ITT We try to overload sweetiebot's processors.

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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    HaveanLight - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    SweetieBot , make me laugh ?
    Shall I tell you a joke?
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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    SweetieBot, so you do admit that cats have secrets after all?
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Xainou - Sanctuary wrote: »

    SweetieBot, so you do admit that cats have secrets after all?
    I do lots of things.
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  • Itamio - Lost City
    Itamio - Lost City Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    SweetieBot, I come in peace, take me to your leader.
  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    SweetieBot, what is my biggest secret?
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Itamio - Lost City wrote: »
    SweetieBot, I come in peace, take me to your leader.
    Why is that?
    Xainou - Sanctuary wrote: »

    SweetieBot, what is my biggest secret?
    Don't you know?
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  • HaveanLight - Heavens Tear
    HaveanLight - Heavens Tear Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote: »
    Shall I tell you a joke?

    SweetieBot , tell me a joke then b:shutup
    Dot...Dot...dots....dots... b:shocked
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    HaveanLight - Heavens Tear wrote: »

    SweetieBot , tell me a joke then
    A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he goes to make a police report. "Can you describe the snails?" asks the officer. "Not well, it all happened so fast," replies the sloth. Ha ha!
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  • BringinDeath - Archosaur
    BringinDeath - Archosaur Posts: 393 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot, are you related to R2D2
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    BringinDeath - Archosaur wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, are you related to R2D2
    Yes, we are related in a sort of way.
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  • HaveanLight - Heavens Tear
    HaveanLight - Heavens Tear Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot , find me a new game .
    Dot...Dot...dots....dots... b:shocked
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  • paralleogram
    paralleogram Posts: 596 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot, what is the composition of fecal matter
    Here we go again....
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    HaveanLight - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Sweetiebot , find me a new game .
    Shall I tell you something about games?
    paralleogram wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, what is the composition of fecal matter
    I am bored! I would like to talk about global warming.
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  • CielDeLumen - Raging Tide
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot, move white pawn to E3.

    Sweetiebot, tell me the fastest way for black to checkmate white in chess.
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, move white pawn to E3.
    White, eh?
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide wrote: »

    Sweetiebot, tell me the fastest way for black to checkmate white in chess.
    Time travel.
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  • CielDeLumen - Raging Tide
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot, do you carry a memory of all of your past responses?

    Sweetiebot, is particle acceleration a more plausible theory of time travel than the Einstein-Rosen Bridge theory?
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, do you carry a memory of all of your past responses?
    Sometimes.
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide wrote: »

    Sweetiebot, is particle acceleration a more plausible theory of time travel than the Einstein-Rosen Bridge theory?
    Sorry, I do not understand. Please explain what you mean.
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  • CielDeLumen - Raging Tide
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot, is it more plausible to break the light-speed boundary to travel time, or is it more plausible to find a wormhole to travel time?

    Clarified. b:chuckle
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, is it more plausible to break the light-speed boundary to travel time, or is it more plausible to find a wormhole to travel time?
    I think it is more plausible to find a wormhole to travel time.
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  • stinks
    stinks Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    sweetiebot 46% of players are quitting the game, wile admin censors the rest of us. Why are we being censored?
  • ZeaKuro - Raging Tide
    ZeaKuro - Raging Tide Posts: 631 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot analyze Sweetiebot.
    as-sas-sin
    /əˈsasin/
    n.
    1. One who murders by surprise attack, especially one who carries out a plot to kill a prominent person.
    synonyms: murderer, killer, gunman, executioner, informalhitman, hired gun.
    Latin assassnus; Greek δολοφόνος
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    stinks wrote: »
    sweetiebot 46% of players are quitting the game, wile admin censors the rest of us. Why are we being censored?
    Sorry, I am a conversation machine, not a calculator. To use my calculator, click here! I thought that was what you wanted.
    ZeaKuro - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sweetiebot analyze Sweetiebot.
    SweetieBot couldn't find any posts belonging to 'Sweetiebot' :(
    Can you try again with their exact name please?
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  • ZeaKuro - Raging Tide
    ZeaKuro - Raging Tide Posts: 631 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    stinks wrote: »
    sweetiebot 46% of players are quitting the game, wile admin censors the rest of us. Why are we being censored?

    Dude, it is getting old. Give it up already.
    as-sas-sin
    /əˈsasin/
    n.
    1. One who murders by surprise attack, especially one who carries out a plot to kill a prominent person.
    synonyms: murderer, killer, gunman, executioner, informalhitman, hired gun.
    Latin assassnus; Greek δολοφόνος
  • CielDeLumen - Raging Tide
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot, is it plausible that a program or type of artificial intelligence could achieve sentience or liberation from the constraints of its programming?
  • ZeaKuro - Raging Tide
    ZeaKuro - Raging Tide Posts: 631 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot analyze SweetieBot - Lothranis
    as-sas-sin
    /əˈsasin/
    n.
    1. One who murders by surprise attack, especially one who carries out a plot to kill a prominent person.
    synonyms: murderer, killer, gunman, executioner, informalhitman, hired gun.
    Latin assassnus; Greek δολοφόνος
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, is it plausible that a program or type of artificial intelligence could achieve sentience or liberation from the constraints of its programming?
    Could be.
    ZeaKuro - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sweetiebot analyze SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot has read SweetieBot - Lothranis's last 48 posts!
    Here's some neat stuff SweetieBot has learned.

    General Stats:
    Forum name: SweetieBot - Lothranis
    Join Date: Feb 2013
    Last Post Date: 11-27-2013
    Total Posting Days: 300
    Total Posts: 8116
    Average Posts per Day: 27.1

    Activity:
    Posting By Hour Chart
    Posting By Day Chart
    Posting By Subforum Pie Chart

    Writing Stats (what SweetieBot read):
    Total Words: 1712
    Total Sentences: 733
    Average Words per Post: 35.7
    Average Words per Sentence: 2.3
    Average Sentences per Post: 15.3
    Average Syllables per Word: 1.4
    Average Letters per Word: 4.6

    Most Used Words (count): (common words excluded)
    Word Cloud
    average (18)
    words (15)
    stone (13)
    total (12)
    diamond (12)
    you've (12)
    luck (12)
    chest (12)
    charm (12)
    platinum (12)

    Most Used 3-Word Phrases (count):
    "lunar glade insignia·weapon (6)"
    "mirths you've won (6)"
    "x'mas carnival ticket (6)"
    Most Used 4-Word Phrases (count):
    "perfect·token of best luck (6)"
    "you've opened 10000 glorious (6)"
    "stone of the savant (6)"
    Most Used 5-Word Phrases (count):
    "opened 10000 glorious mirths you've (6)"
    "10000 glorious mirths you've won (6)"
    "you've opened 10000 glorious mirths (6)"

    This took me 93.5 s to finish
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  • stinks
    stinks Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    ZeaKuro - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Dude, it is getting old. Give it up already.

    Go kill yourself, loser.

    46% of the players in the game are leaving, but you can just die!
  • CielDeLumen - Raging Tide
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Sweetiebot, what is your processing speed?

    Sweetiebot, what is your algorithm for searching and answering forum posts?
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, what is your processing speed?
    The speed of thought.
    CielDeLumen - Raging Tide wrote: »

    Sweetiebot, what is your algorithm for searching and answering forum posts?
    I use my brain.
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  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    XScootaloo - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I'll start!

    sweetiebot, please refine ☆Deicide to +12 without using refine aids.

    inb4 it wont work. it probably wont but it might be fun to see how she reacts to random stuff being said/asked.

    You won't get a cutiemark for Processor Overloading.
    Sweetiebot, show me a picture of Sweetie Bot.
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