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DarkEvion - Harshlands
DarkEvion - Harshlands Posts: 100 Arc User
edited August 2013 in Off-Topic Discussion
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Now you're stuck! Quick a lvl 101 Assassin with G16+10 pops out to aps you! What do you do! (Post a random herp a derp response o-o and create a new scenerio.
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  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    DarkEvion - Harshlands wrote: »
    Now you're stuck! Quick a lvl 101 Assassin with G16+10 pops out to aps you! What do you do! (Post a random herp a derp response o-o and create a new scenerio.

    Laugh at him, run circles around him, then two shot that **** right where it hurts >:D!

    You're going on an adventure to the bottom of the map and you unexpectedly come across one MASSIVE world boss! wait, it's not just one, it's THREE! (and they're all staring at you like they want to eat you right up...) What do you do?!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • Shardik - Lost City
    Shardik - Lost City Posts: 625 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    I'll do what any sane person do.

    Quickly! cut to the chase!! squat like an imbecile and quack like a duck! HERP DERP.

    You're going on an Relaxing MOTHERGLUBBING fly. Suddenly, a flying DarkEvion appears! he/She looks like he/she wants a few teddy bears!!b:shocked

    WHAT DO YOU DO!??
  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Shardik - Lost City wrote: »
    I'll do what any sane person do.

    Quickly! cut to the chase!! squat like an imbecile and quack like a duck! HERP DERP.

    You're going on an Relaxing MOTHERGLUBBING fly. Suddenly, a flying DarkEvion appears! he/She looks like he/she wants a few teddy bears!!b:shocked

    WHAT DO YOU DO!??

    Give it my soul instead of teddy bears because I couldn't possibly give up mine, and turn into a zombie that roams the far lands of PWI eating children.

    You are strolling in a field when a baby troll like monster runs up and starts calling you 'Mummy!'
    What do you do?!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver
    PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,507 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    you mean that that nub din't even stun me? psy will > aqua cannon > dead fish
    you only purge once #yopo
  • Viktorian - Archosaur
    Viktorian - Archosaur Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    i hug the monster and call it kid

    ur surrounded by 100 zheiis all wanting to love u. Wat do u do???
    Servers: Archosaur(PvE US West) and Harshlands (PvP US East)
    Chars: Viktorian(100 2Rb Celestial Demon BM) PurpleHealz (100 Celestial Sage Cleric) DagsAway (95 Assassin)
    [SIGPIC][/Sigpic]
  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Viktorian - Archosaur wrote: »
    i hug the monster and call it kid

    ur surrounded by 100 zheiis all wanting to love u. Wat do u do???

    Have an Orgy with myself! :D!

    You're stuck in a desert without water and your worst enemy flies past and takes pity on you- dropping down to offer you a ride, on his giant purple HORRENDOUS flying dolphin,
    What do you do?!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • Viktorian - Archosaur
    Viktorian - Archosaur Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    i tell gat to gtfo
    jkjk
    i wonder how a dolphin is flying outside water
    Servers: Archosaur(PvE US West) and Harshlands (PvP US East)
    Chars: Viktorian(100 2Rb Celestial Demon BM) PurpleHealz (100 Celestial Sage Cleric) DagsAway (95 Assassin)
    [SIGPIC][/Sigpic]
  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Viktorian - Archosaur wrote: »
    i tell gat to gtfo
    jkjk
    i wonder how a dolphin is flying outside water

    You wouldn't wonder if a dolphin was flying inside water? o_o;

    Also you didn't give the next scenario D;
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • Tide_Surfer - Archosaur
    Tide_Surfer - Archosaur Posts: 1,261 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    I die.
    On an unrelated subject, I haven't posted in a realllllllllly long time.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Tide_Surfer: "I feel SPESHALL *says like a lil kid*"
    Veneir: "Seashell? :3"
    Tide_Surfer: "Yes Veny, yes. A speshall seashell."
  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    qq I like this thread- stop ruining it guys D:!

    Here is the next scenario:
    You realize you're being stalked on your way home from fighting wraiths one day, you have no clue who or what is stalking you;
    What do you do?!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • Zsw - Dreamweaver
    Zsw - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,087 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Hmm, well, since I'm the best sin on the server, there is nothing I need to do. jk, I suck at sin.

    Fortify > Ironguard > Town Portal. Works every time.



    You're abducted by Mystics. They use Bramble Tornado to play soccer with your body. What do you do?!
    Zsw -104 Sage Assassin
    TehZsw - 100 Demon Archer


    All Luck No Skillz PvPer: youtube.com/user/zsw007
  • Slivaf - Dreamweaver
    Slivaf - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,106 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Zsw - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Hmm, well, since I'm the best sin on the server, there is nothing I need to do. jk, I suck at sin.

    Fortify > Ironguard > Town Portal. Works every time.



    You're abducted by Mystics. They use Bramble Tornado to play soccer with your body. What do you do?!

    I start rolling around saying "WEE I am a soccer ball" I scored! b:sin

    A bm is stunning you, but isn't killing you, what do you do?
    Ah, Mistakes are so easily made. ~ laura resnick

    What kind of message are you sending when you insult my intelligence? ~ Me ~ 5/29/2015 (Yes it is possible someone said this before just no idea who/where.)
  • Viktorian - Archosaur
    Viktorian - Archosaur Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    i use a vacuity powder and laugh my *** off if he doesnt notice

    OH NO
    Zheii finally figured out where u live and shes coming to visit bringing her stripper friends. wat do u do?????



    quick disclaimer before she decides to permaKOS me
    i have no clue how she has stripper friends
    Servers: Archosaur(PvE US West) and Harshlands (PvP US East)
    Chars: Viktorian(100 2Rb Celestial Demon BM) PurpleHealz (100 Celestial Sage Cleric) DagsAway (95 Assassin)
    [SIGPIC][/Sigpic]
  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    >__>
    Party with myself and once again have an orgy- this time including all my stripper friends <_<'

    You've just killed Viktorian and he's won't FREAKING STOP BLEEDING EVERYWHERE (SO ANNOYING)
    What do you do?!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • DarkSkiesx - Dreamweaver
    DarkSkiesx - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,355 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    I use the epic new archer skill 'BloodVacuum' all gone!

    You're on your way back from BH when you come across an old white wizard who shouts 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!' As you try to run past the wizard uses tactical reversion and puts you back where you were!

    What do you do?
    DarkSkiesx - Demon Archer
    mypers.pw/1.7/#114350

    DarkSeasx - Sage Assassin
    mypers.pw/1.7/#136481

    youtube.com/darkskiesx
    Tempest-dw.shivtr.com
  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    DarkSkiesx - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I use the epic new archer skill 'BloodVacuum' all gone!

    You're on your way back from BH when you come across an old white wizard who shouts 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!' As you try to run past the wizard uses tactical reversion and puts you back where you were!

    What do you do?

    I walk up to him, bow to him, say; "Well played sir" Then pants the fcker and run run runnnn!!!

    You are stuck in a cave, with no light, no food and no water, your only companion is a small squirrel.
    What do you do?!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Queen of Silly, circa 2014, as conferred by the late great Proski Wallace.
  • Oliiander - Lost City
    Oliiander - Lost City Posts: 393 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Roll around the cave with the squirrel and become best friends during our dying moments!

    You have for whatever reason, decided to pull the entire water path in WS, but overshot and ran to give the boss a big friendly hug. The boss rejects your loving gesture. What now? D;
    My squishiness is (Usually) unrivaled.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Finally decided to give Olii her own banner.b:chuckle
  • Slivaf - Dreamweaver
    Slivaf - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,106 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Oliiander - Lost City wrote: »
    Roll around the cave with the squirrel and become best friends during our dying moments!

    You have for whatever reason, decided to pull the entire water path in WS, but overshot and ran to give the boss a big friendly hug. The boss rejects your loving gesture. What now? D;

    I hightail it off of the side... saying 'life is too short for this @#$T' RAWR!

    A barb starts playing with a ball of yarn in the middle of a boss fight. What do you do?
    Ah, Mistakes are so easily made. ~ laura resnick

    What kind of message are you sending when you insult my intelligence? ~ Me ~ 5/29/2015 (Yes it is possible someone said this before just no idea who/where.)
  • DarkEvion - Harshlands
    DarkEvion - Harshlands Posts: 100 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    ((Wow I thought this thread died, lol glad it lived, the idea was good))


    I triple spark leave squad kill the barb, herp derp around and insta die to the boss, selling the yarn to the nearest npc and become kos to the barb.




    You find yourself in a field of tornados' with only one IG and no Dolls to save you! What do you do?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear
    Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Viktorian - Archosaur wrote: »
    i hug the monster and call it kid

    ur surrounded by 100 zheiis all wanting to love u. Wat do u do???

    I begin a 5 year long orgy with all of the sexy ladies b:dirty
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarkEvion - Harshlands
    DarkEvion - Harshlands Posts: 100 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I begin a 5 year long orgy with all of the sexy ladies b:dirty




    Can you not troll this thread, it's a good joke thread as it is, but if you are going to troll at least post a proper response to it. Thank you.





    You find yourself unbuffed infront of the strongest guild in your server! They are all wearing just underwear with sapphire fashion dancing, realizing that you're there they.....     ((Fill in the blank and create a response to it))
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear
    Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    DarkEvion - Harshlands wrote: »


    Can you not troll this thread, it's a good joke thread as it is, but if you are going to troll at least post a proper response to it. Thank you.





    You find yourself unbuffed infront of the strongest guild in your server! They are all wearing just underwear with sapphire fashion dancing, realizing that you're there they.....     ((Fill in the blank and create a response to it))

    Wow you take things too serious. >...>


    they run up to me, try to pants me and give me a sapphire mask. However, I am too cool for school so I wear suspenders. I say GG, hope in my underwear, and join the party. b:victory

    You find yourself in a field of flowers, that turn into man-eating flowers! All you have is a paper clip and some bubble gum, what do you do?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Slivaf - Dreamweaver
    Slivaf - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,106 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    DarkEvion - Harshlands wrote: »
    ((Wow I thought this thread died, lol glad it lived, the idea was good))


    I triple spark leave squad kill the barb, herp derp around and insta die to the boss, selling the yarn to the nearest npc and become kos to the barb.




    You find yourself in a field of tornados' with only one IG and no Dolls to save you! What do you do?

    I throw the ig at the weakest one saying "here you'll need this, you can thank me later" then I kill the rest for thinking they can kill me. Then I turn to the weakest one and say "pat yourself on the back you outlived all the others but sadly its time for you too to pay for trying to kill me... any last words?"

    A gm pops up in front of the boss your killing, and kills you and the boss in one hit... then he res's you on a barb... and gives you a scroll of tome. What do you do with the sot?
    Ah, Mistakes are so easily made. ~ laura resnick

    What kind of message are you sending when you insult my intelligence? ~ Me ~ 5/29/2015 (Yes it is possible someone said this before just no idea who/where.)
  • DarkEvion - Harshlands
    DarkEvion - Harshlands Posts: 100 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    QQ in wc about the tome being half off the cost of my body and the sudden discovery of the ToS having aids, and a half life of 1 month, while the gm trolls around in west being perma-ig'd



    Venos suddenly get puffier tails! A veno rolls up to you to embrace you! She has     No tail D:What do you do?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear
    Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Cuddle with her in case she is just a human trying to be a veno. Then, I go and find a bunny rabbit and a stapler and staple a bunny to her butt giving her a fluffy, moving tail.


    You walk up to a chest in the middle of the forest, open it and find 1 billion coins. There is a note saying "Take it and a GM will smite you with the power of God". What do you do? take it or leave it?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Oliiander - Lost City
    Oliiander - Lost City Posts: 393 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    I will not take the note. I'll just take the coins and leave the note behind. The note was referring to itself when it said 'it', wasn't it? >:

    You're on a roll at west! Half your server's 100+ has gone up against you! Never fear! You dropped three quarters of them with an AoE and begin picking off the last hundred or so Rank 9's, when you see an innocent level thirty cleric, struggling on the side to get their quest done! You'll have "Uber Noob" attached to your name for the rest of your life if you die now, but that one, innocent, little elf will have their little wittle cleric heart broken if you murder them with an eighty thousand damage critical! What now? D;
    My squishiness is (Usually) unrivaled.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Finally decided to give Olii her own banner.b:chuckle

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