticoli- ok...(i go out and he shoots an arrow at me does like 80 dmg, use besital onslought 1 hit dead)
    -archer- WTF!?!? Vert u cheat
    -Verticoli- how did i cheat?
    -archer- i used knockback arrow and u didnt move back.... ur so FAT!
    XD archers = noobs b:thanks

    fat rofl b:laughb:laugh
  • Aurian - Harshlands
    Aurian - Harshlands Posts: 538 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I'am sage at 89 cause of range. I can aim low every class and kill then before they hit" by LordAragorn lvl 88 EA b:chuckle (90 atm and yes he is sage..)
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  • Wyiana - Heavens Tear
    Wyiana - Heavens Tear Posts: 82 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Bramble please"
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Wait I'm supposed to put points into dex?!?

    I have a high mag because it gives me more mp.

    Bow? Why would I have one of those? I prefer claws.

    Don't worry, I know how not to steal aggro *sparks* *dies* WTF?!? Why'd they start attacking me?



    (All above comments are fictional. Any similarity to actual comments are purely coincidental.)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Altros - Sanctuary wrote: »
    we stop thinking we're squishy cus we don't die in 1-2 hits...or at least i don'tb:shutup
    i dont die in 1-2 hits
    but i kill archers in 1
    Aurian - Harshlands wrote: »
    "I'am sage at 89 cause of range. I can aim low every class and kill then before they hit" by LordAragorn lvl 88 EA b:chuckle (90 atm and yes he is sage..)

    dont underestimate a sage archer
    43 meters is a lot of range
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
  • Shredclaw - Sanctuary
    Shredclaw - Sanctuary Posts: 311 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Why would I need ammo?
    I used to wonder why I would have these scary dreams every month. About the wolf, who kept running through town. And as I wondered, I also thought about how I couldn't remember having those dreams before being bitten by this very big dog...



    But now I know the truth.
    And I am not afraid.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LloydAsplund - Sanctuary
    LloydAsplund - Sanctuary Posts: 3,899 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Watch, with my new bow I can steal aggro from the barb."
    I was early taught to work as well as play,
    My life has been one long, happy holiday;
    Full of work and full of play-
    I dropped the worry on the way-
    And God was good to me everyday.
  • Wyiana - Heavens Tear
    Wyiana - Heavens Tear Posts: 82 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    LloydAsplund - Sanctuary wrote: »
    "Watch, with my new bow I can steal aggro from the barb."
    lol I love doing that on mobs that I can actually handle... he just sighs and runs after em b:sin
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    i dont die in 1-2 hits
    but i kill archers in 1


    dont underestimate a sage archer
    43 meters is a lot of range

    oooooo hao can i has 43 meters range?

    i think its 32 for demon and 34 for sage with winged blessing learned
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I just stole your waffles!b:sin


    (no one wants to hear that...)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Sounds about right
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I wrote a guide for the wiki . . .
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • Peacefulelf - Dreamweaver
    Peacefulelf - Dreamweaver Posts: 259 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I put points into magic because my mp wouldnt heal fast enough for my wings"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind...
  • lightblades
    lightblades Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    lol i got like half of that befre
  • jarmuffin
    jarmuffin Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    people hurt my feelings when they follow me around and just try to get buffs -_-, additionally have u ever went to fight a boss, then run out of arrows? yeh, thats lovely b:shutup

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