What is gonna happen if everyone on this planet is Chuck Norris?

Lingzi - Lost City
Lingzi - Lost City Posts: 877 Arc User
edited December 2011 in Off-Topic Discussion
what the topic says...

and i really dont know what will happen. but i know it will be stupid. that is like the game right now, everyone now can get Rank 9 because it is cheap. b:surrender b:surrender b:surrender


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  • HadesHound - Raging Tide
    HadesHound - Raging Tide Posts: 357 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Yeah, but Chuck Norris is r-infinity!
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  • QuietKitteh - Lost City
    QuietKitteh - Lost City Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    If every1 is like chuck norris it would be the same as now without norris, since then that would be the "normal" type of being and not having any superiors like norris.
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  • LittlePony - Dreamweaver
    LittlePony - Dreamweaver Posts: 144 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Can I have few r9 for me and my alts if its so cheap? ^_^
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  • fuzzywuzz
    fuzzywuzz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Chuck may be strong, but unlike Fuzzy he doesn't have the ability to place this thread in the off-topic section. b:laugh


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  • QuietKitteh - Lost City
    QuietKitteh - Lost City Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    FuzzyWuzz wrote: »
    Chuck may be strong, but unlike Fuzzy he doesn't have the ability to place this thread in the off-topic section. b:laugh


    -moved-

    Chuck Norris has that ability, he also has the ability to be fuzzy and beat fuzzy in a fuzzy fight. b:surrender
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    If Chuck Norris were ever to fight himself, he would win. Period.



    Oh, and btw, he doesn't need any special gear to be awesome. He just needs his fists. Everyone else is just pretending.
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  • laloner
    laloner Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    If everyone is Chuck Norris then for the low, low price of $1000 you can be Bruce Lee.
    AKA PermaSpark, Heartshatter
  • Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary
    Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary Posts: 1,264 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    You know what? Chuck Norris isn't that great. I mean, if he was...he would enter my house right now, walk straight up behind me and slam my head into my keybo-..askflsdfsd;fl d]f/sfjsdkfsdofsd6fs789dfsiodfjsdnlfsdif fsdfhisduhf sdfhisdufh adf-
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    You know what? Chuck Norris isn't that great. I mean, if he was...he would enter my house right now, walk straight up behind me and slam my head into my keybo-..askflsdfsd;fl d]f/sfjsdkfsdofsd6fs789dfsiodfjsdnlfsdif fsdfhisduhf sdfhisdufh adf-

    Awww, poor Hazumi. Guess we won't be seeing her around here anymore. b:sad After all, she fell prey to some 'natural causes' (any death caused by Chuck Norris is termed an act of nature, and therefore is a natural cause).
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  • Asgardeus - Sanctuary
    Asgardeus - Sanctuary Posts: 551 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Pfft, I gave Chuck Norris hell for being mean to my wife. >:]
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  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Chuck Norris isn't in this game because, if he was, you'd've already lost. Yes, lost at an MMO.

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  • VenusArmani - Dreamweaver
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,009 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Asgardeus - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Pfft, I gave Chuck Norris hell for being mean to my wife. >:]

    You're only alive because he allows you to live. b:avoid
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  • Asgardeus - Sanctuary
    Asgardeus - Sanctuary Posts: 551 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    You're only alive because he allows you to live. b:avoid

    Wrong. I was dead because I tried to keep Hazu from fighting stuff when she shouldn't. Then Chcuck Norris tried to kill me.
    You know the math, two negatives make a positive. So I'm alive.

    On a side note, how do we two always end up in such paradoxons? xD
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  • VenusArmani - Dreamweaver
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,009 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Asgardeus - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Wrong. I was dead because I tried to keep Hazu from fighting stuff when she shouldn't. Then Chcuck Norris tried to kill me.
    You know the math, two negatives make a positive. So I'm alive.

    On a side note, how do we two always end up in such paradoxons? xD

    i have no clue b:chuckle
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Asgardeus - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Wrong. I was dead because I tried to keep Hazu from fighting stuff when she shouldn't. Then Chcuck Norris tried to kill me.
    You know the math, two negatives make a positive. So I'm alive.

    On a side note, how do we two always end up in such paradoxons? xD

    Not when it's multiplication. Anything involving Chuck Norris must be multiplied. As in the force of his roundhouse kick multiplied by the force of the internal organs being hit coming in contact with the skin and/or bones in that vicinity. Therefore, your argument is moot, and your dead. But still posting...then that means...


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  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Not when it's multiplication.

    Not to be a buzz kill, but it is exactly in multiplication where two negatives make a positive.

    In fun math lingo:

    Given x,y are real numbers and x < 0, y < 0

    x * y > 0 and x + y < 0

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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Not to be a buzz kill, but it is exactly in multiplication where two negatives make a positive.

    In fun math lingo:

    Given x,y are real numbers and x < 0, y < 0

    x * y > 0 and x + y < 0

    b:surrender

    A cleric dealing in mathematics? Not an archer? Blasphemy.
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  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    StormHydra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    A cleric dealing in mathematics? Not an archer? Blasphemy.

    Hardly. I've been breaking the stereotype since '09 b:victory
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  • VenusArmani - Dreamweaver
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,009 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Not to be a buzz kill, but it is exactly in multiplication where two negatives make a positive.

    In fun math lingo:

    Given x,y are real numbers and x < 0, y < 0

    x * y > 0 and x + y < 0

    b:surrender


    I knew that two negatives in multiplication make a positive, but the way you explained it made my brain hurt.
    @StormHydra

    It all makes sense, Decus is a Mathematician and a Mage. That makes him a Mathemagician!
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  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I knew that two negatives in multiplication make a positive, but the way you explained it made my brain hurt.
    @StormHydra

    It all makes sense, Decus is a Mathematician and a Mage. That makes him a Mathemagician!

    Any number "less than zero" is negative and any number "greater than zero" is positive. It's a method for shorthand is all.



    I am going to PM frankie asking him if I can get that title. I love it b:thanks
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  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I am going to PM frankie asking him if I can get that title. I love it b:thanks

    D: I asked for Prophet of Dreamweaver, and he never replied...
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