Tis Better To Have Loved And Lost.....

Reikara - Heavens Tear
Reikara - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,321 Arc User
edited February 2012 in Off-Topic Discussion
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My friends and I were bored one day and found this random saying generator that'd randomly mish and mash famous/ well known sayings and some of the results were downright hilarious, and others were oddly true. When this one popped up I nearly fell off my chair.

Here's the link for the site, be sure to post any good ones you get. :D
http://neonwinter.com/sayings/

And remember, absence makes the heart grow a leopard.
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  • Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary
    Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary Posts: 1,264 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Interesting o.o

    Better safe, than home

    It's true of some sorts I gues o.o
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  • Jeremied - Sanctuary
    Jeremied - Sanctuary Posts: 2,259 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    XD I'm going to entertain myself for the next hour with this, I know it.

    "Your face gathers no moss." I'd hope not. o-o
    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto fire." ...Yes.
    "A woman's work is a free lunch." |D Now that's just wrong, yet hilarious.

    Edit: "Money is mightier than the sword." b:surrender Oh PWI...
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  • Synsae - Sanctuary
    Synsae - Sanctuary Posts: 651 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    lol, well this will be entertaining for awhile:

    "The doctor away will inheret the earth."

    "Too many cooks spoil bad news."

    "A bird in the hand is an island."
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  • Silvychar - Sanctuary
    Silvychar - Sanctuary Posts: 3,576 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Heh, fun. xD

    "The means is next to godliness."

    "Virtue is blind"

    "A friend in need is the best medicine."
  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    It started off for me with "Every man has the grass." b:laugh

    "A cat may look at a cat." =o_o=?

    "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him fortune." rofl

    "You is power." O_O

    "The grass loves company." What' with the grass xD

    "A cat is the best medicine." b:laugh

    "The meek will inherit the grass." ... grass. xD
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  • Synsae - Sanctuary
    Synsae - Sanctuary Posts: 651 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Few more it came up with for me:

    "Misery loves drink."
    "A free lunch is mightier than the sword."
    "Don't put all your eggs in a woman scorned."
    "In for a penny, in for pride."
    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto two in the bush."
    "Two is company, three is what you eat."
    "If at first you don't succeed, try a fall."
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  • VenusArmani - Dreamweaver
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,009 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    A cat may look at a free lunch.

    Two heads are better than a penny earned.

    Fun has a silver lining.

    There's more than one way to skin love.

    Familiarity breeds possession.b:shocked

    A thousand words breeds contempt. (TLDR)

    God helps those who help truth.

    The early bird like a woman scorned.

    Every man is in the eating.

    A rolling stone gathers love.

    good things will come to small packages. kinky

    The meek favors the bold

    People in glass houses shouldn't throw drink.

    Variety is the spice of fear itself.
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    Thanks Silvy for the superb sig <3

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  • Sagek - Sanctuary
    Sagek - Sanctuary Posts: 1,156 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Xainou - Sanctuary wrote: »
    It started off for me with "Every man has the grass." b:laugh

    "A cat may look at a cat." =o_o=?

    "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him fortune." rofl

    "You is power." O_O

    "The grass loves company." What' with the grass xD

    "A cat is the best medicine." b:laugh

    "The meek will inherit the grass." ... grass. xD

    hippy
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    "Fortune favours the hand that feeds you." (How oddly accurate. Sometimes.)

    "Children should be seen, not least."

    "Boys flies when you're having fun." (Depends on what kinda fun said boy is having b:sin)

    "There's more than one way to skin the early bird."

    "People in glass houses shouldn't throw valour."

    "Don't count your chickens before they're two in the bush."

    "Where there's smoke there's discretion." (Well, I should hope so)

    "Two is company, three is the road to hell." (Only if you don't like people)
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  • Exiirah - Lost City
    Exiirah - Lost City Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Laughter hath no fury like a woman scorned.

    Uh manical laughter anyone? b:surrender
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  • Silvychar - Sanctuary
    Silvychar - Sanctuary Posts: 3,576 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »
    "Two is company, three is the road to hell." (Only if you don't like people)

    That one is epic. Hands down.
  • Synsae - Sanctuary
    Synsae - Sanctuary Posts: 651 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    and some more:

    Give him an inch and he'll take bad news.

    Don't bite water. <<--- you'll only hurt your teeth

    A bird in the hand shouldn't throw stones.

    Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man a bad workman.

    Where there's a will there's imitation.

    Misery make the man. <<--- not entirely sure about that one

    No moss may look at a king. <<--- says who?

    There's no use crying over a picture. <<--- true

    You can't get blood from stones. <<--- unless you use a stone to crack someone's head open

    A cat will come to those who wait. <<--- I doubt it, cats do what they want
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  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    "The end is the best medicine..."
    - I knew death cures everythin'...

    "Money is the root of good news..."
    - Hell yeah...

    "There's no such thing as some eggs..."
    - That explains why the cake is a lie...
  • Silvychar - Sanctuary
    Silvychar - Sanctuary Posts: 3,576 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Hell, this is so addicting... ._.


    "If at first you don't succeed, try the road to hell."

    "Hell has his price."

    "Two wrongs make light work."

    "All evil is the best policy."
  • Synsae - Sanctuary
    Synsae - Sanctuary Posts: 651 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Just got this one:

    "You are fiction." <<--- anyone else think that is deep?
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  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    And it's so true aswell...

    "Fortune favours money..."

    "Gold is a friend indeed..."

    And in case ya didn't know yet...

    "Water is thicker than water..."
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    "Don't count your chickens before they're some eggs." So we have to wait till after they hatch?

    "The other side comes to those who wait." Indeed. And everyone else as well.

    "Many hands make all evil."

    "Pride is the spice of life."

    "A picture is worth an island." Must be one heck of a picture.

    "A free lunch is power." Now I'm hungry...

    "Bad news is paved with good intentions."

    "Fortune breeds contempt." How true, how true.

    "Knowledge is crime." Certainly seems like it in today's society, doesn't it?

    "The end justifies you." Yay, I'm justified!

    "There's no such thing as a picture." Like the spoon...

    "Laughter goes before the fall." Must be watching something really funny then.
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  • Synsae - Sanctuary
    Synsae - Sanctuary Posts: 651 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    "Hell hath no fury like try again."
    "You can't get blood from a crowd." <<--- I beg to differ... just carry a gun and open fire
    "If at first you don't succeed, try knowledge."
    "The road to hell is paved with time."
    "You have nothing to fear but spilt milk."
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    Thanks for the sig Silvychar
  • Reikara - Heavens Tear
    Reikara - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,321 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    'Practice makes children.' b:chuckle

    'People in glass houses shouldn't throw a leopard.'

    'Your face is always greener on the other side.'

    'Ignorance is a right.' - Sadly it is. xD

    'You can't make an omelette without breaking a woman.' - lolwhut o.o

    'Rome was not built in an apple a day.'

    'The doctor away is the best medicine.' - especially those who wouldn't take their own.

    'Where there's a will, there's two in the bush.' - Lawl xD

    "You can never have too much of two in the bush." XD

    "All good things will come to his tools." b:sin
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Man cannot live on boys.

    Hell hath no fury like birds of a feather. (S'true. Ever seen Hitchcock's "The Birds"?)

    A free lunch is next to godliness.

    Practice makes water.

    Many hands make money. (Welcome to corporate America)

    Don't cut off your nose to spite an apple a day.

    A fall is good news.

    Every man has power.

    A rolling stone shouldn't throw stones. (So....it shouldn't throw itself?)

    Love hath no fury like a woman scorned. (b:surrender)

    Practice makes all evil.

    Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved light work.

    Knowledge is a stone.

    Imitation is worth a thousand words.

    Lightning should be seen, not heard. (Duh.)
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  • Reikara - Heavens Tear
    Reikara - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,321 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »

    Lightning should be seen, not heard. (Duh.)


    Now that's just great. xD
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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    "Love and war is the sincerest form of flattery."

    This one. So damn deep and poetic. :D
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  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    This website's already a better game then PWI xD

    -"Two heads are better then company" Is this true ladies? b:sin
    -"Kill two birds with hell" Kill it with fire!!!b:laugh
    -"The meek will inheret too many cooks" I read this wrong at first and fell out of my chair... b:surrender
    -"Children should be seen, not loved" NAMBLA anyone?
    -"Knowledge is a right" I've never heard something so true...
    -"Lightning are what you eat" How'd you know???b:shocked
    -"God helps those who help crime" PRAISE THE LORD!!!b:laugh
    -"You can never have too much of you" I love myself quite frequently thank you xD
    -"Boys will be too much of a good thing" god damn NAMBLA again...
    -"You can't make an omelette without breaking children" Just like mother used to make xD xD xD


    And that was only after about 10 minutes, best website ever!!!
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    ''A woman's work is a woman's work.''

    Well, can't argue with that.
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  • DuckTapez - Archosaur
    DuckTapez - Archosaur Posts: 855 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    The proof of the pudding is good news.
    The proof of the pudding was not built in a day.

    the first two I got

    someone really likes pudding
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  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    This is more addicting then crackb:pleased

    Fear itself is a friend indeed

    Your face is next to godliness

    Don't bite boys

    Two is company, three is misery

    Hell hath no fury like the grass

    All that glitters is not you

    Do unto others as you would have them do unto a leopard

    Ignorance is a friend in need

    Life is worth a thousand words

    A free lunch justifies the means

    Good things come in boys

    Where there's smoke there's too much of a good thing

    If at first you don't succeed, try misery
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    Sounds about right
  • _Perses_ - Lost City
    _Perses_ - Lost City Posts: 1,917 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Two is company, three is some eggs.


    Not gonna argue with that.
    Nothing worthwhile to mention here, enjoy the animated signature~

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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Where there's a will there's the sword.

    1000% Hazu. lmao
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  • Synsae - Sanctuary
    Synsae - Sanctuary Posts: 651 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    "A bird in the hand is worth a bird in the hand."
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    Thanks for the sig Silvychar
  • VenusArmani - Dreamweaver
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,009 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    There's no such thing as a right. errm beg to differ

    If at first you don't succeed, try every man. b:laughb:laughb:laugh


    small packages keeps the doctor away


    Truth is power right on

    Beauty is only a free lunch

    If at first you don't succeed, try fear itself

    fear itself goes before a fall oddly deep

    a woman scorned was not built in a day

    A king breeds contempt

    Beauty is only the doctor away


    A woman shouldn't throw stones oh, so its okay for a man? jkjk

    If at first you don't succeed, try his price

    You have nothing to fear, but man.

    The bold like a woman scorned

    There's not place like his spots
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    Thanks Silvy for the superb sig <3

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