My girlfriend is EVIL

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  • Wreck - Harshlands
    Wreck - Harshlands Posts: 380 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    lmfao, oh you carebears and your drama, so cute. ;3
  • Devlinne - Lost City
    Devlinne - Lost City Posts: 253 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    In this situation there is only one thing to do.........KEEP YA PIMP HAND STRONG!!!!!!!!

    Jk jk.

    Hilarious story buddy.
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  • Aryetta - Lost City
    Aryetta - Lost City Posts: 138 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    That story was super funny. good discussion about men and women here too. b:chuckle
  • Jack_Nel - Sanctuary
    Jack_Nel - Sanctuary Posts: 349 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    ermmm See what i meen
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  • Saitada - Sanctuary
    Saitada - Sanctuary Posts: 3,220 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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  • MorgulLord - Sanctuary
    MorgulLord - Sanctuary Posts: 270 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    To all those who missed the humor in the post -- Too bad... better luck next time.

    WarrenWolfy - I really enjoyed reading the post. Reminded me of the last time you posted about your adventures at Dismal Shade. Great Work. ^_^


    ~Morgul
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  • Purra_Pearl - Sanctuary
    Purra_Pearl - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary wrote: »
    You, sir, do no understand what awesome is. b:pleased

    D'aww... b:cute

    Thank you, bb. You know flattery will get you everywhere. b:dirty
  • blooknight
    blooknight Posts: 72 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    fk her in the ear
  • SoultheWolf - Lost City
    SoultheWolf - Lost City Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Solandri - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    It takes time and money to keep a woman, so:
    • women = money * time

    But we also know that time is money:
    • time = money

    So:
    • women = money * money = money^2

    But we also know that money is the root of all evil:
    • money = sqrt(evil)

    Substitute and you get:
    • women = money^2
    • women = sqrt(evil)^2
    • women = evil

    Therefore, women are evil. And since your girlfriend is a woman, of course she is evil.


    I have to disagree with that, yes many women are beggers, but I spend more money helping my bf with stuff such as dailes, teleport fees, ect. and don't really get anything in return. So it just really depends on the person's personality not their gender.
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  • Deathsscion - Sanctuary
    Deathsscion - Sanctuary Posts: 325 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    That was a funny story like always. Still don't understand why you went into PK mode to impress her. *Looks up love* Nope, still don't get it. What are these alien concepts like "love" and another strange idea called "caution"?
  • chosenjuan
    chosenjuan Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    thats mesed up but funny, my favorite type of humor b:laugh
  • Jonavolaii - Dreamweaver
    Jonavolaii - Dreamweaver Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    Solandri - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    It takes time and money to keep a woman, so:
    • women = money * time

    But we also know that time is money:
    • time = money

    So:
    • women = money * money = money^2

    But we also know that money is the root of all evil:
    • money = sqrt(evil)

    Substitute and you get:
    • women = money^2
    • women = sqrt(evil)^2
    • women = evil

    Therefore, women are evil. And since your girlfriend is a woman, of course she is evil.

    OMG! You just solved one of the millennium questions!!!!!!!

    You're a millionaire! (Begs for gold)
  • wodki
    wodki Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2009
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    How many people think dating through an MMO site is a good idea? Just curious b:pleased
  • Garnetstorm - Harshlands
    Garnetstorm - Harshlands Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    wodki wrote: »
    How many people think dating through an MMO site is a good idea? Just curious b:pleased

    Well if love is blind, then doesn't dating through MMO fit the description pretty well? b:chuckle
  • Sigr - Heavens Tear
    Sigr - Heavens Tear Posts: 280 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    wodki wrote: »
    How many people think dating through an MMO site is a good idea? Just curious b:pleased

    hahaha


    No


    Unless you're into that sort of thing


    Then, yes
    Lament of a Hybrid Veno: Where oh where did my spirit go? b:sad

    I hate ranged mobs. b:angry

    I <3 my cactopod. b:pleased
  • FangJingShan - Lost City
    FangJingShan - Lost City Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Sounds like something mine would do....

    b:victory
  • nytehawke
    nytehawke Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    wodki wrote: »
    How many people think dating through an MMO site is a good idea? Just curious b:pleased

    I met my GF in WoW. Can't complain in the least.
    Still looking for a game to recapture the magic of my first MMO b:cry
  • Tarck - Heavens Tear
    Tarck - Heavens Tear Posts: 43 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    I love your short-stories, Warren.
  • Nisanthro - Heavens Tear
    Nisanthro - Heavens Tear Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Very nicely written! And funny too!
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  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    please dont bump old threads
  • Feito - Dreamweaver
    Feito - Dreamweaver Posts: 165 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    Saitada - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I think ya'll are missing the humor in it. Coming from the male point of view let me try to explain it.

    Guys have a thing about painful situations. We tend to try and find humor in them to lessen that pain.

    Wolfy was having fun and trying to impress his lady. He even went so far as to switch on PK mode to do so, being the brave soul he is. His g/f, obviously thought it would be funny to have someone she knew sneak attack him (rather than a total stranger she couldn't trust to return anything that might drop).

    Now Wolfy, being the intelligent man he is, finds all this out and sees the humor in it, knowing he skirted a sudden and quick death, by mere hairs of a clerics good graces. His first foray into PK mode and his g/f tries to set him up for the kill.

    He could be angry at his g/f over this but rather than do that, he chooses to see the fun and humor in it.

    It's a guy thing. He didn't get mad over something silly and for fun. Self control. Good thing to have.

    Now me.. I'd have just pulled JewelScalen over the top of her.

    ~S

    When you put it that way, it's almost as if they're meant for each other...
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    Feito is...
    [x] Still a LA Cleric
    [x] in possession of a BURNING TIGER SPIRIT b:angry
    [x] Sipping some F--KING tea
    [ ] Totally KICKASS
    [ ] Extremely wealthy
    I've got some ways to go!
  • LadyVvall - Sanctuary
    LadyVvall - Sanctuary Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited May 2009
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    ...If it makes you feel any better, if I had asked a friend to do it, they'd have done it gladly...b:laugh
    I don't like people. The sooner you can accept that, the sooner we can all go on with our insignificant lives.
  • Solaluna - Heavens Tear
    Solaluna - Heavens Tear Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    why are u trying to impress her?and not all women are evil wth? o.O but ur gf is weird why would she wanna kill u? o.o
  • MystiMonk - Sanctuary
    MystiMonk - Sanctuary Posts: 4,286 Arc User
    edited July 2009
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    Solaluna - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    why are u trying to impress her?and not all women are evil wth? o.O but ur gf is weird why would she wanna kill u? o.o
    please dont bump old threads

    Please what Tear said.
    Looking for a decent casual understanding Faction.
  • jspj
    jspj Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2009
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    this story is EPIC lol b:pleased
  • Belligero - Sanctuary
    Belligero - Sanctuary Posts: 564 Arc User
    edited September 2009
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    *Jumps on Necro's head, pulls out and rips off tongue, strangle him with his own tongue, then rips off his head*



    FATALITY.
    Belligero
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited September 2009
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    nice necro bro.....>.>
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
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  • WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary
    WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary Posts: 1,686 Arc User
    edited September 2009
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    Wow! The rare, seldom-seen triple-necro! I will take this as a huge compliment and/or testament to the depths of my girlfriend's evil nature. b:laugh
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  • andracil
    andracil Posts: 2,949 Arc User
    edited September 2009
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    Necro's! Die! D:<
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