Stuff PW Players Say

Knownase - Heavens Tear
Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
edited March 2012 in General Discussion
So I was on Youtube wasting time watching the "stuff (insert type of person) say" videos and I started thinking about a PW version of it, of course this would represent what players type in their chats daily.

Here are some ideas you can probably make jokes about, these are meant to be extremely stereotypical, and all in good fun.



For example:

Stuff GMs say: "Soon."

Stuff Sins say: "Guys, I'm so pro at PKing."

Stuff Rich Players say: "I just bought 400 packs and got nothing. PW sucks!"

Stuff Cashshoppers Say: "Yea, I'll have Rank 9 next week when I get paid."

Stuff Farmers Say: "LF 5.0 APS users."

Stuff You Don't Want a Cleric to Say: "What's BB?"



Let's create some more hardcore stereotypical jokes, in the name of good fun, of course.

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  • Lolgasmic - Raging Tide
    Lolgasmic - Raging Tide Posts: 1,315 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff duel dictators say: No triple spark, healing, skills, stun, sleep, paralyze, lag switch, DDoS, ****, running .......................

    Stuff people in dark rooms say: PM me offert

    Stuff guys say when playing as a girl: My **** are so awesome
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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff people asked to pm their class say: Me!!!

    stuff people in world chat say: Your mom ...

    stuff I say often: Meow.
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  • _blood_rain - Sanctuary
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary Posts: 2,532 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff Non-Cashshoppers say: CASHSHOPPER!

    Stuff CashShoppers say: I merched it

    Stuff Merchants Say: *insert afk message here*
  • Jacerai - Dreamweaver
    Jacerai - Dreamweaver Posts: 943 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Xainou - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Stuff people asked to pm their class say: Me!!!

    ...

    stuff I say often: Meow.

    The first one pisses me off so badly.
    The last one is basically what I say to faction whenever I log on.

    Stuff PKers say on a PVE server: "I'm so pro!"
    (>_> I mean to offend no one, but it's true...and I laugh at you.)
    b:cute The world may be small, but it is far from known.

    Why the rage? It's a draining emotion.

    Me: DaValentine (veno), Jaceraie (mystic), etc etc etc b:chuckle
  • MageMERC - Harshlands
    MageMERC - Harshlands Posts: 1,600 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff veno's say "I love my herc"
    Stuff FC xp roomers say "lf seeker for fc room free"
  • FantasyFruit - Dreamweaver
    FantasyFruit - Dreamweaver Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    A person with good gears saying "I'm free to play" here is like someone in prison saying, "I am innocent." It is possible, but nobody really believes it.
  • krisnda
    krisnda Posts: 4,655 Community Moderator
    edited March 2012
    Stuff GM's say: Banned.
    Stuff Mods say: Closed.
    Stuff the rest of the population says: inb4close/ban
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  • _Kryten_ - Harshlands
    _Kryten_ - Harshlands Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    nice when 3 people gank you and pk you than say your fail delte your toon and jump in front of bus cause your FAIL .
    HEY kinda like this thread you failb:laugh
  • Lenestro - Sanctuary
    Lenestro - Sanctuary Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    stuff venos say: QQ
    stuff archers say: math
    stuff bm's say: mother****ing ***** eatin **** piece of ****
    stuff sin forums say: cheapest way to 5.0?
    stuff barbs say: no I wont buff you
    stuff Legendary says: *Insert perv comments from trannies*
    stuff Regicide says: *insert business pitch*
    stuff Nefarious says: recruiting 20+
  • Lolgasmic - Raging Tide
    Lolgasmic - Raging Tide Posts: 1,315 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Lenestro - Sanctuary wrote: »
    stuff barbs say: no I wont buff you

    That, seriously I don't gaf how polite you are, I'm not a buffer barb, I'm a tank!

    Deal wif et
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  • Ao - Raging Tide
    Ao - Raging Tide Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff sins in squad say to other sins: What is your aps? b:chuckle
    Stuff people say to you when you shout WTB XXX PM me offer: offer b:laugh
  • _blood_rain - Sanctuary
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary Posts: 2,532 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Lenestro - Sanctuary wrote: »
    stuff Nefarious says: recruiting 20+

    LOL

    do vindi next!
  • Bobobejumbo - Raging Tide
    Bobobejumbo - Raging Tide Posts: 934 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Lolgasmic - Raging Tide wrote: »
    That, seriously I don't gaf how polite you are, I'm not a buffer barb, I'm a tank!

    Deal wif et

    I'm 100% positive that's Illidan in your sig. However, I've never seen that specific image. Where is it from? b:thanks
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Lenestro - Sanctuary wrote: »
    stuff venos say: QQ
    stuff archers say: math
    stuff bm's say: mother****ing ***** eatin **** piece of ****
    stuff sin forums say: cheapest way to 5.0?
    stuff barbs say: no I wont buff you
    stuff Legendary says: *Insert perv comments from trannies*
    stuff Regicide says: *insert business pitch*
    stuff Nefarious says: recruiting 20+

    lul Win. XD

    Stuff Lu$t used to say: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
    Stuff Lu$t used to say: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
    Stuff Lu$t used to say: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
    Stuff Lu$t used to say: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
    Stuff Lu$t used to say: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
    Stuff Lu$t used to say: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
    Stuff Lu$t used to say: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

    Stuff Kerona says: Dis redbul ish goooooot!!!!!! *hic*
    101 Sage Sin*/Archer
    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
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  • Magnanimous_ - Heavens Tear
    Magnanimous_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 384 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff world chat trolls says.... I have a life...
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  • ReMakaBo - Archosaur
    ReMakaBo - Archosaur Posts: 845 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff a closet **** says : I play to look at the ***.
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  • MrMelvin - Heavens Tear
    MrMelvin - Heavens Tear Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff I say on WC: 'We need more lemon pledge'
    Stuff I say on my veno: Whatever, I do what I want
    Stuff UR_END says: Monkey dogs take 9 v me b:laughb:laughb:laughb:laughb:laugh
  • Ambisagrus - Lost City
    Ambisagrus - Lost City Posts: 204 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff a merchant says: *Insert lulz worthy afk msg or msg with catshop coordinates*

    Stuff farmers say: "**** YOU CASHSHOPPERS!"

    Stuff cashshoppers say: "When is my next pay check..."

    Stuff I say in NV: "WHO THE **** IS THIS FOOL? *right before KFC appears on my target selection*"
    Going for on sin: pwcalc.com/d916f4e82a02e4dd

    Currently saved: 0

    Total cost: 5 bil

    My time: Lulz.
  • SashaGray - Heavens Tear
    SashaGray - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,765 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    stuff sins say when they pop in the middle of a group of enemies: "gank"

    stuff knownase would say last year: "you got 10 coolness points for reading this thread, you get 36 coolness points for posting in this thread"

    stuff knownase would say this year: "coolness points are so mainstream now"
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  • Belzeber - Raging Tide
    Belzeber - Raging Tide Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff that sins say on RT: Let me spark to kill you!
    Stuff that clerics say on RT: Pay me for res damn it!
    Stuff that barbs say on RT: What's beastial rage?
    Stuff that blademasters say on RT: Lol I pro stun locked you!
    Stuff that Mrs_Mav says in WC: Roses are red, violets are blue but when my cleric came, so did you.
    Stuff that TeddyBear says in WC: *Insert instigation here*
    Stuff that Bang_Bang spams in WC: Res outside west gate please!
    Stuff that archers say on RT: Why are decides so expensive?!
    Stuff that mystics say on RT: We are better than clerics, squad us not them!
    Stuff that seekers say on RT: Getting rank 9 soon.
    Stuff that psychics say on RT: Cant touch this.
    Stuff that wizards say on RT: (Cant say because only Spell_Caster exists)
    Stuff I say on WC: (Insert long list of passive-aggressive and witty remarks that are rewarded with blue walls of "lol".

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  • Banndit - Heavens Tear
    Banndit - Heavens Tear Posts: 61 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff Pwlvls used to saying: - I'm sorry :(
    Stuff Expert say - Cleric newbies/noobs r the best PKers!
    Stuff some Veno say - yes... i pee standing up
    Stuff Earth Guards say - I'll show u who's a newbie -_-
    Stuff Sin 5.0 say - r u guys lagging
    Stuff some R9 ppl say - yea i sold my car
    Stuff Forum Trolls say - Mods r overpowered!
  • Extrii - Archosaur
    Extrii - Archosaur Posts: 53 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Banndit - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Stuff some R9 ppl say - yea i sold my car

    Made me lol.
    +1
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  • Asthariel - Dreamweaver
    Asthariel - Dreamweaver Posts: 498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Had a nice one today :x

    Stuff ppl say when you WC "LF Healer only for... pme class": "Sin !"

    Yeah, it happened with 3 differents sins for the same instance.
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  • Lenestro - Sanctuary
    Lenestro - Sanctuary Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    stuff forum noobs say: l00k i made the ultimate gear on pwcalc LULZ!
    stuff forums pro say: ponies
    Stuff Asterelle says: colorful math
    Stuff the massive wiz population says:.....
    Stuff noobs in cube say: Y U pk me?
  • Menarin - Dreamweaver
    Menarin - Dreamweaver Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff that sins say on DW: LF 5.0 BM for nirvy
    Stuff that clerics say on DW: w/e Imma leave cuz I cant be bothered with you telling me how to heal (even though I let the tank die about 20 times, btw whats BB?)
    Stuff that barbs say on DW: Barb selling buffs 150k
    Stuff that blademasters say on DW: WANNA DUEL (gets beat 40 times) ... wanna duel..? b:beg
    Stuff that archers say on DW: Whats Sage? Whats A Bow for? Why cant I get bloodpaint?
    Stuff that mystics say on DW: Who needs clerics with heals like this? b:cool
    Stuff that seekers say on DW: LOL fear my cashshopped r9 b:sin
    Stuff that psychics say on DW: I let my buffs do the work b:sleep
    Stuff that wizards say on DW: Ew a melee class

    Stuff I say in WC: FEAR THE POWER OF THE BACON UNICORNS or Time to play make Mena laugh, winner gets 1mil for best jokes...
    Our time is coming, we cannot be stopped, soon the time of the wizard will be upon us and all shall know and fear us. we are a magical army of wizardry and death, cold and emotionless, we carry out our tasks without a conscience.
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    ^Wow he has no life.
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  • MistressLuna - Heavens Tear
    MistressLuna - Heavens Tear Posts: 88 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    MrMelvin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Stuff I say on WC: 'We need more lemon pledge'
    Stuff I say on my veno: Whatever, I do what I want
    Stuff UR_END says: Monkey dogs take 9 v me b:laughb:laughb:laughb:laughb:laugh

    ur end still plays ._.?
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  • _blood_rain - Sanctuary
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary Posts: 2,532 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff LC players say on forums: LOL PVE NUB U CAREBEAR I PK SERVER SO ME PRO
    Stuff LC's actual in-game PK scene says: *crickets, occasional interruption by terrible R9 archers/sins, back to crickets*
  • MistressLuna - Heavens Tear
    MistressLuna - Heavens Tear Posts: 88 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff I used to say in WC: b:heart Luna Loves You All b:heart
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Luna -still- Loves You All
  • Yaruchi - Raging Tide
    Yaruchi - Raging Tide Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Stuff i say : hmm/drunk/drink/whatever/dunno
    Stuff GM say : well... who cares what they say really.... rules have made to break right?
    Stuff mod's say : well... they say what they say... but they never really know anything... so who listens?
  • Vindis - Dreamweaver
    Vindis - Dreamweaver Posts: 614 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Forums, class subsection edition:

    Stuff Archers say: What do you mean you don't have claws? Sage sucks. r9 or gtfo.
    Stuff Wizards say: I'm quitting game guys. Sins are hax.
    Stuff Clerics say: QQ x 1million. Why can't I heal correctly?
    Stuff BMs say: Expensive Claws/Fists: X, Y or Z is better?
    Stuff Barbs say: Why can't I tank aggro from 5.0? Forum is dead.
    Stuff Assassins say: Aps. How can I get more?
    Stuff Venos say: Whats the best pet? Also, why should I amp?
    Stuff Psychics say: We're totally better than wizards. Definitely not OP like sins.
    Stuff Seekers say: Dex build? Or pure dex build? I love vortex.
    Stuff Mystics say: We R Healerzzzz!!!1 Vital Herb for everyone \o/

    Bonus:

    Stuff Crafting Nook noob says: What are guides? How come I can't level my Blacksmith/Tailor to 2?
    Ring Engraving/Amulet Carving Guide - pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1174451

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