What weird boutique items to add?

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Deceptistar - Sanctuary
Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
edited July 2009 in General Discussion
For fun. Nothing serious.

New Boutique item
Name:
Quantity:
Description:
Function:
Class/sex:(if any)
Cost:

Try not to post things like this, if you dont like things just dont read it:
Gerrat - Sanctuary wrote: »
Name: Anti-QQ
Quantity: 1
Description: have fun at PWI
Function: clears all chats in PWI and posts at the PWI forum from the QQ'ing
Lasts 7 days.
Right-Click to use.
Class: All
Cost: 1 Gold



Like in another thread I stated:
Name: Soft Contact Lenses
Quantity: 10 (pairs)
Description:Contact lenses for astigmatism, including soft torics and oxygen permeable lenses. Toss after use.
Function: Increases overall acc up to 95% for 8hrs (not additional 95%)
Class/sex: Archer
Cost:4G
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  • Jack_Nel - Sanctuary
    Jack_Nel - Sanctuary Posts: 349 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    For fun. Nothing serious.

    New Boutique item
    Name:
    Quantity:
    Description:
    Function:
    Class/sex:(if any)
    Cost:


    Like in another thread I stated:
    Name: Soft Contact Lenses
    Quantity: 10 (pairs)
    Description:Contact lenses for astigmatism, including soft torics and oxygen permeable lenses. Toss after use.
    Function: Increases overall acc up to 95% for 8hrs (not additional 95%)
    Class/sex: Archer
    Cost:4G
    whaaaaa????? 95% no f way b:shocked i'm squishy as it is i dont need to be 1 shoted by every archer and only 4G nuuuuuuu bad ideea bad ideeab:surrender


    i say:

    New Boutique item
    Name: animals costumes
    Quantity:1
    Description: looks funny and will raise the moral in TW ( ducks, cat, puppy, bunny)for a short period of time , imagine a TW betwing bunnys and ducks XD
    Function: extetic
    Class/sex:(if any) all class
    Cost: 2 gold XD
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Reverse ban hammer
    Quantity: 1
    Description: The ultimate weapon. Capable of instantly defeating any person.
    Function: Instantly bans the user for 2 hours upon being equipped.
    Class/sex:All
    Cost: 50 silver
  • Ichimokusan - Sanctuary
    Ichimokusan - Sanctuary Posts: 156 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    New Boutique item
    Name: Litter Box
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Box full of cat litter (lasts 8 hours)
    Function: Set near your catshop to reduce chances of visitors stepping in your cat's **** while browsing your wares. As a result of the happiness, your overpriced items will cost 20% less than asking price to visitors but you will receive full reimbursement if item is purchased.
    Class/sex: n/a
    Cost: 20 Silver
  • LloydAsplund - Sanctuary
    LloydAsplund - Sanctuary Posts: 3,899 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    New Boutique item
    Name: Flesh Ream Dragon
    Quantity: 10
    Description: The ultra rare legendary venonamcer pet that everyone wants. This pet is capable of tanking while flying, on land, and while swimming. It also boasts the ability to rip through anyone in PvP with it's skill flesh ream.
    Function: Dominates perfect world
    Class/sex (if any): venomancer
    Cost: 5 gold
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    New Boutique item
    Name:Antibiotic Strips
    Quantity:5
    Description: Convenient one-step infection protection that heals wounds faster than with an ordinary bandage. Also minimizes the appearance of scars.
    Function: Heals and prevents bleeding status for 30min.
    Class/sex:All
    Cost: 5G

    b:chuckle
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  • Maximus - Harshlands
    Maximus - Harshlands Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    New Boutique item
    Name: Weapon of Glory
    Quantity:5
    Description: Imbue to your weapon to enlarge it by 100% and make it glow bright silver for 30 minutes.
    Function: Makes you look like Gandalf in LotR: The Two Towers when he comes down the hill engulfing all the "mobs" in devastating light.
    Class/sex: All, unusable by Deamons
    Cost: 30 silver
  • Artiex - Sanctuary
    Artiex - Sanctuary Posts: 41 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    New Boutique item
    Name:Fancy Hormones
    Quantity:1
    Description:For those who aren't happy with their gender
    Function: Changes the sex of the character
    Class/sex:Human and Elf
    Cost:5 Gold
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Cond0m
    Quantity: 5
    Description: Prevents inbreeding to produce further attention seeking, idiotic world chat spammers
    Function: Autoblacklists all r tards spamming world chat
    Class: all
    Cost: 10 silver
  • Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973
    Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973 Posts: 7,881 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Foldable mailbox
    Quantity: 5
    Description: A mailbox you can fold so it fits right in your pocket!
    Function: Click to summon a mailbox to wherever you are for 5 mins.
    Class/sex: Any
    Cost: 3 Gold
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  • eatwithspoons
    eatwithspoons Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    New Boutique item
    Name: Beach Umbrella and Towel
    Quantity: 5
    Description: There's so much water in PWI, why not take time to enjoy it?
    Function: Click to summon a beach umbrella and towel to relax under. If the player spends 5 minutes or more sitting on the item they gain 60 minutes of increased hp/sp regen by 50% and 30% increased experience gain for 60 minutes. (can be used anywhere)
    Class/sex:(if any) all
    Cost: 1g 50s
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  • Jack_Nel - Sanctuary
    Jack_Nel - Sanctuary Posts: 349 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    eatwithspoons wrote: »
    New Boutique item
    Name: Beach Umbrella and Towel
    Quantity: 5
    Description: There's so much water in PWI, why not take time to enjoy it?
    Function: Click to summon a beach umbrella and towel to relax under. If the player spends 5 minutes or more sitting on the item they gain 60 minutes of increased hp/MP regen by 50% and 30% increased experience gain for 60 minutes. (can be used anywhere)
    Class/sex:(if any) all
    Cost: 1g 50s

    i couldnt help it <3 b:cute
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Jack_Nel - Sanctuary wrote: »
    i couldnt help it <3 b:cute
    keep it SP >_> seriously
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  • BratFury - Heavens Tear
    BratFury - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Cloak of invincibility

    Quantity: 1 With a 1 time use every 24 hours

    Description: Magical cloak that summons a protective blasting shield

    Function:Cloak that instantly gives 4,000 HP or MP for 1 hour. Reduces damage taken by 50%. Grants 2% critical hit rate and triples experience and spirit.

    Class/sex: all

    Cost: 1 Gold

    I'd buy one every 24 hours!
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  • Jack_Nel - Sanctuary
    Jack_Nel - Sanctuary Posts: 349 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    keep it SP >_> seriously

    why SP considering its spirit... after so many Gamma's the amount of SP every1 has its just ridiculous, (iet again, those gold genies look yummy b:surrender)
    MP is b:dirty And did any1 noticed the price of gold charms lately...
    what the hell its going on ? charms have never cost so much, never....b:cry
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  • Myralis - Sanctuary
    Myralis - Sanctuary Posts: 977 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Lucky Potion
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Who said you couldnt buy luck?! Here you go!
    Function: Adds 5 Lucky Potins to your Genie when used.
    Class/sex: all
    Cost: 3 Gold

    b:cry 40/70 Lucky... I only want her to transform once Q_Q
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  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Magical Telescope
    Quantity: 1
    Description: A telescope that lets you see lands far away!
    Function: Right click the telescope, then click on the map to see the area around where you clicked.
    Class/sex: Any
    Cost: 10 Gold

    for the purpose of looking at new areas, tracking world bosses, checking rare pet spawns, and most importantly, to stalk ast b:chuckle
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    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
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    Qui: b:dirty
  • Ormindo - Heavens Tear
    Ormindo - Heavens Tear Posts: 62 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Geometric Therantes Fly Out ( GTFO )
    Quantity: 5
    Description: Someone is pissing you off ? Throw him away !
    Function: When you equip this as a weapon, you can select your target. When the target is acquired, select in wich direction you want to make him go. The selected player will leave his aerogear, and be pushed far, far away.
    Class/sex: Any
    Cost: 3.5 Gold
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  • Kephras - Heavens Tear
    Kephras - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Ormindo - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Name: Geometric Therantes Fly Out ( GTFO )
    Quantity: 5
    Description: Someone is pissing you off ? Throw him away !
    Function: When you equip this as a weapon, you can select your target. When the target is acquired, select in wich direction you want to make him go. The selected player will leave his aerogear, and be pushed far, far away.
    Class/sex: Any
    Cost: 3.5 Gold

    b:laugh Ah, if ONLY one could hurl mat-riders into the endless void... b:bye
  • scionofchaos
    scionofchaos Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Ancient Knowledge
    Quantity: 1
    Description: You cannot create a world while the old one still exists.
    Function: Unlocks Genesis Spell: Ocean of Fire. Flames consume all targets within 30m. Deals 100k + 1k * max mp/100. costs 100% mp and 99% hp
    Class/sex: Wizard
    Cost: 200 G
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  • MystiMonk - Sanctuary
    MystiMonk - Sanctuary Posts: 4,286 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Repair kit
    You can use this to repair any piece of armour or weapon.
    Quauntity 25
    Class/sex any
    Cost 5 gold.
    Looking for a decent casual understanding Faction.
  • Ormindo - Heavens Tear
    Ormindo - Heavens Tear Posts: 62 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Kephras - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    b:laugh Ah, if ONLY one could hurl mat-riders into the endless void... b:bye

    Man, that's an idea ! I hate thems too >:]
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  • Wolfgore - Heavens Tear
    Wolfgore - Heavens Tear Posts: 293 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Mother Of All Fire Chickens
    Quantity:10
    Description:Calls forth,Mayor Turkey Lurkey,the supreme mother of all fire chickens.
    Function:Scares the hell out of Nixes, and makes them attack everyone in sight including the veno that has it.
    Class/sex:All, except Venos b:chuckle
    Cost:Doesn't matter, i would pay anything for it b:victoryb:dirty
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  • RRARRRRGGHHH - Sanctuary
    RRARRRRGGHHH - Sanctuary Posts: 212 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Just a few ideas...

    Name: Land Mine
    Quantity: 10
    Description: Defend your mats from evil!
    Function: Place on a mat spawn so that if anyone besides the user of the mine attempts to dig the mat, the mat explodes, dealing 25% of their hp in damage to the digger, and destroying the mat in the process.
    Class/sex:(if any) All
    Cost: 1 gold

    Name: Shotgun
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Kill those pesky birds!
    Function: Instantly kills all orange flying pets with its intense hail of buckshot.
    Class/sex:(if any) All but venomancer
    Cost: 300 gold

    Name: Surprise box
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Surprise!
    Function: Places a box on the ground with a false advertisement for free 100m, when opened by unsuspecting player, Instantly summons a giant 500 foot tall catshop monster in archosaur to destroy everything for 24 hours.
    Class/sex:(if any) All
    Cost: 1000 gold

    Name: Delicious cake
    Quantity: 1
    Description: A delicious cake
    Function: None, its just (censored) delicious
    Class/sex:(if any) All
    Cost: 10 silver

    Name: Pretty Unicorn
    Quantity: 1
    Description: The prettiest thing you've ever seen.
    Function: A pink land mount with 11 m/s speed that can also fly, and also sports a giant rainbow that follows it around everywhere it goes.
    Class/sex:(if any) All
    Cost: 100 gold

    Name: Can o' Whoopass
    Quantity: 1
    Description: The most bad **** can on the planet.
    Function: Summons an innocent can of soup which opens itself and then brutally fatality style kills your enemy in a wide variety of ways.
    Class/sex:(if any) All
    Cost: 50 gold
  • RisenPhoenix - Sanctuary
    RisenPhoenix - Sanctuary Posts: 593 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    LOL....Im loving this thread b:dirty some of you are hilarious, and are so creative!
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  • SWeZapper - Lost City
    SWeZapper - Lost City Posts: 59 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Metallic Robodog
    Quantity: 1
    Description: An Robodog mount directly from the cyberworld!
    Function: Mount - 10m/s
    Class/sex: All
    Cost: 50 Gold


    Name: Surprise Egg
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Right click to get either an pet egg or an exclusive mount!
    Function: An marvelous surprise is waiting inside this egg!
    Class/sex: All / Veno
    Cost: 10 Gold


    Name: Level Knowledge Skill
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Learn this skill at your skill trainer
    Function: An skill that reveals the level of your target. (Most used for Players)
    Class/sex: All
    Cost: 30 Gold
  • Guardgodess - Sanctuary
    Guardgodess - Sanctuary Posts: 99 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: TW ticket
    Quantity: 1
    Description: want to watch a TW? this is the item to get
    Function: trade this item with the pup in major cities while a TW is on. select the desired TW. a screen will pop up which acts like a TV and let's you watch the TW
    Cost:10 silver
  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: You can't Hide from Me Pills
    Quantity: 1
    Description: You take a pill and in your mind shows all players who are currently in the planet of Perfect World and the general area where they are located.
    Function: Once you click on the pill a chart appears on your screen showing every player who is currently logged into Perfect World (of course on it is server specified so in Lost City you will only see the those Lsot City folk) and beside their name shows withing a 200 FT radius their coordinates.
    Class/sex: All
    Cost: 1 Gold
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
  • Maiya - Lost City
    Maiya - Lost City Posts: 2,686 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Guardgodess - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Name: TW ticket
    Quantity: 1
    Description: want to watch a TW? this is the item to get
    Function: trade this item with the pup in major cities while a TW is on. select the desired TW. a screen will pop up which acts like a TV and let's you watch the TW
    Cost:10 silver

    I want this. Lol.
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  • BratFury - Heavens Tear
    BratFury - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Surprise Mount Egg

    Quantity: 1

    Description: A delicate egg that comes in multiple colors. Some colors being more rare than others.

    Function: Open the egg to receive a random mount/aerogear. It could be anything that has been available so far. More rare the color, the more rare the mount/aerogear.

    Cost: 15 gold or 100 dice tickets!

    Edit: well someone did one similar to this already I seen when it posted! But they aren't entirely the same.

    Name: Skill Trainer
    Quantity: 10
    Description: Instantly opens up your very own skill trainer exactly where you are so that you may purchase new skills without having to go to town.
    Function: Aids in learning new skills immediately out on the battlefield.
    Cost: 2 Gold
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    RRARRRRGGHHH - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Name: Surprise box
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Surprise!
    Function: Places a box on the ground with a false advertisement for free 100m, when opened by unsuspecting player, Instantly summons a giant 500 foot tall catshop monster in archosaur to destroy everything for 24 hours.
    Class/sex:(if any) All
    Cost: 1000 gold
    This is so dumb I would want to save up for it just to experience the epic-ness....and take a video b:pleased
    Guardgodess - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Name: TW ticket
    Quantity: 1
    Description: want to watch a TW? this is the item to get
    Function: trade this item with the pup in major cities while a TW is on. select the desired TW. a screen will pop up which acts like a TV and let's you watch the TW
    Cost:10 silver
    This would be soooo enjoyable. Like watching those sportsgames, except your in a MMO!
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