Pan Gu kills a puppy everytime..

MagikStar - Dreamweaver

Some of you may know this kind of posts , funny jokes about fail psychic moves . Ill start

Pan Gu kills a puppy everytime a psychic..

...uses earth vector just after target got stunned by soul of stunning
...uses soulburn on a seeker
...doesn't use retalation because "its useless"
Now its your turn b:chuckle

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver

what's really wrong with soulburn on seeker? b:puzzled

Apostasy - Raging Tide

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver wrote: »

what's really wrong with soulburn on seeker? b:puzzled

Soulburn on a seeker is actually fine in tw/nw... as long as that seeker is not focused on YOU. Otherwise (in case you are serious and not just trollin), seekers can throw YOUR soulburn back onto YOU. Now, telekinesis on the other hand b:chuckle

Walpurga - Dreamweaver

Seeker can throw it onto another of your faction members.

Apostasy - Raging Tide

Walpurga - Dreamweaver wrote: »

Seeker can throw it onto another of your faction members.

But it still is not back to YOU in those instances b:scorn b:mischievous b:sin

Walpurga - Dreamweaver

Still hurts your fac. Throw it onto some pve geared sin lol

Apostasy - Raging Tide

Walpurga - Dreamweaver wrote: »

Still hurts your fac. Throw it onto some pve geared sin lol

Nah... such sins even in nw kill themselves... why waste the spark? b:mischievous

Sakubatou - Sanctuary

...a sage psychic uses SoV instead of the barb on themselves then Q.q about aggro.
... a psychic uses Soul of Silence in Metal, or really any zhenning situation.
... a psychic uses knockback to push mobs away from a squad. Bonus puppies if mobs switch to magic attacks on the barb. Bonus puppies if mobs spread out entire squad's aoes no longer hit half the mobs. Bonus puppies if melees have to go outside the bb range to kill knockbacked/silenced mobs. Double score if this causes melees to die.
... a psychic purifies with Bubble of Life 2 seconds after their weapon purify procs.



...a sin kills themselves on a stunned, completely helpless, non-attacking psychic just from SoV damage.

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver

hm, interesting sage/demon qpq has 30sec cd, I thought that it was still 60sec.
still, it's a fairly large window of opportunity and I'd rather have them reflect a soulburn and then hit them with a better debuff (e.g. HF in TW)

DionDagger - Dreamweaver

Sakubatou - Sanctuary wrote: »

...a sage psychic uses SoV instead of the barb on themselves then Q.q about aggro.
... a psychic uses Soul of Silence in Metal, or really any zhenning situation.
... a psychic uses knockback to push mobs away from a squad. Bonus puppies if mobs switch to magic attacks on the barb. Bonus puppies if mobs spread out entire squad's aoes no longer hit half the mobs. Bonus puppies if melees have to go outside the bb range to kill knockbacked/silenced mobs. Double score if this causes melees to die.
... a psychic purifies with Bubble of Life 2 seconds after their weapon purify procs.



...a sin kills themselves on a stunned, completely helpless, non-attacking psychic just from SoV damage.

I'm sorry mate but I thought this was extemely funny, I'm having a row.


...Uses psy's will only to be stunned by a sin or archer through it.
...Uses Earth vector on a pull before the barb can aoe, then QQ's about aggro.
...Pulls a WS pav in BV.
...Sits around in PK mode in BV, then QQ about sins killing them. Bonus puppies If the sin wasn't killing them from stealth.
...Never learned Summon at lv101+.
...Never uses diminished vigor on bosses with a self heal or catabarbs.
...Never uses empowered vigor on their clerics.
...Tries to tank Snake or Cannon in BV
...Doesn't Bubble purify when sage if the squad is sealed but they arent; in TW >.>.
...Tries to cast stone smasher while under psy's will only to get stunned or one shot by your friendly neighborhood caster.

ApocaIypto - Dreamweaver

DionDagger - Dreamweaver wrote: »

I'm sorry mate but I thought this was extemely funny, I'm having a row.

...Never learned Summon at lv101+.

why is that a must? adds nothing to fights or to boost allies

...Tries to tank Snake or Cannon in BV

can do it easy o.o

yellow

Zsw - Dreamweaver

DionDagger - Dreamweaver wrote: »

...Uses psy's will only to be stunned by a sin or archer through it.

Hmmmm
Is it fail on the sin's part to stun right after psy will, or fail on the psy's part for not predicting the stun?

Walpurga - Dreamweaver

DionDagger - Dreamweaver wrote: »

...Tries to tank Snake or Cannon in BV

For snake, http://pwcalc.com/8691a22a028b3754 Omalley's ftw?

for Cannon, why is the psy tanking lol

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver

DionDagger - Dreamweaver wrote: »

...Sits around in PK mode in BV, then QQ about sins killing them. Bonus puppies If the sin wasn't killing them from stealth.
b:chuckle
...Never learned Summon at lv101+.
well if he is r9rr+12 ok. but i'm not paying 5m+ to be a glorified teleport
...Never uses diminished vigor on bosses with a self heal or catabarbs.
...Never uses empowered vigor on their clerics.
why would I use e.vigor on cleric?
...Tries to tank Snake or Cannon in BV

snake is a piece of cake in black+jones+a few gear parts missing XD
cannon hurts but if you are r9rr+ it's not really an issue.
I'd generalise it as: if tank dies he doesnt keep the boss while cleric resses etc.
white voodoo + expel + psy will + spirit phalanx + an IG can keep you alive for a lot of time.

Unholly - Morai

DionDagger - Dreamweaver wrote: »

I'm sorry mate but I thought this was extemely funny, I'm having a row.


...Uses psy's will only to be stunned by a sin or archer through it.

Unless im mistaken barbs, bms, seekers and basically every class with a stun can stun though will. Will is a survival skill not an anti stun, what would be bad on the psys part would be them miss judging when to will and getting stunned and killed before they can get it off.

...Tries to cast stone smasher while under psy's will only to get stunned or one shot by your friendly neighborhood caster.

If a psy even in BV is getting one hit by a magical attack isnt that more of a gear issue rather than a skill issue?

...Full +12 psy on morai used to soul burn as soon as SoSt proced on someone. By the time the stun was gone so was the burn. I have a feeling lots of puppies lost their lives over this D;

Also!!!! This pangu sounds like a pretty nasty fellow sacrificing puppies, kittens and other small fluffy creatures all over our forums whilst wraiths stalk our lands! Its a conspiracy i tell you, he is trying to wipe out all races! Please stand with me to topple this evil tyrant before it is too late!

THE REVOLUTION HAS STARTED PANGU! Be afraid, be very afraid.

Longknife - Harshlands

Stunning yourself on SoR when initially engaging the Psy is a big no-no in my books, and a sign you should probably log off.

Not utilizing DoTs, Disturb Soul and the Vigors properly is another common mistake (DoTs and Disturb often get forgotten, Vigors not used frequently enough).

Considering White voodoo the "primary" voodoo (AKA the one you should spend the vast majority of your time in) is the biggest sin of all, imo. Unfortunately, Harshlands has a surplus of such Psychics that seem to think they've "won" as long as they don't die, completely allergic to damage and afraid to leave white unless they have an IG ready. Ironically, many of these same Psys can't figure out what Psy will is, let alone BoL + Expel.



Also, casting Red Tide. At this point I'm convinced that seeing Red Tide cast doesn't actually mean that the Psy is legit that stupid to think it's worth using, but rather that they're trolling and saying "you're so bad I can use Red Tide and still win." It's THAT bad that I can't imagine someone being dumb enough to use it with serious intentions, but I've used it myself as a taunt.

Apostasy - Raging Tide wrote: »

Soulburn on a seeker is actually fine in tw/nw... as long as that seeker is not focused on YOU. Otherwise (in case you are serious and not just trollin), seekers can throw YOUR soulburn back onto YOU. Now, telekinesis on the other hand b:chuckle

Pan Gu kills a kitten every time Apostasy posts.

Seriously, they can move it to an ally of yours and Soulburn damage is based on physical resistance, meaning soulburn is most useful on herpderpers (Sins, fist BMs seem extinct now) or a caster class that you want to stop casting entirely (clerics, mystics, but that's not to say it's not useful here and there on other casters, save for veno). You're casting it on perhaps -THE- worst class you could possibly be casting it on, given that Seekers are the only ones that can remove it (let alone by moving it to an ally of yours), they take absolute minimal damage from it per tick AND they've got incredibly infrequent ticks since they cast so slow.

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver

Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »

Seriously, they can move it to an ally of yours and Soulburn damage is based on physical resistance, meaning soulburn is most useful on herpderpers (Sins, fist BMs seem extinct now) or a caster class that you want to stop casting entirely (clerics, mystics, but that's not to say it's not useful here and there on other casters, save for veno). You're casting it on perhaps -THE- worst class you could possibly be casting it on, given that Seekers are the only ones that can remove it (let alone by moving it to an ally of yours), they take absolute minimal damage from it per tick AND they've got incredibly infrequent ticks since they cast so slow.

while I agree with cast frequency (still better than a IHing cleric typically), pdef and them getting rid of it, wouldn't soulburn bypass their def lvl buff thus bypassing /some/ of their defences? (not really suggesting that you should spam SB on seekers, mostly playing devil's advocate here)

Longknife - Harshlands

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver wrote: »

while I agree with cast frequency (still better than a IHing cleric typically), pdef and them getting rid of it, wouldn't soulburn bypass their def lvl buff thus bypassing /some/ of their defences? (not really suggesting that you should spam SB on seekers, mostly playing devil's advocate here)

It's just not good damage whatsoever. TBH the only excuse I could think of for using it on a seeker is to tease QPQ out of him in a 1v1, probably in the sense that he'd expect it to hurt you bad, but when a seeker transfers DoTs or spells, it transfers damage based on THEIR defenses, so you'd see a soulburn that might tick a Psy for ~4ks only ticking you for ~2ks because it's based on the Seeker's stats. Really though, you shouldn't need DoTs for a seeker period, and Telekinesis can't be QPQ'ed for some reason so it already serves that purpose. And of course, the whole plan falls apart the moment a seeker realizes Soulburn on them is BASICALLY a bluff. Soulburn only hurts targets that attack frequently, spam heal (can cancel out heals), or otherwise have low pdef OR little method to avoid the ticks (wizard often falls into that last category).



Side note? Getting a seeker to get naked so they take massive DoT damage, quickly tossing both and Soulburn on them and having them QPQ a geared player is the funniest **** ever and the best way to **** around when you're bored. 3k ticks from DoTs out of nowhere and a soulburn tick if they try to purify it.

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver

Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »

but when a seeker transfers DoTs or spells, it transfers damage based on THEIR defenses

wait wait wait that's some interesting stuff right there o:
so, when I cast a DoT, lets say takes base mattack as wood dmg every 3sec for 15 sec, my mattack is 10k and seeker has a 50% wood reduction:

1. DoT gets translated to 10k/2 = 5k dmg every 3sec for 15sec
2. the DoT debuff gets on seeker
3. lets say that seeker takes a tick and qpq
4. DoT debuff gets to the target and reads "takes 5k dmg every 3sec for 12sec"

interesting interesting.... so I'm seeing two strategies:
1. SB bluff
Cast SB with a +0 weapon, watch seeker waste his QPQ to reflect the weakest SB in existance

2. Naked Seeker Trap
Seeker removes all gear while psy channels SB, then reflects in back for utlra mega dmg (risking getting one-shotted).


well, pretty situational at best.

DarkSkiesx - Dreamweaver

WoG will surge qs gtfo my way **** b:cute

Longknife - Harshlands

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver wrote: »

wait wait wait that's some interesting stuff right there o:
so, when I cast a DoT, lets say takes base mattack as wood dmg every 3sec for 15 sec, my mattack is 10k and seeker has a 50% wood reduction:

1. DoT gets translated to 10k/2 = 5k dmg every 3sec for 15sec
2. the DoT debuff gets on seeker
3. lets say that seeker takes a tick and qpq
4. DoT debuff gets to the target and reads "takes 5k dmg every 3sec for 12sec"

interesting interesting.... so I'm seeing two strategies:
1. SB bluff
Cast SB with a +0 weapon, watch seeker waste his QPQ to reflect the weakest SB in existance

2. Naked Seeker Trap
Seeker removes all gear while psy channels SB, then reflects in back for utlra mega dmg (risking getting one-shotted).


well, pretty situational at best.

It's not practical really, since yeah you can't DoT an allied Seeker in NW or TW, and it's highly unlikely anyone would use a DoT on a seeker to begin with.

As I said, it's mostly for dicking around and catching people completely off-guard.

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver

Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »

It's not practical really, since yeah you can't DoT an allied Seeker in NW or TW, and it's highly unlikely anyone would use a DoT on a seeker to begin with.

As I said, it's mostly for dicking around and catching people completely off-guard.

oh yeah. hm, now I wonder if you can QPQ dots on immune to damage mobs

Longknife - Harshlands

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver wrote: »

oh yeah. hm, now I wonder if you can QPQ dots on immune to damage mobs

Can't recall if I tested that...

coryalis

Pan Gu kills a puppy everytime a fail psychic try to be pro on the forum, thanks thats all.

DionDagger - Dreamweaver

ApocaIypto - Dreamweaver wrote: »

yellow

Morai skill for psy's is cheap, so why not? Although i should not have put that one, but its too late now.

And I've seen too many average geared Psy's that can tank in WV not be able to tank in BV.

Zsw - Dreamweaver wrote: »

Hmmmm
Is it fail on the sin's part to stun right after psy will, or fail on the psy's part for not predicting the stun?

I have a r8 wep w/ elemental gems so I can stun through it if I catch the animation. Normally people have this nasty assumption sins never use elemental attacks, dunno why, but people are suprised when I pop them with a Condensed thorn or Toxic torrent.

Walpurga - Dreamweaver wrote: »

For snake, http://pwcalc.com/8691a22a028b3754 Omalley's ftw?

for Cannon, why is the psy tanking lol

+11 wep. +5 geared psy. >.<

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver wrote: »

snake is a piece of cake in black+jones+a few gear parts missing XD
cannon hurts but if you are r9rr+ it's not really an issue.
I'd generalise it as: if tank dies he doesnt keep the boss while cleric resses etc.
white voodoo + expel + psy will + spirit phalanx + an IG can keep you alive for a lot of time.

As for E. Vigor. You don't always have a well geared cleric, E. Vigor allows them to survive a bit better, especially in aoe situations.

Unholly - Morai wrote: »

Unless im mistaken barbs, bms, seekers and basically every class with a stun can stun though will. Will is a survival skill not an anti stun, what would be bad on the psys part would be them miss judging when to will and getting stunned and killed before they can get it off.

That was the whole point >.>. The Psy using the skill as an anti-CC, rather than a survival skill (yes I've seen it happen).

Unholly - Morai wrote: »

If a psy even in BV is getting one hit by a magical attack isnt that more of a gear issue rather than a skill issue?

I know a few wizards that take advantage of the psy using will, to set up sutra combo. Especially in TW where a sin is on top of them, but they completely forget about other enemies.

DionDagger - Dreamweaver

Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »

It's not practical really, since yeah you can't DoT an allied Seeker in NW or TW, and it's highly unlikely anyone would use a DoT on a seeker to begin with.

As I said, it's mostly for dicking around and catching people completely off-guard.

Maybe a thunderball or sandtrap? Idk.

ApocaIypto - Dreamweaver

summon is being sold around 15M, why is that a fail to not have it? when the skill is useless in fight?

E.Vigor ally cleric can be fail if his gears are average. i would rather keep the cd to D.Vigor a cata barb or hax ennemy DD. or use E.Vigor on my fellow R9+12 archer so he can pew pew longer.

DionDagger - Dreamweaver

ApocaIypto - Dreamweaver wrote: »

summon is being sold around 15M, why is that a fail to not have it? when the skill is useless in fight?

E.Vigor ally cleric can be fail if his gears are average. i would rather keep the cd to D.Vigor a cata barb or hax ennemy DD. or use E.Vigor on my fellow R9+12 archer so he can pew pew longer.

Summon used to be sold at around 4-5m mate.

ApocaIypto - Dreamweaver

even for 5M. how is that a fail. would u call clerics fail if they dont learn the flying mastery? no impact in fights. why is it that usefull? because ppl lazy to tp? lol

DionDagger - Dreamweaver

ApocaIypto - Dreamweaver wrote: »

even for 5M. how is that a fail. would u call clerics fail if they dont learn the flying mastery? no impact in fights. why is it that usefull? because ppl lazy to tp? lol

*cough* I love it for pk applications on my psy. But I already stated i should have left that one out. Doesn't make sense, but it's w/e. You don't have to get why.

Colum - Raging Tide

Every time a psy throws AOE at the mobs I'm starting to AoE in delta as a barb before bringing em back to squad. Mobs aggro on psy and kill him, then scatternng around b:surrender