Things you've seen ingame that make you go lolwut

PoptartCat - Lost City
PoptartCat - Lost City Posts: 3 Arc User
edited March 2012 in General Discussion
I ran into an archer the other day wielding a two handed battle axe. I asked him what his str and dex were and his str was 33 his dex was like 13. I mentioned the amount of damage he was taking and he goes, "it aint that much lol" and ran off.

O.o

I'm interested to hear stuff other people have seen that made no sense or were generally fail.
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  • shashahah
    shashahah Posts: 323 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    dont remember that archer's name, but once i saw one on sanct (lv100+) wearing Dance of the Universe (lunar poleblade)...
  • _Perses_ - Lost City
    _Perses_ - Lost City Posts: 1,917 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Uhm....does knowing a sin with a poleblade feitsh count?
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  • Traz - Dreamweaver
    Traz - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,843 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    full amber gem sin.
    BladedZero - Sanctuary
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    -And we wonder why this game has gone to hell b:cute
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Full sapphire sharded Veno
  • Knownase - Heavens Tear
    Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    People go "lolwut" when they see me wielding that sword reward from the Morai Quests.
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  • Dariboo - Lost City
    Dariboo - Lost City Posts: 228 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Saw an R9 veno's wep sharded with perfect amber shards....lolwut
    Filling the forums with idiocy since 2/2/2012 b:pleased

    Main - lvl 101 R8 Mystic - Dariboo

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  • SashaGray - Heavens Tear
    SashaGray - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,765 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Dariboo - Lost City wrote: »
    Saw an R9 veno's wep sharded with perfect amber shards....lolwut

    yellow rings are OP
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  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    -Lv 36 Venomancer using legendary axes
    -Heavy Armor Archer (used Dragonbow:Nameless as his weapon)
    -Local HT (inven)****'s daily moonspeak
    -Sage BMs b:avoid
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  • Dariboo - Lost City
    Dariboo - Lost City Posts: 228 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I've also seen some full +7+ - +12 with just flawless shards and such and it makes me scratch my head a little.
    Filling the forums with idiocy since 2/2/2012 b:pleased

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  • Irdis - Sanctuary
    Irdis - Sanctuary Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    a wc asking for a high lvl APS char for fb 69... though i guess that was more of a facepalm b:chuckle
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  • Jinxers - Dreamweaver
    Jinxers - Dreamweaver Posts: 199 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Yesterday a GM system messaged this.
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  • Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver
    Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver Posts: 294 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Jinxers - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Yesterday a GM system messaged this.

    Yeaaah I think she was ummm drunk at work or something. IJS!
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  • PoptartCat - Lost City
    PoptartCat - Lost City Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I got one that's not exactly ingame.

    My avatar says I'm Lv8, but I'm actually Lv20.

    D:

    Son I am disappoint.

    I once saw a couple of clerics grinding together. When their health bars got low they flew away and meditated. When I asked them wtf, one replied "we're out of health potions".

    I lol'd
  • _Bloody_Fox_ - Sanctuary
    _Bloody_Fox_ - Sanctuary Posts: 993 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    HA Cleric I killed.
    Also every time I see r9 sharded with flawless shards...
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  • BerserkBeast - Sanctuary
    BerserkBeast - Sanctuary Posts: 1,417 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I had this conversation the other day:

    Me:Do you known what's an fb is?
    lv.50ish Nub:Nope,but I known what FCC is
    Me:You shouldn't do FCC if this is your first char
    lv.50ish Nub:Im not new,I played for 2 years

    ...and he doesn't known what an fb is?,righttttttt
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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Doing BH metal with some sin with H&T and low low hp. Ofc he died a lot.
    So someone asked him if he shouldn't maybe get some better armor and daggers because atm he was just dead weight.
    The sin threw a hissy fit that it's his choice how he plays the class and that his gears are just fine the way they are. *facepaw*
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  • SMASHnHEAL - Dreamweaver
    SMASHnHEAL - Dreamweaver Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I will occassionly run around with my lunar nivana axes on my cleric... b:victory
  • Kerona - Sanctuary
    Kerona - Sanctuary Posts: 1,771 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Clerics who intentionally try to get aggro in EU then refuse to heal themselves and instead run around with bosses screaming for heals.
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  • Heimiko - Heavens Tear
    Heimiko - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Does the fact that me and my friend duo'd FF on our clerics and didn't die count?
    (Note: We aren't r9 clerics. Standard r8)
  • Irdis - Sanctuary
    Irdis - Sanctuary Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Kerona - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Clerics who intentionally try to get aggro in EU then refuse to heal themselves and instead run around with bosses screaming for heals.

    oh, i think we ran with same cleric b:laugh
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  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    ANY, and I do very seriously mean ANY, of Kero's random FCC squads.

    G15 +12 fist with a Drakeflame and a Flawless Garnet.

    Barbs that lay eggs.
    101 Sage Sin*/Archer
    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • Jacerai - Dreamweaver
    Jacerai - Dreamweaver Posts: 943 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Claw barbs at Lvl 60.
    My boyfriend's a HA archer who wields swords.
    Any of Smash's toons, though she does them right.
    b:cute The world may be small, but it is far from known.

    Why the rage? It's a draining emotion.

    Me: DaValentine (veno), Jaceraie (mystic), etc etc etc b:chuckle
  • VenusArmani - Dreamweaver
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,009 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    A bm in an fc I ran with went to town so that we could rez the party after a wipe that happened because of a DC by the seeker, a bit of lag on the part of the bm. Sounds good, right? At first I just used sage vanguard so that he had a bit more defense, since he insisted on attacking them one by one after bringing single groups toward me. That way BP could do the work (which he actually left to get, btw), even though he wasn't sparking or using any skills. Finally he asked if I was high. I was like, um what? He said that if I wasn't going to be aoe-ing the mobs, I should be healing him. I mentioned he'd need to stun/aoe/get aggro somehow of them first before I could do either of those. He said his hp was his problem, and then continued to just autl-attack one of them. So finally I just decided to help out with the attacking, since he was fine with being charm-***** and potting like crazy with single mobs. But he still wouldn't use any aoe skills, no stuns, no hf, nothing. I was actually doing fine, as my cleric is well built for her level and can handle a single group of mobs if I'm not trying to also heal the rest of the squad. He sees how well i'm doing and decides to speed it up, not by also aoe-ing mind you. But pulling the rest of the hall into my tempest. Back to town I go. ::facepalm::


    Also have had a lot of raging from one/two shots as well who died when aggro switched to them, but who claimed I should be able to stop them from dying when aggro switches. Not my fault you're wearing deicides with level 60 armor, brah. (Not the same squad)
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  • SMASHnHEAL - Dreamweaver
    SMASHnHEAL - Dreamweaver Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Jacerai - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Claw barbs at Lvl 60.
    My boyfriend's a HA archer who wields swords.
    Any of Smash's toons, though she does them right.

    Wouldn't say they are done right just that the abomination I have made with my cleric somehow works b:thanks
  • Kerona - Sanctuary
    Kerona - Sanctuary Posts: 1,771 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Irdis - Sanctuary wrote: »
    oh, i think we ran with same cleric b:laugh

    b:cute
    Yup!
    ANY, and I do very seriously mean ANY, of Kero's random FCC squads.
    The seeker telling me I should be thankful a veno ever gets into a FCC ever and the cleric telling the squad to "lol use hp pots" inbetween plume shots still take the cake.
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  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Kerona - Sanctuary wrote: »
    The seeker telling me I should be thankful a veno ever gets into a FCC ever and the cleric telling the squad to "lol use hp pots" inbetween plume shots still take the cake.

    You manage to find the most epic fail PUG's. How the hell do you manage?
    101 Sage Sin*/Archer
    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • RoidAbuse - Sanctuary
    RoidAbuse - Sanctuary Posts: 1,066 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Kerona - Sanctuary wrote: »
    cleric telling the squad to "lol use hp pots" inbetween plume shots

    I don't see anything wrong with that. You probably ran with my alt cleric. Yea he's pretty cool.
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  • Kerona - Sanctuary
    Kerona - Sanctuary Posts: 1,771 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary wrote: »
    You manage to find the most epic fail PUG's. How the hell do you manage?

    Plenty of daily rage and QQ.
    RoidAbuse - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I don't see anything wrong with that. You probably ran with my alt cleric. Yea he's pretty cool.

    Your alt BM heals better.
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  • Doom_Panda - Harshlands
    Doom_Panda - Harshlands Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    SMASHnHEAL - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I will occassionly run around with my lunar nivana axes on my cleric... b:victory

    This would make me do a double take... Though I did a BH59 with a HA sin that used TT Nirvy axes. ._.
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  • fuzzywuzz
    fuzzywuzz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary wrote: »
    G15 +12 fist with a Drakeflame and a Flawless Garnet.

    Fuzzy would pay good coin to see a screenshot of that. Freakin hilarious!! b:laugh
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