Skill Pick Up Lines

Irca - Harshlands
Irca - Harshlands Posts: 186 Arc User
edited December 2012 in General Discussion
I just got in a funny conversation with my fac mates about the wordings of skills being used in a...welll...not so game like manor. We had a really good time doing this so I hope it works here.
The big question (as a toned down version of what myself and my fac mates talked about)

If you could use a pwi skill from any class as a "so called" pick up line. What would it be. Please keep it as clean as possible hence my "toned down version"


Me: it would be Heaven's flame. enough said
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  • Lunari_Fenix - Heavens Tear
    Lunari_Fenix - Heavens Tear Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    To begin with, I decided on something a bit romantic:
    Our Blade Affinity will Soulsever Minuet the Darkcloud Bolt that seeks to Transpostion us from each other.
    We will Voidstep away leaving nothing but an edged Blur, to Waltz underneath the Radiant Sight Northern Sky.
    Unfettered by the past, let us Parchedblade Dance the night away.

    Then I thought, "Boring", So I then came up with this:
    Hey Baby, are you a Gemini?Slash
    'Cause I'd like to Transposition myself into your bed.
    b:dirty

    Edit: On further note:
    Did you know that I'm a Blademaster?
    'Cause I'd Drake Sweep you off your feet, and, Meteor Rush you to Heaven.'s Flame
  • Irca - Harshlands
    Irca - Harshlands Posts: 186 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    To begin with, I decided on something a bit romantic:


    Then I thought, "Boring", So I then came up with this:

    b:dirty

    Edit: On further note:

    you officially rock in my book!!!
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  • Rockin - Lost City
    Rockin - Lost City Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Hey Baby, are you a Gemini?Slash
    'Cause I'd like to Transposition myself into your bed.

    When it starts to get serious make sure you use tree of protection.
  • Bubbles - Morai
    Bubbles - Morai Posts: 1,143 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    To begin with, I decided on something a bit romantic:


    Then I thought, "Boring", So I then came up with this:

    b:dirty

    Edit: On further note:

    Dark fonts on dark backgrounds don't look good.
    Pick a brighter color.
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  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    "You took my breath away and Ive yet to catch my Second Wind."

    "Even the most Fortified of hearts are melted by your smile"

    "Dont let the image of this Cornered Beast Frighten you; my True Form is a big softy."

    "No harm will come to you so long as I'm here; I'll be your Solid Shield."

    *Insert joke about Penetrate Armor/Slam/Devour*

    suppressing the urge to throw up...
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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited December 2012

    *Insert joke about Penetrate Armor/Slam/Devour*

    suppressing the urge to throw up...

    The Penetrator is bad enough. Let's not bring those up too.
    (Insert fancy image here)
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  • Geckofreak - Sanctuary
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary Posts: 2,280 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Dark fonts on dark backgrounds don't look good.
    Pick a brighter color.

    he was trying to hide those parts of the skills names, to make it sound better
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  • Sakubatou - Sanctuary
    Sakubatou - Sanctuary Posts: 4,001 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Srsly.... Bone Licker.

    Anything I want to put I know will be 1 step away from a ban. Headhunt. Slipstream Strike. Inner Harmony. Pole Mastery. Not to mention the usual references of Regeneration Aura as 'Pleasure Bubble' or 'blue ball'.
    Seven 100+ characters leveled the hard way. Free to play. Mystic, Psychic, and Wizard left to level. b:victory
  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited December 2012
    Windpush when your opponent has on a skirt.

    'Nuff said, methinks.
    (Insert fancy image here)
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  • viciousminx
    viciousminx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Breaks out the Ironwood and Bramble hood.. time to Tame Beasts. Cracks whip..
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  • Geckofreak - Sanctuary
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary Posts: 2,280 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Breaks out the Ironwood and Bramble hood.. time to Tame Beasts. Cracks whip..

    Scary


    how about this O.o

    Make sure use are using wings of protection before you release your deadly shot
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  • viciousminx
    viciousminx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Scary


    how about this O.o

    Make sure use are using wings of protection before you release your deadly shot

    Probably why they never gave us whips as weapons lol
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  • Walpurga - Dreamweaver
    Walpurga - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,028 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Baby, I will Stormrage your Eagaleon with this ☆The Penetrator
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  • Geckofreak - Sanctuary
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary Posts: 2,280 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Probably why they never gave us whips as weapons lol

    Nah, i just think they got lazy and didnt want weapons to have any kind of fluid movements. bows in pwi dont bend or have strings, all the weapons are just rigid solids. kinda like glass, cant bend, will just break
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  • SashaGray - Heavens Tear
    SashaGray - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,765 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Ill lucky break your thicket and deep sting you until you gush

    unless there is a red tide, in which case i'll just meditate

    /gross

    /thread
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  • Cbean - Harshlands
    Cbean - Harshlands Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    I will make you Roar of the pride as i highland
    Cleave your Fissue with my glacialSpike until I Penetrate armor your Thicket

    this is so nasty
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    1. the shortened term for coffee beans, or the technical term for a group of them
    2. an energetic lively individual
    3. slowest active lvler in the history of PWI
    also, more to make myself feel better than anything else, I would like to point out that I am lvl 70
  • Geckofreak - Sanctuary
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary Posts: 2,280 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Yea, the romantic pickup line theme was better then what this has becomeb:laugh
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  • viciousminx
    viciousminx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Nah, i just think they got lazy and didnt want weapons to have any kind of fluid movements. bows in pwi dont bend or have strings, all the weapons are just rigid solids. kinda like glass, cant bend, will just break

    Maybe one day... b:avoid
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  • Geckofreak - Sanctuary
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary Posts: 2,280 Arc User
    edited December 2012

    Id prefer to see better bows first, being an archer

    also i just spent 10 minutes looking for a random picture to label as r9 whip, but failed. Stupid Cool Whip dominated the search b:laugh
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  • viciousminx
    viciousminx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Sorry for kinda getting off topic. Tells the DJ to crank it up a notch... Boom chicka wow wow...

    Carry on b:chuckle
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  • Sakubatou - Sanctuary
    Sakubatou - Sanctuary Posts: 4,001 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Mystics were obviously programmed with a hand down the pants.


    "I've got a Mass Ressurection that wants your Wood mastery. You'll enjoy the Punishing Sting as I slide my Cragglord below your Thicket and Invigorate your Befuddling Creeper, feeling the Comforting Mist as I use my Gale Force. Don't worry, I'll use a Nature's Barrier when we're doing the Swinging Cloud Dance. I hope you're not looking for a Blackhole Devourer."

    I just +10'd my weapon.
    Seven 100+ characters leveled the hard way. Free to play. Mystic, Psychic, and Wizard left to level. b:victory
  • OMarvelous - Sanctuary
    OMarvelous - Sanctuary Posts: 339 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    lmaaaaaaaao @ thread
  • AshenSkies - Heavens Tear
    AshenSkies - Heavens Tear Posts: 949 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Ill lucky break your thicket and deep sting you until you gush

    unless there is a red tide, in which case i'll just meditate

    /gross

    /thread

    Hahahahah. Oh god.
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    _Surreal_
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  • Lunari_Fenix - Heavens Tear
    Lunari_Fenix - Heavens Tear Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Mystics were obviously programmed with a hand down the pants.


    "I've got a Mass Ressurection that wants your Wood mastery. You'll enjoy the Punishing Sting as I slide my Cragglord below your Thicket and Invigorate your Befuddling Creeper, feeling the Comforting Mist as I use my Gale Force. Don't worry, I'll use a Nature's Barrier when we're doing the Swinging Cloud Dance. I hope you're not looking for a Blackhole Devourer."

    I just +10'd my weapon.

    Ah crud, you win. XD
  • MageMERC - Harshlands
    MageMERC - Harshlands Posts: 1,600 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Im not the type for a RECKLESS RUSH, but I had to make a DISTANCE SHRINK when I saw you. You AWAKEN in me a WELLSPRING SURGE, a BLOOD RUSH, and I feel a SOUL LINK between us. You're visage puts me in a HEALING TRANCE and my emotions are moving in a TORRENT. You are a RADIANT SIGHT. You are my SALVATION.

    ....one from each char in order from ectacomb....b:pleased

    EDIT - and omg did I lol at some of you others
  • Baalbak - Dreamweaver
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    I like to penetrate clerics then slam them. I invoke a state of bestial rage and swell. I then enter my true form and begin to ream. Sometime's I frighten them with my alacrity. Nonetheless, before long I release a demonic eruption upon the cleric.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired..
  • AshenSkies - Heavens Tear
    AshenSkies - Heavens Tear Posts: 949 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    I like to penetrate clerics then slam them. I invoke a state of bestial rage and swell. I then enter my true form and begin to ream. Sometime's I frighten them with my alacrity. Nonetheless, before long I release a demonic eruption upon the cleric.

    ...this is like forum text based pron.
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    _Surreal_
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  • Accalica - Heavens Tear
    Accalica - Heavens Tear Posts: 181 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    I like to penetrate clerics then slam them. I invoke a state of bestial rage and swell. I then enter my true form and begin to ream. Sometime's I frighten them with my alacrity. Nonetheless, before long I release a demonic eruption upon the cleric.

    I think this states why I married a barb ingame, lmao b:laugh
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  • Geckofreak - Sanctuary
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary Posts: 2,280 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    *Insert joke about Penetrate Armor/Slam/Devour*[/COLOR]
    suppressing the urge to throw up...
    OPKossy wrote: »
    The Penetrator is bad enough. Let's not bring those up too.
    I like to penetrate clerics then slam them. I invoke a state of bestial rage and swell. I then enter my true form and begin to ream. Sometime's I frighten them with my alacrity. Nonetheless, before long I release a demonic eruption upon the cleric.

    Kossy totally ignoredb:chuckle
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  • Saethos - Raging Tide
    Saethos - Raging Tide Posts: 1,239 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Any ruthless Barbarian can claim they want to slam you, but as a Blade Master, rest assured my Drake Bash will leave you stunned.

    You must have the Blessing of the Condor, because I don't know how I missed you in this crowd.

    It doesn't take a Sharp Observer to see you standing out in this crowd!
    It is said that apple pie is best served Al La Mode, so if you are the pie, consider me your ice cream.