Remove PK mode from PVE servers

Latentkarma - Lost City wrote: »

I just have this to say to you deadbrain....

You befouled, vitiated poltroon. You blighted, malodorous, mephitic recreant. You are a festering boil on the **** of all humanity. You have all the backbone of a jellyfish. You moribific, feculent simpleton. Would that I could change my species, just so that I might not be associated with you. The stupendous, confounding magnitude of your insipidness astonishes me.

I cannot believe that anyone could muster such a prodigious, astounding level of stupidity. If you were any more asinine or incogitant, you would surely have been put to death long ago. Your vapidity has gone so far beyond any previous boundaries of puerility and nugacity as to banish any and all chances of an intelligent thought from your head. Even the most hardened of regulars unquestionably cannot believe your fatuousness and illogicality.

Your opinions do nothing but lend credence to the overwhelming fact that you are such a driveling simpleton that you cannot find your **** with both hands and a road map. You are the very pinnacle of
insensateness. You are the model of banality and subnormality. I am aghast at your apparent ability to
insert your head into your own **** at will.

There cannot be even a fragment of intellectuality or perspicacity to be found within the gaping void which should contain your brain. It amazes me that you are able to perform even the most facile of everyday functions with your exorbitantly disadvantaged and gormless lack of intellect.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, "I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions on the heel". You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum, and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the
profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal
accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an
ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of
unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon
finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and
disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character.
You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked
comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.--

Now doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy
inside deadbrain??


LK

*edit* Now i'm not being nice.

p.s. I would sooner rescue a dead slug from being burned, than give you even the slightest help, even if you were bleeding out and only had seconds to live and I was the only one around to help you. I'd stand there, watch you bleed out, and laugh at you as the light faded from your eyes. Then **** on your corpse and walk away. And if ya think i'm kidding.... Try me. That is exactly how little I think your life is worth deadbrain. Don't feel bad though.. I think that way about 90% of humanity... so your not alone when it comes to being considered worth less to me than a dead slug.

Deadbone - Sanctuary wrote: »

Thanks for proving me right! b:chuckle

Xiphox - Lost City wrote: »

lk stfu bro ur a person who cant even handle pk on the PVE server kindly uninstall the game and go play hello kitty online because clearly you arent someone who can handle a mmo that has pvp in it. Your thesaurus rant is such a joke. Its very apparent you are an unskilled noob and the fact you think so much of yourself R O F L done lol

Coviana - Sanctuary wrote: »

Well... I'm about as carebear as it gets, and will never play in a PVP environment by choice - i don't even play CHESS anymore, because it's too PVP for me.

However, I firmly disagree with the OP on this. I firmly support the idea of purely OPTIONAL pvp/pk mode, and would be displeased to see the option removed - despite the fact that i never use it myself.

As was stated earlier: the cleric 'victim' in question had chosen to go white - no sympathy for either him/her or his/her party when he/she got ganked. Don't want your squad disrupted like that? only squad with blues.

As for the tactics used by the PKer in question? Espionage is a time-honoured tradition and relies on stealth - if there were a character class called 'Spy' or 'Assassin', it wouldn't be very effective now, would it? People would know not to trust them, making their job nearly impossible. A dirty trick? Certainly - but within the context of the game, nothing wrong with it. It all boils down to the fact that the cleric in question *CHOSE TO GO WHITE* - which carries with it the risk of getting PK'd any time, any place (other than safe zones).

Also already stated by another: the only time i've had sympathy for PK victims who went white on PVE was when the GM conned a bunch of new players into it for an event. I'm hoping that was only a one-time occurrence, but even that may have taught the lesson that you should read instructions on the package before using the contents.

Trenith - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I skipped to this page for the simple fact all yall are writing books.

Leave the PK mode intact on PvE servers. Dueling and PvP are two different things but only carebears say there the same. Probably becuz theyve never stepped into PvP mode. Post creator probably only complaining bout this because theyve been called out for trash talking or w/e and to scared to step into pvp mode.

But whats funny is she says that she would go to the lost city server if she didnt have so much invested into the sanc server...

Then wth u complaining for?

You think the boasting is any less on a pk server...

If so....

Put the pipe down...