The Wishing Thread

perill
perill Posts: 0 Arc User
edited December 2009 in Chronicles
Okay so very simple forum game. Simply make a wish and the person below you who grants it must turn the wish into a bad one and then state the next wish.

For example:

I wish for a Ham Sandwhich.

Response:

Wish granted but the Ham Sandwhich was left out to long and has now mutataed. You have now been eaten.

So ill start with "I wish I had a infinite source of money"
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  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but you can't touch it since it's in a fire. But it's unburnable and out of reach (by anything).

    I wish we had the tag on these forums.
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  • dtz
    dtz Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Wish granted! You are buried in it and suffocate.

    I wish I had magic powers.
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  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    dtz wrote: »
    Wish granted! You are buried in it and suffocate.

    I wish I had magic powers.

    Granted, but they only work on yourself. And it is destructive magic.

    I wish for a 102834GB/s internet speed.
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  • kao
    kao Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    merulz wrote: »
    Granted, but they only work on yourself. And it is destructive magic.

    I wish for a 102834GB/s internet speed.

    Granted, but your internet speeds attracted the attention of the Feds and now they monitor everything that you do.

    I wish for a lifetime supply of unbroken Karnage Tear and Proto Dart paintballs ;)
  • perill
    perill Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Your wish is granted but the paint is Pink and the rounds are defective!!!

    I wish for some string cheese.
  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but it's the type with maggots in it.

    I wish for the Feds not to track me on my high speed internet.
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  • limepop
    limepop Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but now your computer spontaneously combusts & there's no way (short of buying a new one) to fix it.

    I wish for a month's supply of imported tea. Mmm~.
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  • ambie
    ambie Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    *spins in a fairy costume* Granted!
    But the tea carries some parasites and illness of which somehow leads to your hair falling out and coughing slime for all your life~ Yay.

    I Wish I had A giant half cow half pig creature which spins and sings and pulls objects into this dimension.~
  • orinj
    orinj Posts: 460 admin
    edited July 2008
    ambie wrote: »
    *spins in a fairy costume* Granted!
    But the tea carries some parasites and illness of which somehow leads to your hair falling out and coughing slime for all your life~ Yay.

    I Wish I had A giant half cow half pig creature which spins and sings and pulls objects into this dimension.~

    granted -- but the creature got discovered by a vegas agent and now only does gigs with wayne newton and celine dion. the giant dimensional rift that the creature was pulling objects through was stuffed by their collective egos.

    i wish there was world peace.
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  • arcane
    arcane Posts: 1,084 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    orinj wrote: »
    granted -- but the creature got discovered by a vegas agent and now only does gigs with wayne newton and celine dion. the giant dimensional rift that the creature was pulling objects through was stuffed by their collective egos.

    i wish there was world peace.

    Granted - but only because everyone died.

    I want money.
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  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted. You got 100b in counterfeit cash.

    I wish we had Yahoo smileys on these forums.
    As a Guild,

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    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
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  • zeifer
    zeifer Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted. But Yahoo sued Perfect World Entertainment for using them and now they're gone.

    I wish Perfect World International closed beta was today :D
  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but you can never use internet again. Ever. Anywhere.

    I wish I had the best computer in the world.
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  • ravie
    ravie Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but a hurricane just blew past your residence and knocked out the cable. It is estimated that the powerplant will not be up until 2012.

    I wish for a tuna and avacado sandwich. Mmmm.
  • lena
    lena Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted but Lil Sparta came along and ate it ~The Mean Kitty of Youtube~ hehehe

    I wish I had unlimited cubits :p
    You Were Never Meant To Arrive In Hell Looking Like A Fashion Plate...Rather To Slide In Backwards..Glass Of Wine In Hand..Hair In Disarray..Totally Exhausted.... Screaming man what a ride !!!!!!!
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  • ravie
    ravie Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but Sparta's rival, Persia, used them as kitty litter. Ewww, smelly cubits.

    I wish it was August 19th already.
  • perill
    perill Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Your wish has been granted. It is now August 19th 2001.

    I wish it was Auguest 19th 2008!!
  • mandie
    mandie Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    perill wrote: »
    Your wish has been granted. It is now August 19th 2001.

    I wish it was Auguest 19th 2008!!

    Granted. But too bad the close beta date is delay till october 1, 2009 due to the lack of... oil in America? :D

    I wish for better spelling on the internet :p
  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    mandie wrote: »
    Granted. But too bad the close beta date is delay till october 1, 2009 due to the lack of... oil in America? :D

    I wish for better spelling on the internet :p

    Granted, but the world is destroyed and spelling is no longer an issue.

    I wish the grin smiley was yellow instead of green.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but you're banned from the forums and don't get the chance to use it.

    I wish more people joined the IRC...
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  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but they all have an IQ of below 30 and talking with them drives you insane.

    I wish I was hungry.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • zezix
    zezix Posts: 337 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted! You are now hungry, but you die of starvation!

    I wish I got 10 thousand dollars to build a new comp setup!
  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but you get scammed.

    I wish I didn't have to sleep/eat/drink/defecate... God that would be awesome to play PW 24/7.
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  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    You got the 10k to build the new comp setup, but it blows up for no apparent reason at all.

    I wish for cookies that aren't on fire, poisoned, or mutilated in any other shape or form.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • ambie
    ambie Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but the cookies are alive and scream when you bite into them, the strawberry center does not play well to the affect.
    *taps you on the head with a wand*

    I wish for my face to be implanted on every statue in the world~
    (of course the statues keep their original bodies)
  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Wish granted. Because your head was found on ****-fanatic statues of Hitler, the modern-day **** hunted down and killed you.

    I wish for 5b in-game gold to buy an 8th rank bow.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • bayport
    bayport Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Wish Granted. But cubinet came over from PW-MY and saw that you had too much gold so you were banned

    I wish i lived at the playboy mansion
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  • zezix
    zezix Posts: 337 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Wish granted, but the sex drive was so large in the playboy mansion that you became too overwhelmed and had a heart attack.

    I wish for World Peace :P
  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but you got bored and killed yourself.

    I wish to be the Guild Master of a guild that will own land until the end of the game.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • bayport
    bayport Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted but cubinet came back again and saw that you were to successful and banned you again

    I wish for a pet bear the size of a house cat...a house bear perhaps?
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