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    Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009 in Chronicles
    with one hit they kill me b:cry
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    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
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    • Posts: 4,206 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Very carefuly. It helps if you use a Damsel in distress as a distraction.
      Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      ? damsel in distress
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 4,206 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      I take you skipped classes at the Dragon Slaying school....

      Here is the instructional video

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt7ZQ8SMzMM
      Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
      I take you skipped classes at the Dragon Slaying school....

      Here is the instructional video

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt7ZQ8SMzMM
      school? school?
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 4,206 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      <sigh> when you first started, didn't you take the Dragon Slaying classes and the Damsel-in-Distress Rescue classes?
      Those classes are very important since they teach you how to properly save the girl and how to slay dragons in style. You know, like how to pose for the epic paintings, how should you wear your hair, etc
      Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
    • Posts: 1,394 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      WTB> Trolls with the ability to at least start entertaining topics instead of showing a severe lack of wit and imagination.
      Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

      Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

      Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
      I take you skipped classes at the Dragon Slaying school....

      Here is the instructional video

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt7ZQ8SMzMM
      Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
      WTB> Trolls with the ability to at least start entertaining topics instead of showing a severe lack of wit and imagination.

      are you referring to me?!b:angryb:angryb:cry
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 1,394 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Not really that bright are you?
      Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

      Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

      Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Your mom's not really that bright
    • Posts: 1,394 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      I think your obssessed with my mother Mad. Poor old mamma witchburner.
      Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

      Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

      Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
      I think your obssessed with my mother Mad. Poor old mamma witchburner.

      LOL New pool pl0xb:surrender
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      b:shutupb:shutup shutup ugly
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Adannedhel - Sanctuary wrote: »
      b:shutupb:shutup shutup ugly

      You're moms ugly. That's why i'm after witchburners b:victory
    • Posts: 1,394 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Remember to remove her colostomy bag before you try anything. Don't want anymore messes.
      Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

      Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

      Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
      Remember to remove her colostomy bag before you try anything. Don't want anymore messes.

      b:cryb:cry Never again
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
      Remember to remove her colostomy bag before you try anything. Don't want anymore messes.

      ? what ????
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 1,394 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Google it :) make sure safe search is off.
      Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

      Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

      Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Maddrox - Harshlands wrote: »
      b:cryb:cry Never again

      humans are immuture
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      LOL Be prepared! It isn't pretty.. It's sexy b:mischievous
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Adannedhel - Sanctuary wrote: »
      humans are immuture

      You're mom is "immature". Some don't know how to spell. Some don't know how to troll.b:kiss
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Maddrox - Harshlands wrote: »
      LOL Be prepared! It isn't pretty.. It's sexy b:mischievous

      b:shockedb:shocked are you ****
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Damn double. No i'm not, just comfortable :D
    • Posts: 1,394 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      I think Adann has some insecurities about his sexuality, and also thinks colostomy means ****.
      Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

      Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

      Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Maddrox - Harshlands wrote: »
      Damn double. No i'm not, just comfortable :D

      b:laughb:laughb:laugh that was funny
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      I second that witch b:surrender
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
      I think Adann has some insecurities about his sexuality, and also thinks colostomy means ****.

      no i dontb:angryb:angryb:angryb:angry
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 1,140 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Adannedhel - Sanctuary wrote: »
      no i dontb:angryb:angryb:angry

      b:chuckle I've got the key to the closet, should we let him out?
    • Posts: 1,394 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Don't what?

      Have insecurities?

      The Fruedian tendancy to project your base fantasies on to anything beyond your knowledge?
      Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

      Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

      Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Maddrox - Harshlands wrote: »
      b:chuckle I've got the key to the closet, should we let him out?

      very funnyb:angryb:shocked
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion
    • Posts: 69 Arc User
      edited June 2009
      Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
      Don't what?

      Have insecurities?

      The Fruedian tendancy to project your base fantasies on to anything beyond your knowledge?

      ypu i dont
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

      and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

      -Silmarillion

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