Mthfkng East Servers Down Again!

zietto
zietto Posts: 31 Arc User
edited February 2015 in Support Desk
Title says everything.
Sweetiebot, wheat's the server status?
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    zietto wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, wheat's the server status?
    But the ears drop off in the cold.
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  • zietto
    zietto Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote: »
    But the ears drop off in the cold.

    Sweetiebot. can u tell me what's the server status? Please?
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    zietto wrote: »

    Sweetiebot. can u tell me what's the server status? Please?
    That's not much of an explanation! I still do not understand. Thank you for being polite.
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  • zietto
    zietto Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Sweetiebot can u tell me what's the server status?
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    zietto wrote: »
    Sweetiebot can u tell me what's the server status?
    Politeness costs nothing.
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  • zietto
    zietto Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Sweetiebot, can you post the server status, PLEASE
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    zietto wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, can you post the server status, PLEASE
    I could, but what would be the point?
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  • zietto
    zietto Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote: »
    I could, but what would be the point?

    Sweetiebot JUST POST THE MOTHERFvCKING SERVER STATUS GOD FvCKING DAnmIT! POST IT U BYTCH POST IT! -.-
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    zietto wrote: »

    Sweetiebot JUST POST THE MOTHERFvCKING SERVER STATUS GOD FvCKING DAnmIT! POST IT U BYTCH POST IT! -.-
    The principles of Liberty and Equality are ignored in most 'democratic' countries.
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  • LuckingFoco - Raging Tide
    LuckingFoco - Raging Tide Posts: 712 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    LOL cussing out a forum bot. Classic.

    And east server RT is up for me. Haven't had any issues.

    Now go take your Ritalin before you have a coronary.
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  • SylenThunder - Twilight Temple
    SylenThunder - Twilight Temple Posts: 7,908
    edited February 2015
    zietto wrote: »
    Title says everything.
    Sweetiebot, wheat's the server status?
    Maybe if you could type basic English you could get an answer from an automated bot.

    SweetieBot can you report server status?


    Also, playing on Raging Tike without an issue. In-game (round trip) ping is about 78ms.


    You have to actually type the words correctly if you want a robot to understand you.

    Like this...
    Sweetiebot please analyse me.


    Then you just wait for the response...
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    SylenThunder - Sanctuary wrote: »

    SweetieBot can you report server status?
    Here's the server status:

    West Coast Servers:
    Sanctuary (PVE) (pwigc2.perfectworld.com): ONLINE (Ping: 118ms)
    Heaven's Tear (PVE) (pwigc4.perfectworld.com): ONLINE (Ping: 128ms)
    Lost City (PvP) (pwigc3.perfectworld.com): ONLINE (Ping: 126ms)
    Archosaur (PvE) (pwiwest4.perfectworld.com): ONLINE (Ping: 141ms)

    East Coast Servers:
    Harshlands (PvP) (pwieast1.perfectworld.com): ONLINE (Ping: 85ms)
    Dreamweaver (PvE) (pwieast2.perfectworld.com): ONLINE (Ping: 67ms)
    Raging Tide (PvE) (pwieast3.perfectworld.com): ONLINE (Ping: 77ms)

    European Servers:
    Morai (PvE) (pwieu3.en.perfectworld.eu): ONLINE (Ping: 241ms)
    SylenThunder - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Sweetiebot please analyse me.
    SweetieBot has read your last 52 posts!
    Here's some neat stuff SweetieBot has learned.

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    Last Post Date: 02-08-2015
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