PWI Humor

slapyourgrandma
slapyourgrandma Posts: 107 Arc User
edited February 2015 in General Discussion
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Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency?

Barb: My buddy, he's an assassin, he got attacked and now he is hurt!

Dispatcher: How badly is he hurt?

Barb: Well he's laying on the ground, blood everywhere! I think he is dead!

Dispatcher: Ok sir, you need to calm down and focus...

Barb: OK...what should I do?

Dispatcher: First, make sure he is dead...

Barb: Ok, one second...

*** Dispatcher hears the barb walk over to the assassin and axe him over the head ***

Dispatcher: Sir!!?!

Barb: Ok, I made sure he is dead...whats next?
Raging Tides:

Devestarious:Sage Barb 101/101/100
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  • fantasya310
    fantasya310 Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Precious b:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    my attempt for a decent signature

    - respect -
  • Bellicious - Dreamweaver
    Bellicious - Dreamweaver Posts: 123 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    PWI GM's care about the game and it's players.
  • laiwaisan
    laiwaisan Posts: 1,123 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    b:laugh Look at that cleric trying to use a swordb:chuckle

    Is it me or are Barbs getting fater must be winter?

    I think that veno is a guy oh wait they all are !!!!!
  • fantasya310
    fantasya310 Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    laiwaisan wrote: »
    I think that veno is a guy oh wait they all are !!!!!
    Last time I checked I was not a guy
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    my attempt for a decent signature

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  • Burnificator - Archosaur
    Burnificator - Archosaur Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    OP's joke is just a regular joke retold with PWI characters. 1/10, the original was maybe a 6/10.

    I was expecting a PWI-related punchline. This is the kind of humour that would be actually funny.

    This one is not mine, found it somewhere ages ago:


    The definition of butthurt is when you're in Delta and on wave 3 the cleric says he has no BB.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Wizards - the only pyromaniac class.
  • Valrain - Archosaur
    Valrain - Archosaur Posts: 105 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Okay, it's stupid I know but it's the best I can come up with in the few minutes I have left on my break.

    What do you call a barb who's sitting in the corner?
    Sparky.








    (Cornered Beast gives you two sparks).
    b:avoid
  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    How do you call a barb tanking an instance?
    Obsolete.
    Soon™
    Well, maybe later, semi-retired.
  • Burnificator - Archosaur
    Burnificator - Archosaur Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    How do you call a barb tanking an instance?
    Obsolete.

    This is not a joke, this made me sadb:sad


    When a barb goes "ssssssssssss", run.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Wizards - the only pyromaniac class.
  • Lolgasmic - Raging Tide
    Lolgasmic - Raging Tide Posts: 1,315 Arc User
    edited February 2015

    This is not a joke, this made me sadb:sad


    When a barb goes "ssssssssssss", run.

    Bahahahaha, when I hold S im looking backwards making sure nothing is being reset and mobs are following me where I want them to.

    On the other hand, if I'm holding W that is when you better run cause baby this train don't stop!b:chuckle

    Too many mobs
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Barbarian 103 - 101 - 101
    Started playing on March 2010
  • Evryn - Morai
    Evryn - Morai Posts: 1,437 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Speaking of obsolete...
    "A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He has left the game exactly when he meant to...
    ... by first becoming Psychic, and having forseen the coming of the Storm..."


    Flowsilver Palace's treasury duals as its kitchen. Frog is an expert at making sushi!
    I'm so P.R.O... I Press Respawn Often.

    Ulsyr 103/103/104 BM. Working on the last R9 part (Axe).
    Khelvan 103/103/103 LA Cler. LA? LA. Deal with it.
    Evryn 103/102/101 Sagely Mystical Myst of Mystiness.
    Gromth 102/102/102 Sage Panda.
    StoneSnake - Snakeshop for everyone's common stones.
  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Heres my pwi joke :0







    Your face.
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