What weird boutique items to add?

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  • eatwithspoons
    eatwithspoons Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    keep it SP >_> seriously

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  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: The Merciless Golden Chain of Love
    Quantity: 1
    Description: A golden chain that shows everyone who's the boss.
    Function: Show a golden glowing chain that goes from your hand to your lover's neck, who can't move beyond 5 meters from where you are.
    Cost:3 gold
    Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
    Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
    How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
    - June 6, 1944. The day earth stood still.
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  • Kazue - Heavens Tear
    Kazue - Heavens Tear Posts: 389 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Guardgodess - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Name: TW ticket
    Quantity: 1
    Description: want to watch a TW? this is the item to get
    Function: trade this item with the pup in major cities while a TW is on. select the desired TW. a screen will pop up which acts like a TV and let's you watch the TW
    Cost:10 silver

    i can just see this now. tw commanders are now required to have 7 computers and accounts. 1 to command/play, 3 to park 1 alt each at enemy gate, and 3 more to park another set of alts at home gate.
  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Frijolero - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Name: The Merciless Golden Chain of Love
    Quantity: 1
    Description: A golden chain that shows everyone who's the boss.
    Function: Show a golden glowing chain that goes from your hand to your lover's neck, who can't move beyond 5 meters from where you are.
    Cost:3 gold

    You forgot to add something to your post....

    Its only meant for women who are married. And its not from the womens hand to the neck...

    Its just around the husbands ankle and has a heavy cannonball with the wifes name on it.
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Tatuaje - Lost City wrote: »
    You forgot to add something to your post....

    Its only meant for women who are married. And its not from the womens hand to the neck...

    Its just around the husbands ankle and has a heavy cannonball with the wifes name on it.

    nah, the chain to the neck is look better than a chainball... and more funny.

    and why only avaiable for women? I like to keep my women under control too...
    Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
    Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
    How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
    - June 6, 1944. The day earth stood still.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Kephras - Heavens Tear
    Kephras - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Sproing
    Quantity: 10
    Description: Leap tall buildings in a single bound!
    Function: Instantly launch your char upwards at startling speed! Great for a quick escape or reaching those hard-to-get-to spots.
    Cannot be used while on mount or aerogear.
    Cost: 1 gold

    Name: In-Flight Movie
    Quantity: 1
    Description: For the WQ-weary
    Function: Opens an embedded Youtube Player for the PWI Channel. Watch all your favorite PWI movies from the comfort of your aero!
    Lasts 7 days.
    Right-Click to use    .
    Cost: 3 gold

    Name: Elemental Alignment Stone
    Quantity: 1 or 10pk
    Description: Attune your gear
    Function: Take this stone and your gear to any Black Market Vendor. Allows redistribution of up to 200 points per equipment level into elemental defense.
    Cost: 1 gold or 9 gold 50 silver

    (This last one might need extra explination: say you have lvl8 HA and want stronger Metal resistance - can use this to swap up to 1600 points of elemental def. into just Metal.)
  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Frijolero - Sanctuary wrote: »
    nah, the chain to the neck is look better than a chainball... and more funny.

    and why only avaiable for women? I like to keep my women under control too...

    That sense of controlling your women is really just a false sense of security women allow men to feel from time to time.

    Behind any strong man is an even stronger woman.
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Tatuaje - Lost City wrote: »
    That sense of controlling your women is really just a false sense of security women allow men to feel from time to time.

    Behind any strong man is an even stronger woman.

    ... and behind that woman, his wife b:laugh

    Here's ones in honor to my veno friends b:pleased

    Name: Hunkules
    Quantity: 1 (consumable)
    Description: Make your hercules look like David Hasselhoff.
    Function: Change te appearance of your favorite legendary pet to look like the legendary guardian of the shores, wearing only his famous red trunks. ALso you Hunkules can carry you anywhere you want. You'll need no other ride than this one girls b:victory
    Cost: 20 gold (you need to own a Hercules to use this item)
    Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
    Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
    How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
    - June 6, 1944. The day earth stood still.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Frijolero - Sanctuary wrote: »
    ... and behind that woman, his wife b:laugh

    Here's ones in honor to my veno friends b:pleased

    Name: Hunkules
    Quantity: 1 (consumable)
    Description: Make your hercules look like David Hasselhoff.
    Function: Change te appearance of your favorite legendary pet to look like the legendary guardian of the shores, wearing only his famous red trunks. ALso you Hunkules can carry you anywhere you want. You'll need no other ride than this one girls b:victory
    Cost: 20 gold (you need to own a Hercules to use this item)
    Id totally roll a veno if I could change the appearance of the herc O________O
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  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name : Charm Tick counter.
    Description : keep track of HP/MP charms usage.
    Function: Every time your HP/MP charms tick a ding will sound to tell you the Charm has been used. Also a window will appear showing stats about average time beteween ticks, Average HP/MP usage per tick and timestamp of last 10 ticks of each charm.
    Cost: 2 Gold
    Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
    Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
    How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
    - June 6, 1944. The day earth stood still.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Davitiel - Heavens Tear
    Davitiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 978 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Angelic Boots
    Description: A pair of ethereal boots that are said to make one run like the wind.
    Function: Doubles the movement speed.
    Class:Cleric
    Cost:2 Gold
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    And now faith, hope, and charity remain; but the greatest of these is charity.
  • Jin_Xel - Heavens Tear
    Jin_Xel - Heavens Tear Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Happiness Widget
    Quantity: 5
    Description: Your days of grinding levels are over.
    Function: A Widget for aerogear which lowers the requisite level by 5 everytime time you use one.
    Class: All
    Cost: 10G

    b:victory
  • Gerrat - Sanctuary
    Gerrat - Sanctuary Posts: 39 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Anti-QQ
    Quantity: 1
    Description: have fun at PWI
    Function: clears all chats in PWI and posts at the PWI forum from the QQ'ing
    Lasts 7 days.
    Right-Click to use.
    Class: All
    Cost: 1 Gold
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    cause you know some players just deserve it lol
    If I were on a PvP server, Id honestly use this lol, for good and bad sakes >.>;

    Name: Scarecrow
    Quantity: 5
    Description: A lone mannequin, dressed to look like you harvesting herbs. Leave him there while you flee.
    Function: Detonates upon damage reduction, dmg area of effect to attacker and squad. Damage equal to attacking players' sum of magic attack+physical attack divided by 3.
    Class: PvP server (sry PvE'ers you got more escaping routes anyway XD )
    Cost: 5 Gold
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  • Zoe - Heavens Tear
    Zoe - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,814 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Water Bomb

    Quantity: 1

    Description: A simple explosive full of water

    Function: Upon detonation, instantly kills any and all Blazing Phoenixes that have the skill Flesh Ream within a 500 meter radius. Unsummoned pets are also effected.

    Class: Any

    Cost: 10 Gold
    Main characters
    Celestial Sage Venomancer Zoe - 100
    Sage Barbarian Malego - 91
  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Mastery of the Arts

    Quantity: 1

    Description: A book that helps you master skills

    Function: level a skill one level without using money or SP

    Class: any

    Cost: 10 gold


    Name: Phoenix Wrath

    Quantity: 1

    Description: summon a phoenix to destroy your enemies

    Function: EVIL PHOENIX TO FLESH REAM PPLZ TO DEATH

    Class: wizards

    Cost: 5 gold
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
  • Stoned_Guy - Sanctuary
    Stoned_Guy - Sanctuary Posts: 62 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Holy Blunt of Archosaur
    Quantity: 1
    Describtion: Don't smoke me! Please!
    Function: You get stoned... -2000 Accuracy, -2000 Evasion, you are able to fly without aerogear, speed = 20m/s, lasts 6 hours
    Class: All, except male archers
    Cost: 5 gold
    -Please insert coin-
  • Elrond - Heavens Tear
    Elrond - Heavens Tear Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Gear Splicer
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Improving Gear
    Function: takes two items with the same name and allows you to chose which additional stats to add/replace to your gear, to a max of 3. Destroys secondary item in the process.
    Class: All
    Cost: 5 gold
  • Ascii - Harshlands
    Ascii - Harshlands Posts: 450 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: bigamy sentence
    Quantity: 1
    Description: kill them dirty wife abusers
    Function: instantly globally mutes all people currently talking about the person your married to.
    Class: All
    Cost: 1 gold
    [SIGPIC]http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1588/sig2m.png[/SIGPIC]
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Viagra
    Quantity: 12
    Description: Right-click to use
    Function: Gives 1 spark
    Class/sex: What do you think...
    Cost: 50 silver

    b:victory
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    9x Demon Cleric
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Women's fashion that isn't a bikini
    Quantity: 1
    Description: A glitch in the system
    Function: Confuses venos
    Class/sex: Again, what do you think?
    Cost: 9001 gold
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Anti Lost City flamer
    Quantity: 10
    Description: Get those PvPers to shut up about you being on a carebear server
    Function: Hides all Lost City posts from the Heaven's Tear board
    Class/sex: Any
    Cost: 1 gold
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Guardgodess - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Name: TW ticket
    Quantity: 1
    Description: want to watch a TW? this is the item to get
    Function: trade this item with the pup in major cities while a TW is on. select the desired TW. a screen will pop up which acts like a TV and let's you watch the TW
    Cost:10 silver

    That's actually a great idea!

    <---Wants to TW. NAO.
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  • Kuschel - Lost City
    Kuschel - Lost City Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: Foldable mailbox
    Quantity: 5
    Description: A mailbox you can fold so it fits right in your pocket!
    Function: Click to summon a mailbox to wherever you are for 5 mins.
    Class/sex: Any
    Cost: 3 Gold

    I swear to God that better come out in the CS soon. I can't tell you how many times I'm in the middle of HH or GV or some kinda instance that's gonna be HOURS until I can read my mail.

    I'd totally bring one of those with me everyday. :<
    No hiding in room 32 NPC.

    b:bye
  • Benjabob - Dreamweaver
    Benjabob - Dreamweaver Posts: 62 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Some of these Idea's are amazing, the powers that be could really use some of these ideas and get a ton of money =)

    Name: Item Match
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Got a set of sharded armour which is all mix and match? not any more.
    Function: Makes all armour equipped appear to be from the same set, screen pops up with all sets of armour currently equipped and lets you choose which one you want
    Class/sex: Any
    Cost: 1 gold

    yeah that was pretty awful, but some of these ideas are amazing
  • Ascii - Harshlands
    Ascii - Harshlands Posts: 450 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Name: The Carebear Pill
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Hello Kitty here I come.
    Function: Turns you blue named for 1 Hour after using.
    Class/sex: Any
    Consumable

    Cost: 30 Silver (1) 2 Gold 90 Silver (10)
    [SIGPIC]http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1588/sig2m.png[/SIGPIC]
  • Courtneyabwy - Lost City
    Courtneyabwy - Lost City Posts: 29 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    New Boutique item
    Name:Captain Kangaroo Mount
    Quantity: 1
    Description: can be used to tele jump to any opened waypoint. Can be used as normal land mount speed 10/11.
    Function: The jumpiest mount ever. Hop from town to town in a flash.
    Class/sex:(if any) All Class
    Cost: $200.00
    Haterz Gunna Hate b:laugh
  • Terrisia - Sanctuary
    Terrisia - Sanctuary Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    I had a couple of ideas

    New Boutique item
    Name: Red Nose
    Quantity: 10
    Description: Gigantic Red nose
    Function: used to smell out a 55% increase in drop rate
    Class/sex:(if any) Any
    Cost:1 gold


    New Boutique item
    Name: Butterfly Net
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Silver net (lasts 7 days)
    Function: to catch that ever elusive butterfly to increase agility and speed
    Class/sex:(if any) Any
    Cost:1 gold

    b:pleased
  • Reylenn - Sanctuary
    Reylenn - Sanctuary Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    New Boutique item
    Name: Shoplifter
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Let's you strut around in your favourite clothes for half an hour. No, you don't get to keep them.
    Function: Light fingers with a timelimit. Impress your friends and wow your enemies.
    Cost: 1 gold


    Some of these are so funny b:laugh
  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Ascii - Harshlands wrote: »
    Name: The Carebear Pill
    Quantity: 1
    Description: Hello Kitty here I come.
    Function: Turns you blue named for 1 Hour after using.
    Class/sex: Any
    Consumable

    Cost: 30 Silver (1) 2 Gold 90 Silver (10)
    I find this could be useful during WB b:chuckle
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