The Wishing Thread

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  • mio
    mio Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but you always come out in last place.

    I wish for a better computer.
  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but it blows up. You then die for no apparent reason.

    I wish for an anti-alien nail gun.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • whitetiger
    whitetiger Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    ark wrote: »
    Granted, but it blows up. You then die for no apparent reason.

    I wish for an anti-alien nail gun.
    granted but you shoot yourself in the head with it and die

    i wish i had a pony that wasnt mutated and it doesnt eat me and it doesnt die and i dont die...
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  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    whitetiger wrote: »
    granted but you shoot yourself in the head with it and die

    i wish i had a pony that wasnt mutated and it doesnt eat me and it doesnt die and i dont die...

    Granted. But you and your pony are damned to Hell for no apparent reason at all.

    I wish for an evil half-brother.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • orinj
    orinj Posts: 460 admin
    edited July 2008
    ark wrote: »
    Granted. But you and your pony are damned to Hell for no apparent reason at all.

    I wish for an evil half-brother.

    granted - but yer evil half-bro is so evil he commits a bunch of crimes and blames it on you. and then batman takes you out....

    i wish for more wishes.

    - O
    F.E.A.R. has two meanings: Forget Everything And Run - OR - Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours, my friend.
  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    orinj wrote: »
    granted - but yer evil half-bro is so evil he commits a bunch of crimes and blames it on you. and then batman takes you out....

    i wish for more wishes.

    - O

    Granted. But your wishes can only be used to wish for less wishes.

    I wish for a unicorn.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but it pokes both your eyes out with its horns.

    I wish for Perfect World International to be out, and that nothing bad could possibly happen to this wish. For any reason.
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  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    merulz wrote: »
    Granted, but it pokes both your eyes out with its horns.

    I wish for Perfect World International to be out, and that nothing bad could possibly happen to this wish. For any reason.

    Granted. PW-Int is out and everybody is enjoying it. Except you, because you were killed by a meteorite for no apparent reason at all.

    I wish for high-quality guildies in my new guild.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Granted, but they are so high quality that they grief you until you quit.

    I wish this new L2 server would be open now.
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  • kazuma
    kazuma Posts: 193 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    GRANTED!!~

    It opens right now, and you begin to play, later you realize it has given your hardware SpyWare you computer freaks out, shuts down on you and you cannot replace your computer or ever get a new one nor can you go on anyone else's.

    I wish for an immunity to everything bad that could ever happen ever, however random it may be.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]If only deathnote was that simple...
  • whitetiger
    whitetiger Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    kazuma wrote: »
    GRANTED!!~

    It opens right now, and you begin to play, later you realize it has given your hardware SpyWare you computer freaks out, shuts down on you and you cannot replace your computer or ever get a new one nor can you go on anyone else's.

    I wish for an immunity to everything bad that could ever happen ever, however random it may be.
    granted but a giant stuffed animal falls on top of you..you dont notice it is bad at all and you suffocate.

    i wish there were more smiley's in the forums and i could use them
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  • snaptrap
    snaptrap Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    I wish that an Administrator would doing something about this. I'm surprised it has carried on this long and in the presence of two Admins.
  • sealed
    sealed Posts: 781
    edited July 2008
    granted but you get banned *well she did something about it*

    I wish money didnt exist.

    PS:* The game is called *Corrupt a Wish* I was one of the first people who made it up* >.<
  • arcane
    arcane Posts: 1,084 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    sealed wrote: »
    granted but you get banned *well she did something about it*

    I wish money didnt exist.

    PS:* The game is called *Corrupt a Wish* I was one of the first people who made it up* >.<

    Wish Granted (no need to make that bad. thats awful)

    I wish I could swim through land like Chuck Norris.


    P.S. no you are not.
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    Doin' it my way.
  • sealed
    sealed Posts: 781
    edited July 2008
    arcane wrote: »
    Wish Granted (no need to make that bad. thats awful)

    I wish I could swim through land like Chuck Norris.


    P.S. no you are not.

    Granted, but you find out that chuck norris cant swim through land so it was all a lie and you cant now.

    P.S: *You have no screenies to prove it* D:
  • sarahbear
    sarahbear Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    sealed wrote: »
    Granted, but you find out that chuck norris cant swim through land so it was all a lie and you cant now.

    P.S: *You have no screenies to prove it* D:

    :( you didn't even leave a wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and to... the person who wished that admins would take care of that thread, it has been taken care of and troll was banned.
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    -Liz Sands

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  • severan
    severan Posts: 703 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    i wish the person who wishes to corrupt my wish would make 1 post before me so i can corrupt that wish making my wish never coming into existence and hence breaking the dimensional flow of this thread and thereby cause a conflict in time and space which results in a universal destruction and all life got vanquished -poof-

    *psycho laugh*
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  • arcane
    arcane Posts: 1,084 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    sarahbear wrote: »
    :( you didn't even leave a wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and to... the person who wished that admins would take care of that thread, it has been taken care of and troll was banned.


    Troll was not banned. Do not take things out of context. It obviously says it is his warning.
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  • sarahbear
    sarahbear Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    arcane wrote: »
    Troll was not banned. Do not take things out of context. It obviously says it is his warning.

    Under his name it says, "banned"
    "The human body is a canvas for the expression of cultural ideas of men and women throughout time and around the world."
    -Liz Sands

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  • sigoh
    sigoh Posts: 341 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    severan wrote: »
    i wish the person who wishes to corrupt my wish would make 1 post before me so i can corrupt that wish making my wish never coming into existence and hence breaking the dimensional flow of this thread and thereby cause a conflict in time and space which results in a universal destruction and all life got vanquished -poof-

    *psycho laugh*

    genious *applauds*

    but to get this thread back on topic. I wish that life was perfect
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  • sarahbear
    sarahbear Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    sigoh wrote: »
    genious *applauds*

    but to get this thread back on topic. I wish that life was perfect

    Granted! But now everyone is bored out of their mind and PKing has run rampant!!!! AHHHHHH :eek: !!!

    :D

    I wish for unlimited tea for the rest of my life. :)
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    -Liz Sands

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  • whitetiger
    whitetiger Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    granted! but all the tea is poisoned

    i wish for unpoisoned tea
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  • ambie
    ambie Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    whitetiger wrote: »
    granted! but all the tea is poisoned

    i wish for unpoisoned tea

    *spins in circles and waves the wand*
    Granted oh floaty one~ you take a sip of the tea but it's to hot causing your tongue to get burnt which then leads to an infection of where you get gangrene somehow needing your tongue to be removed.

    I wish for the powers to remove my arms like a doll and make them float about attacking people
    but not attack myself
  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    ambie wrote: »
    *spins in circles and waves the wand*
    Granted oh floaty one~ you take a sip of the tea but it's to hot causing your tongue to get burnt which then leads to an infection of where you get gangrene somehow needing your tongue to be removed.

    I wish for the powers to remove my arms like a doll and make them float about attacking people
    but not attack myself

    Granted. But you are paralyzed, so floating arms are useless.

    I wish for a working air conditioner.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • severan
    severan Posts: 703 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    ark wrote: »
    Granted. But you are paralyzed, so floating arms are useless.

    I wish for a working air conditioner.
    granted, but turns out there was a skunk essence in it's compressor... *ewww*

    I wish someone would quote this wish and say "go to hell sev" and follow me there along with me :p
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  • ark
    ark Posts: 1,635 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    severan wrote: »
    granted, but turns out there was a skunk essence in it's compressor... *ewww*

    I wish someone would quote this wish and say "go to hell sev" and follow me there along with me :p

    Go to hell Sev. I'll follow you. Unfortunately, I'll kill you repeatedly once we get there.

    I wish for a popsicle.
    As a Guild,

    Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
    Strength in Unity,
    Order through Chaos,
    Victory united.
  • lena
    lena Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    ark wrote: »
    Go to hell Sev. I'll follow you. Unfortunately, I'll kill you repeatedly once we get there.

    I wish for a popsicle.

    Wish granted hunnie but unfortunately the sun melted it before I could get it to you

    My wish is for a nice leather whip as a weapon for a Venomancer :p lol... *wants leather whip and leather outfit fullstop*:D
    You Were Never Meant To Arrive In Hell Looking Like A Fashion Plate...Rather To Slide In Backwards..Glass Of Wine In Hand..Hair In Disarray..Totally Exhausted.... Screaming man what a ride !!!!!!!
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  • severan
    severan Posts: 703 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    lena wrote: »
    Wish granted hunnie but unfortunately the sun melted it before I could get it to you

    My wish is for a nice leather whip as a weapon for a Venomancer :p lol... *wants leather whip and leather outfit fullstop*:D
    granted, but too bad someone **** your account and took it away overnight

    *cough, need to spice up this topic*

    I wish for a kiss straight french one! *I'm a guy*
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  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    severan wrote: »
    granted, but too bad someone **** your account and took it away overnight

    *cough, need to spice up this topic*

    I wish for a kiss straight french one! *I'm a guy*

    Granted, but it ends up being a **** guy.

    I wish the PvE server didn't exist, and both servers were open PK.
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  • sigoh
    sigoh Posts: 341 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    merulz wrote: »
    Granted, but it ends up being a **** guy.

    I wish the PvE server didn't exist, and both servers were open PK.


    Granted but all the carebears got together in one guild, so now you have about one servers worth of enemies for making that wish o.o


    I wish I could make a wish and not have any negative effects...
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