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iruine
iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
edited July 2009 in Chronicles
yo mama jokes count
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  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    yo mamas so fat she ate the rest of this joke
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    what is a hot dog if it isnt?
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    a chili dog
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    how fast can a wood chuck chuck chucked wood if a wood chuck could chuck chuck norris?
  • bobzilla21
    bobzilla21 Posts: 694 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    I farted.


    ...I'm pretty bad with jokes.
    I figured I should do something with my sig, so I made this for fun. My very first (poorly made) animation. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    As for why Luffy is murdering Naruto, I have no idea either, but it looks cool.b:laugh
  • Mysticlifex - Heavens Tear
    Mysticlifex - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,175 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    okay a bear and a rabbit are sitting in the bushes taking a shiit and the bear goes "hey rabbit you got a problem with shiit sticking to yo ****?" the rabbit replied nop I dont" then the bear went "good" *grabbed rabbit and wiped his **** with the rabbit*
    We're MysticAve my name is not Dave
    (Poem in the making - Shall be epic)
  • Mysticlifex - Heavens Tear
    Mysticlifex - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,175 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    A man walks up to a woman and this happens

    man: how are doing honey
    woman: good thanks
    man: are you single?
    woman: yes
    man: wanna be my valentines?
    woman: im ****
    man: me too
    woman: cool
    We're MysticAve my name is not Dave
    (Poem in the making - Shall be epic)
  • kooshdin
    kooshdin Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    "Knock Knock"
    "Whos there ?"
    "Me of course !"

    b:sad
  • kooshdin
    kooshdin Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    "Knock Knock"
    "whos there ?"
    "Knock Knock"
    "whos there ?"
    "Knock Knock"
    "whos there ?"
    "will you answer the flaming door ffs ! "
  • Darkmaggirl - Heavens Tear
    Darkmaggirl - Heavens Tear Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    Joey it's time for a surprise attack.
    Don't worry Yug', I got your back.
    Wait a second are we rhyming too?
    Don't look at me, I ain't got a clue.
    This is like something out of Dr. Seuss.
    I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose.
    Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey.
    Shut the hell up you stupid limey.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I'm here to kick **** and play card games...and I'm all out of cards.
  • Ihascrayon - Lost City
    Ihascrayon - Lost City Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone cord... =O i suck at these jokes b:shutup
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Life has no color without a trusty CRAYON!!!!!!!!! b:chuckle


    Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit....
  • Zamitar - Lost City
    Zamitar - Lost City Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    okay....there are 3 men at a bar talking about their sons and how proud they are of them..the first 1 said "im so proud of my son because he owns multiple car dealers...the second.."im so proud of my son because he builds houses...and the third.."im so proud of my son because he works with stock"
    and then 1 of their friends walks in the bar and they ask him if hes proud of hes son..and he replied.."im not proud of my son because he is ****, although hes last 3 boyfriends gave him a brand new car, a house and 3 boxes of stock"...
    b:laugh
  • Prewancker - Lost City
    Prewancker - Lost City Posts: 59 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    You guys are miserably failing the "stupid" part.

    There are two muffins on a plate. One muffin says to the other, "Oh no, we're gonna get eaten!" The other muffin says, "What the hell, a talking muffin?!"
  • kooshdin
    kooshdin Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    Lol look at your name ! b:chuckle
  • Zamitar - Lost City
    Zamitar - Lost City Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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  • Reikara - Heavens Tear
    Reikara - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,321 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    A man walks into a bar. You'd think he would've seen it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Oldbear - Sanctuary
    Oldbear - Sanctuary Posts: 486 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    A skeleton went to the medical center to have his X-Ray pictures taken
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    oldbear, you got that from Jeff Dunham


    oh, by the way, you forgot to mention his poliosis symptoms!
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    a blind guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a blonde joke. the bartender says, "theres three guys back there who are blonde, im blonde, and that 200 lb bodybuilder sitting next to you is blonde. do you really want to say that joke?" the blind guy says, "nah, i dont want to have to explain it five times."
  • bobzilla21
    bobzilla21 Posts: 694 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    iruine wrote: »
    a blind guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a blonde joke. the bartender says, "theres three guys back there who are blonde, im blonde, and that 200 lb bodybuilder sitting next to you is blonde. do you really want to say that joke?" the blind guy says, "nah, i dont want to have to explain it five times."

    I swear I read something similar in last month's Readers Digest.
    I figured I should do something with my sig, so I made this for fun. My very first (poorly made) animation. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    As for why Luffy is murdering Naruto, I have no idea either, but it looks cool.b:laugh
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    Barack Obama, George Bush, and John McCain are in a plane. Obama says, "im going to make one American happy." he throws a dollar bill out the plane. Bush says," im going to make two Americans happy." he throws two dollar bills out the plane. McCain says, "im going to make all the Americans happy." and he pushes Obama out the plane.
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    bobzilla21 wrote: »
    I swear I read something similar in last month's Readers Digest.

    yea, most of my jokes are old
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    does anyone have any "that's what she said" experiences they would like to share?
  • Shaye - Lost City
    Shaye - Lost City Posts: 353 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    iruine wrote: »
    a blind guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a blonde joke. the bartender says, "theres three guys back there who are blonde, im blonde, and that 200 lb bodybuilder sitting next to you is blonde. do you really want to say that joke?" the blind guy says, "nah, i dont want to have to explain it five times."

    I actually like this one. xD I'm blonde myself.
    [SIGPIC]http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l420/byetohru/CandyResized.png[/SIGPIC]
  • Oldbear - Sanctuary
    Oldbear - Sanctuary Posts: 486 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    iruine wrote: »
    oldbear, you got that from Jeff Dunham


    oh, by the way, you forgot to mention his poliosis symptoms!

    So the chap had made more TV appearances? Good to hear, because that joke was not on his "Arguing with myself" neither on "Spark of Insanity"
  • Oldbear - Sanctuary
    Oldbear - Sanctuary Posts: 486 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    how's this: Hedgehog sold all his spines.
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    first of all, do you sleep Oldbear?

    second, it was from the Christmas special
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    iruine wrote: »
    does anyone have any "that's what she said" experiences they would like to share?

    today one of my friends was folding paper for some strange reason, and he said" its too stiff; i cant fold it!"
  • bobzilla21
    bobzilla21 Posts: 694 Arc User
    edited February 2009
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    Really lame jokes from the 4Kids dub of One Piece b:angry :

    "You know that it's raining cats and dogs? I just stepped in a really big poodle!"
    "What black and white with red all over? A skunk with diaper rash!"
    "How do you find a rabbit who's lost? You make a noise just like a carrot!"

    Oh, the horror...b:cry
    Note how these, and some others, all happen inside a 1 minute time span.
    I figured I should do something with my sig, so I made this for fun. My very first (poorly made) animation. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    As for why Luffy is murdering Naruto, I have no idea either, but it looks cool.b:laugh
  • iruine
    iruine Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2009
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    when Chuck Norris dies, he will attend the funeral to pay his respects
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