Who is Asterelle?

All you need to know is what you already know.

Asterelle became the first former-Sanctuary person to equip a Crown of Madness! Although it was still a LC player that pulled it from packs.

i hope i dont wake up to my conputer autoculti-dropping coins accross west arch tomorrow... But its time for me to come clean.

You know this guy?


Well, its time you learned. Bill Gates is not dead.

That is why all of Asterelles close friends call him a "he". We know his true identity.

Thats right. Asterelle is Bill Gates.

I heard a rumor once that Asterelle was actually the governments secret advanced version of the IBM Watson, that they keep hidden deep in a mountain. It is practically like Skynet, but like any person that has played a decent MMO became hooked on playing games and has forgone the idea of wiping out the human race in favor of killing them in PVP.

Asterelle is a god among men and the hero we all deserve.

If it were up to me, I would pay him whatever it took to be head of operations at PWI.

I'm not even being sarcastic.

Also back in the day it used to be a prerequisite for archers to be math geniuses.

We love you Asty

I always wondered something, if someone where to sell him their soul in exchange for something, would he also turn them into a magical girl? (If you don't get the reference, try finding out the name of the character he uses for his avatar)

Some genderbender archer that complains about archers being too weak as I recall correctly.

Sarcasm aside; knowledgable about PWI, made sweetiebot (even though that is a hate-love relationship to me, because people would constantly spam sweetiebot for the **** server status during the **** maintenance.)
To be honest; takes way too much time explaining and creating things for PWI/PWE than he should. But that's my opinion.

Some say Asterelle is the illuminati.​​

jabq wrote: »

dblazen1 wrote: »

Some say Asterelle is the illuminati.

I don't know, all signs point to chuck norris for me.​​

Chuck Norris does not approve this message. He shook his head at this and one hair fell off, creating one of the craters in Siberia.

nikyss wrote: »

I'd wonder where atrerelles coment is in my post but then it hit me!! Asterelle might be all of you!
WTH
Maybe the only people playing this game is me and Asterelle and she is multi-ing 10k acounts oo

Everyone is jellal!

Oh wait wrong universe​​

Know when you go to sleep at night and you feel like there is something under the bed, that is Asterelle ​​

So is Asterelle really Pan Gu?

jadasia doesnt know to have fun it seems.

jadasia wrote: »

Asterelle is just another player who contributes his talents to the forum. Desdi is another of equal contribution to the forum. We should really appreciate the input they both have given the rest of of throughout the years

With all due respect to Desdi, but Desdi did not nearly do as much as Asterelle did ​​

dblazen1 wrote: »

jadasia wrote: »

Asterelle is just another player who contributes his talents to the forum. Desdi is another of equal contribution to the forum. We should really appreciate the input they both have given the rest of of throughout the years

With all due respect to Desdi, but Desdi did not nearly do as much as Asterelle did ​​

I just appreciate what both have done. I already have my forum fun arguing against the idiocy that gets posted in the forum. I've taken advantage of sweetiebot and Desdi has contributed many videos on youtube and forum posts on how to get the most out of our venos. I don't feel like roasting either one here.

eirghan wrote: »

Asterelle is Bill Gates and Desdi is....


Most loved furry world wide.

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