HELP!! I'm HOMELESS!! :,-(

Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver
Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver Posts: 294 Arc User
edited March 2012 in Tideswell (East)
Okay, so I'm back in DREAMWEAVER and guildless. I'm a 98 WIZZY who needs a home. I don't guild hop so this is important to me. I left PW Dreamweaver for awhile for RL stuff and played some other MMO's. BUT, nothing compares to Dreamweaver PW! Mostly because of the people in it. MY biggest problem is choosing a guild or a guild choosing me actually. Bushido was my home for a long time but I want to see how other guilds do things.

Here are my desires in a DREAMWEAVER guild:

Must be helpful to others whether in guild or not and respectful to all.
(anyone who knows me knows this is key)

Willing to accept my quirky, pervy, colorful, and my blonde/noobyness.
(I know how my wizzy works thats about it. Am a gear noob at this point)

It doesn't matter if you TW. But, Please don't require me to TW.
I have 2 kids & a new husband & because of them I AFK A LOT.
(I promised them they come first on weekends. My promise let's me play PW again.)
If I can TW that weekend I will. I do enjoy TW.


Here is what I offer:

Helpful
I love to make others laugh.
Patient
Kind
Pervy (yes women can be pervy too)
I didn't noob level. I know my char and all my skills are 10 or demon.
I am Arcane, I hit like a mack truck but squish like a fly.

Need more on me....ask me.
Please no trolling I'm being serious for once. (LOL) b:cute

Please reply to me either in private response or here on why I should choose your guild. Or why you think I would make a good addition to your guild. Thanks! -love, staz
Everyone needs a good innocent girly hump every now & then.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FantasyFruit - Dreamweaver
    FantasyFruit - Dreamweaver Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver wrote: »

    I have... a new husband

    So you can no longer hump ppl?
  • Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver
    Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver Posts: 294 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    FantasyFruit - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    So you can no longer hump ppl?


    Oh Gooooood ROFLMAO! Heck, of COURSE I can still HUMP people. Pixel humping isn't against the bonds of RL marriage. Besides if you ask him, he would say, "Ooooh, thank goooood she isn't buggin me for se_. Right now." Whahahahhaha BUT OMG I laughed soooo hard!
    Everyone needs a good innocent girly hump every now & then.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FantasyFruit - Dreamweaver
    FantasyFruit - Dreamweaver Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Thank god... I mean it is very important for us to know that. Humping status can make or break a guild app on this server. b:pleased

    PS I think Bushido merged with EQ which then split and merged with everything else, mainly Tempest (although some remained in EQ).
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    because of them I AFK A LOT.

    I suppose because it's 6:30am and I'm dead tired after work, I read that as "because of them I **** A LOT."

    Thought to myself, well that's a hell of a selling point. Not to mention a rather strange reaction to your family.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • PenutButer - Dreamweaver
    PenutButer - Dreamweaver Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Hi staz :O! You can come join me in my cardboard box, it's kinda small but it's a roof over your head :(! Oh yeah, you can't bring your husband, and the kids might be a problem :o.
  • Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver
    Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver Posts: 294 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    ROFLMAO!! FatherTed I dooo **** a lot and my husband curses me for it. LOLb:kiss

    Peanut...you are a nut! The kids are used to my perviness if that helps! LMAOb:chuckle
    Everyone needs a good innocent girly hump every now & then.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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