How Do You Kill Dragons

Adannedhel - Sanctuary
Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
edited June 2009 in Chronicles
with one hit they kill me b:cry
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and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

-Silmarillion
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  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Very carefuly. It helps if you use a Damsel in distress as a distraction.
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    ? damsel in distress
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    I take you skipped classes at the Dragon Slaying school....

    Here is the instructional video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt7ZQ8SMzMM
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I take you skipped classes at the Dragon Slaying school....

    Here is the instructional video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt7ZQ8SMzMM
    school? school?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    <sigh> when you first started, didn't you take the Dragon Slaying classes and the Damsel-in-Distress Rescue classes?
    Those classes are very important since they teach you how to properly save the girl and how to slay dragons in style. You know, like how to pose for the epic paintings, how should you wear your hair, etc
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    WTB> Trolls with the ability to at least start entertaining topics instead of showing a severe lack of wit and imagination.
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I take you skipped classes at the Dragon Slaying school....

    Here is the instructional video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt7ZQ8SMzMM
    Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
    WTB> Trolls with the ability to at least start entertaining topics instead of showing a severe lack of wit and imagination.

    are you referring to me?!b:angryb:angryb:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Not really that bright are you?
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Your mom's not really that bright
  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    I think your obssessed with my mother Mad. Poor old mamma witchburner.
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I think your obssessed with my mother Mad. Poor old mamma witchburner.

    LOL New pool pl0xb:surrender
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    b:shutupb:shutup shutup ugly
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary wrote: »
    b:shutupb:shutup shutup ugly

    You're moms ugly. That's why i'm after witchburners b:victory
  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Remember to remove her colostomy bag before you try anything. Don't want anymore messes.
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Remember to remove her colostomy bag before you try anything. Don't want anymore messes.

    b:cryb:cry Never again
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Remember to remove her colostomy bag before you try anything. Don't want anymore messes.

    ? what ????
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Google it :) make sure safe search is off.
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Maddrox - Harshlands wrote: »
    b:cryb:cry Never again

    humans are immuture
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    LOL Be prepared! It isn't pretty.. It's sexy b:mischievous
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary wrote: »
    humans are immuture

    You're mom is "immature". Some don't know how to spell. Some don't know how to troll.b:kiss
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Maddrox - Harshlands wrote: »
    LOL Be prepared! It isn't pretty.. It's sexy b:mischievous

    b:shockedb:shocked are you ****
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Damn double. No i'm not, just comfortable :D
  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    I think Adann has some insecurities about his sexuality, and also thinks colostomy means ****.
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Maddrox - Harshlands wrote: »
    Damn double. No i'm not, just comfortable :D

    b:laughb:laughb:laugh that was funny
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    I second that witch b:surrender
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I think Adann has some insecurities about his sexuality, and also thinks colostomy means ****.

    no i dontb:angryb:angryb:angryb:angry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • Maddrox - Harshlands
    Maddrox - Harshlands Posts: 1,140 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary wrote: »
    no i dontb:angryb:angryb:angry

    b:chuckle I've got the key to the closet, should we let him out?
  • WitchBurner - Sanctuary
    WitchBurner - Sanctuary Posts: 1,394 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Don't what?

    Have insecurities?

    The Fruedian tendancy to project your base fantasies on to anything beyond your knowledge?
    Currently flying internet spaceships around dodixie, moving to amarr soon.

    Send me a mail if you wanna ask/request anything

    Sanctuary's retired king of wizards alongside queen Saintblu.
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Maddrox - Harshlands wrote: »
    b:chuckle I've got the key to the closet, should we let him out?

    very funnyb:angryb:shocked
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion
  • Adannedhel - Sanctuary
    Adannedhel - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Witchburner - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Don't what?

    Have insecurities?

    The Fruedian tendancy to project your base fantasies on to anything beyond your knowledge?

    ypu i dont
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    and there was adannedhel whom the elves said could not be slain except by mishap or arrow from afar,and became mighty among men and elves

    -Silmarillion

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