Who is Asterelle?

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nikyss
nikyss Posts: 14 Arc User
edited August 2015 in General Discussion
I mean come on!
It's been 4 years and I am still clueless
She made 90% of the usefull stuff I ever saw about PWI,
Everyone asks her about anythin,
She knows about everythin,
For some reason she is a math genius,
The mother of guides on anythin new,
Probably an AI satelite (with the amount of intel she has),
Maybe not even a "she"

I am sorry I just don't know and its buggin me

Astrelle I demand a guide about Asterelle

Ty
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  • tchp
    tchp Posts: 25 Arc User
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    All you need to know is what you already know.
  • nikyss
    nikyss Posts: 14 Arc User
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    tchp wrote: »
    All you need to know is what you already know.

    Unacceptable

  • capnk
    capnk Posts: 486 Arc User
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    Asterelle became the first former-Sanctuary person to equip a Crown of Madness! Although it was still a LC player that pulled it from packs.
  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
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    Asterelle is my secret genderbent alter-ego. Now that you know this, I must eliminate you and anyone who sees this post.​​
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  • eirghan
    eirghan Posts: 1,912 Arc User
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    i hope i dont wake up to my conputer autoculti-dropping coins accross west arch tomorrow... But its time for me to come clean.

    You know this guy?
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    Well, its time you learned. Bill Gates is not dead.

    That is why all of Asterelles close friends call him a "he". We know his true identity.

    Thats right. Asterelle is Bill Gates.

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  • crimsonskiss
    crimsonskiss Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited August 2015
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    Lies Asterelle is Santa, he has the naught nice book that gives him all the intell. And he has epic raindeers that shine and farts sparkles. And we all know sparkle farts are magical so thats why he knows everything
  • zoner112012
    zoner112012 Posts: 943 Arc User
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    I heard a rumor once that Asterelle was actually the governments secret advanced version of the IBM Watson, that they keep hidden deep in a mountain. It is practically like Skynet, but like any person that has played a decent MMO became hooked on playing games and has forgone the idea of wiping out the human race in favor of killing them in PVP.
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  • sylenthunder
    sylenthunder Posts: 3,061 Community Moderator
    edited August 2015
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    zoner112012 wrote: »
    I heard a rumor once that Asterelle was actually the governments secret advanced version of the IBM Watson, that they keep hidden deep in a mountain. It is practically like Skynet, but like any person that has played a decent MMO became hooked on playing games and has forgone the idea of wiping out the human race in favor of killing them in PVP.
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  • konataizumichan
    konataizumichan Posts: 94 Arc User
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    Asterelle is a god among men and the hero we all deserve.

    If it were up to me, I would pay him whatever it took to be head of operations at PWI.

    I'm not even being sarcastic.

    Also back in the day it used to be a prerequisite for archers to be math geniuses.

    We love you Asty <3
  • bloodedone87
    bloodedone87 Posts: 1,883 Arc User
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    Asterelle is the creator of Sweetiebot. I wonder what he does with Sweetiebot when nobody is watching him...hmm.
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  • demansfairy
    demansfairy Posts: 456 Arc User
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    I always wondered something, if someone where to sell him their soul in exchange for something, would he also turn them into a magical girl? (If you don't get the reference, try finding out the name of the character he uses for his avatar)
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  • konataizumichan
    konataizumichan Posts: 94 Arc User
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    Contract?

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  • dblazen1
    dblazen1 Posts: 1,177 Arc User
    edited August 2015
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    tiger-17.gif Some genderbender archer that complains about archers being too weak as I recall correctly.

    Sarcasm aside; knowledgable about PWI, made sweetiebot (even though that is a hate-love relationship to me, because people would constantly spam sweetiebot for the **** server status during the **** maintenance.)
    To be honest; takes way too much time explaining and creating things for PWI/PWE than he should. But that's my opinion.

    Some say Asterelle is the illuminati.​​
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  • jabq
    jabq Posts: 821 Arc User
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    dblazen1 wrote: »
    Some say Asterelle is the illuminati.
    I don't know, all signs point to chuck norris for me.onion-30.gif​​
  • zoner112012
    zoner112012 Posts: 943 Arc User
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    jabq wrote: »
    dblazen1 wrote: »
    Some say Asterelle is the illuminati.
    I don't know, all signs point to chuck norris for me.onion-30.gif​​

    Chuck Norris does not approve this message. He shook his head at this and one hair fell off, creating one of the craters in Siberia.
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  • nikyss
    nikyss Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited August 2015
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    I'd wonder where atrerelles coment is in my post but then it hit me!! Asterelle might be all of you!
    WTH
    Maybe the only people playing this game is me and Asterelle and she is multi-ing 10k acounts oo
  • dblazen1
    dblazen1 Posts: 1,177 Arc User
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    nikyss wrote: »
    I'd wonder where atrerelles coment is in my post but then it hit me!! Asterelle might be all of you!
    WTH
    Maybe the only people playing this game is me and Asterelle and she is multi-ing 10k acounts oo
    Everyone is jellal!

    Oh wait wrong universe​​
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  • forceofsoul
    forceofsoul Posts: 17 Arc User
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    Asterelle for me is too good for this game. Such brain waste its potential on this game and community
  • skyurr
    skyurr Posts: 35 Arc User
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    Know when you go to sleep at night and you feel like there is something under the bed, that is Asterelle egg-31.gif​​
  • sylenthunder
    sylenthunder Posts: 3,061 Community Moderator
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    Asty's too sexy for this thread.....​​
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  • zoner112012
    zoner112012 Posts: 943 Arc User
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    So is Asterelle really Pan Gu?
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  • jadasia
    jadasia Posts: 520 Arc User
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    Asterelle is just another player who contributes his talents to the forum. Desdi is another of equal contribution to the forum. We should really appreciate the input they both have given the rest of of throughout the years
  • bloodedone87
    bloodedone87 Posts: 1,883 Arc User
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    jadasia doesnt know to have fun it seems.
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  • eirghan
    eirghan Posts: 1,912 Arc User
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    jadasia wrote: »
    Asterelle is just another player who contributes his talents to the forum. Desdi is another of equal contribution to the forum. We should really appreciate the input they both have given the rest of of throughout the years
    THANK YOU BILL GATES!

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  • dblazen1
    dblazen1 Posts: 1,177 Arc User
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    jadasia wrote: »
    Asterelle is just another player who contributes his talents to the forum. Desdi is another of equal contribution to the forum. We should really appreciate the input they both have given the rest of of throughout the years
    With all due respect to Desdi, but Desdi did not nearly do as much as Asterelle did tiger-30.gif​​
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  • sindarella
    sindarella Posts: 66 Arc User
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    the backbone of the pwi community mouse-26.gif​​
  • jadasia
    jadasia Posts: 520 Arc User
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    dblazen1 wrote: »
    jadasia wrote: »
    Asterelle is just another player who contributes his talents to the forum. Desdi is another of equal contribution to the forum. We should really appreciate the input they both have given the rest of of throughout the years
    With all due respect to Desdi, but Desdi did not nearly do as much as Asterelle did tiger-30.gif​​

    I just appreciate what both have done. I already have my forum fun arguing against the idiocy that gets posted in the forum. I've taken advantage of sweetiebot and Desdi has contributed many videos on youtube and forum posts on how to get the most out of our venos. I don't feel like roasting either one here.
  • eirghan
    eirghan Posts: 1,912 Arc User
    edited August 2015
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    Asterelle is Bill Gates and Desdi is....

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  • jabq
    jabq Posts: 821 Arc User
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    eirghan wrote: »
    Asterelle is Bill Gates and Desdi is....

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    Picture link not working.​​
  • darky26
    darky26 Posts: 163 Arc User
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    I see the picture just fine. ?
    It's a cute cat. <3

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