Forum Game: Profession, Task, Blunder

Slivaf - Dreamweaver
Slivaf - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,106 Arc User
edited June 2014 in Off-Topic Discussion
First poster will name a profession, then the next person will give them a task, and say how they 'blundered' up the task.

Example:

First poster:

Profession: Web Designer

Task:

Blunder:

Second poster: (will copy and paste that format filling in the task giving/blunder)

Profession: Web Designer

Task: Design a website for hotdogs, and orange soda.

Blunder: The web designer designs a website for "hot" (as in popular) dogs, and orange soda.

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Anyways, I think you all got the gist of it, have fun with it. :)


Profession: Artist

Task:

Blunder:
Ah, Mistakes are so easily made. ~ laura resnick

What kind of message are you sending when you insult my intelligence? ~ Me ~ 5/29/2015 (Yes it is possible someone said this before just no idea who/where.)
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  • Geckofreak - Sanctuary
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary Posts: 2,280 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Artist,
    Portrait
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  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Profession: Artist
    Task: Paint a portrait of your client
    Blunder: Paint a portrait on your client.

    Next up,
    Profession: Automotive Mechanic
    Task:
    Blunder:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Weekly Japanese/English bilingual webcomic
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  • krisnda
    krisnda Posts: 4,655 Community Moderator
    edited March 2014
    Profession: Automotive Mechanic
    Task: Peform an oil change
    Blunder: Replace it with cooking oil instead.

    Next up,
    Profession: Computer Repair Technician
    Task:
    Blunder:
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  • Geckofreak - Sanctuary
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary Posts: 2,280 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Profession: Computer Repair Technician
    Task: Replace Faulty Hard drive
    Blunder: Downloads virus's while watching inappropriate materials on his clients computer in an effort to hide it from his wife.





    This so far doesn't seem like the best forum game. I miss my adjective game, that produced some funny results
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Zanryu - Lothranis
    Zanryu - Lothranis Posts: 1,998 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Profession: Computer Repair Technician
    Task: Replace Faulty Hard drive
    Blunder: Downloads virus's while watching inappropriate materials on his clients computer in an effort to hide it from his wife.





    This so far doesn't seem like the best forum game. I miss my adjective game, that produced some funny results

    It lacks any real entertainment value. At best it offers semi decent plays on words, but that's about it honestly.
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  • Slivaf - Dreamweaver
    Slivaf - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,106 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    @ Zanryu/Gecko, it really wasn't my intention to make the best forum game, it was however indeed meant to be at the very least an somewhat entertaining way to pass the time while your browsing the forums/waiting for a reset... aka free time filler... so to speak.

    P.S: It doesn't even have to be a 'real' profession, as long as its fairly clear what you mean by the profession, if you have too/feel the need to explain it you can. :$

    Now to try... to get it back on topic... in the off topic section. :$ The irony /o\.

    Profession: Secret Keeper

    Task:

    Blunder:
    Ah, Mistakes are so easily made. ~ laura resnick

    What kind of message are you sending when you insult my intelligence? ~ Me ~ 5/29/2015 (Yes it is possible someone said this before just no idea who/where.)
  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Profession: Secret Keeper

    Task: Takes his greatest secret to the grave with him

    Blunder: His gravestone bore the inscription "He never actually liked peanut butter."


    ___________



    Profession: Makeup Artist

    Task:

    Blunder:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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  • Slivaf - Dreamweaver
    Slivaf - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,106 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Profession: Makeup Artist

    Task: Design a Zombie mask for Halloween.

    Blunder: Does it for a male Zombie instead of for a female.

    Profession: Tooth Fairy

    Task:

    Blunder:
    Ah, Mistakes are so easily made. ~ laura resnick

    What kind of message are you sending when you insult my intelligence? ~ Me ~ 5/29/2015 (Yes it is possible someone said this before just no idea who/where.)
  • Sparafucile - Harshlands
    Sparafucile - Harshlands Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Slivaf - Dreamweaver wrote: »

    Profession: Tooth Fairy


    Task: Collect children's teeth

    Blunder: Unfortunate combination of impatience and pliers ownership

    Profession: Game Developer
    I have Luke Skywalker on a wibble-wobble; your argument is invalid
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
    Don't call me a care bear; I don't care whether you can bear me or not

    Sparafucile: SweetieBot, pple is NOT a word
    SweetieBot: Your face is not a word
  • Sparafucile - Harshlands
    Sparafucile - Harshlands Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    fmob... you lazy buggers

    Profession: Game Developer

    Task: Develop games to keep people happy and entertained

    Blunder: Joined wanmei >.>
    I have Luke Skywalker on a wibble-wobble; your argument is invalid
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
    Don't call me a care bear; I don't care whether you can bear me or not

    Sparafucile: SweetieBot, pple is NOT a word
    SweetieBot: Your face is not a word
  • TrollFarmer - Harshlands
    TrollFarmer - Harshlands Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    you forgot to post a new profession and task
    don't make me farm you
  • Sparafucile - Harshlands
    Sparafucile - Harshlands Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    My apologies TF :P

    Profession: Banker

    Task: Keep money safe for customers
    I have Luke Skywalker on a wibble-wobble; your argument is invalid
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
    Don't call me a care bear; I don't care whether you can bear me or not

    Sparafucile: SweetieBot, pple is NOT a word
    SweetieBot: Your face is not a word
  • TrollFarmer - Harshlands
    TrollFarmer - Harshlands Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    profession: banker

    task: keep people's money safe

    blunder: believe keynesian macroeconomic theory




    profession: politician

    task: represent your constituents
    don't make me farm you
  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited May 2014
    profession: politician
    task: represent your constituents
    blunder: get caught dating your intern

    Profession: Professional Wrestler
    task: taking your foot, turning it sideways, and sticking it up some candy behinds

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  • Sparafucile - Harshlands
    Sparafucile - Harshlands Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    oVenusArmanio wrote: »


    Profession: Professional Wrestler
    task: taking your foot, turning it sideways, and sticking it up some candy behinds

    Blunder: Believing the guy that told you wrestling is real!



    Profession: Ice Cream seller

    Task: Provide dairy based refreshments for the public
    I have Luke Skywalker on a wibble-wobble; your argument is invalid
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
    Don't call me a care bear; I don't care whether you can bear me or not

    Sparafucile: SweetieBot, pple is NOT a word
    SweetieBot: Your face is not a word
  • TrollFarmer - Harshlands
    TrollFarmer - Harshlands Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Sparafucile - Harshlands wrote: »
    Profession: Ice Cream seller

    Task: Provide dairy based refreshments for the public

    blunder: failing to extract the milk from the cow prior to processing. longhorn smoothie anyone?



    profession: broadcaster

    task: inform, educate, entertain the public
    don't make me farm you

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