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Arenaceous - Lost City
Arenaceous - Lost City Posts: 632 Arc User
edited December 2011 in Wizard
Wizard forum is so dead... We need some trolls here. Also shelly was closing our one and only nonsense thread. :x

Let's look for questions that haven't been asked here.

So why am I always getting a red name by killing people with instant cast emberstorm crits when I sin check?

Why are so many males playing female wizards?

Why are even r9 sins double sparking in stealth when killing a wizard?

Why is my BT always critting sins for one damage?

Why are there so many skilled wizards on my server? And why are the worse geared more skilled than the great geared?

Why is HardToThink always trying to kill me after runs?

Did anyone else get level 100 skills just because they are so flashy?

Why does R9 sword refiine worse than R9 soulsphere?

Why is the range of genie spark so short?

Why do people always complain about the knockback on Will of the Nix when the melee mobs run back 2 seconds later anyway?

Why do seekers get an essential sutra that costs no chi?

And when am I getting my new skills?

x.x
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

- Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
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  • Nurfed_You - Harshlands
    Nurfed_You - Harshlands Posts: 754 Arc User
    edited December 2011
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    I'm Nurfed_You and i approve of this message.
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  • Leviath_Imp - Lost City
    Leviath_Imp - Lost City Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I'm Leviath_Imp and I approve of this message...
    OH WAIT, Arenaceous wrote it.
    HELL NO THIS MESSAGE SUCKS
  • DaKillanator - Raging Tide
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide Posts: 2,965 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Because you're r9 and they're not?

    If you gotta look at a pixelated *** all day, make it a female one.

    They're already lame for playing and gearing that class for pvp, it honestly doesn't surprise me that they double spark.

    God hates you.

    Every wanna-be pker and their sister rolls on LC. The wanna-be wanna-be's roll on HL, and the rest accept they're subpar and don't want competition go to PvE servers. But myself? Well you see I used to play on LC but then I took an arrow to the knee...
    And the undergeared are better because theirs so many OP players on LC that skill is the only thing they have going for them.

    Because he's a very pretty lady b:dirty

    No I got them because of their effectiveness.

    PWI likes fish.

    For balance. And so wizards can't kill magic fish.

    2 seconds = 10 attacks yo

    Because seekers think they're better than everyone else and that their **** don't stink.

    Christmas day if you've been a good boy.
  • HardToThink - Lost City
    HardToThink - Lost City Posts: 967 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Arenaceous - Lost City wrote: »

    Why is HardToThink always trying to kill me after runs?

    Spark, resist! Bids, Resist! Purple domain = invincible =////
    Siggy from bellefleurs.
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  • Arenaceous - Lost City
    Arenaceous - Lost City Posts: 632 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    @Imp: Why do you hate me so much? :<

    @DaKillanator: Wow, someone actually answered all my questions. o.o Here take this bonus medal *gives sadness card* :>

    @Leah: Did you have purple nightmares tonight? :o
    "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."

    "Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

    - Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
  • Leviath_Imp - Lost City
    Leviath_Imp - Lost City Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide wrote: »
    but then I took an arrow to the knee...

    now you know this is the most epic thread ever in the wiz subforums to date

    ... even if arenaceous wrote it b:shocked
  • Arenaceous - Lost City
    Arenaceous - Lost City Posts: 632 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Can you stop picking at me and atart posting the things you have always asked yourselves. Thank you. :>
    "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."

    "Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

    - Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
  • HardToThink - Lost City
    HardToThink - Lost City Posts: 967 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Arenaceous - Lost City wrote: »
    @Imp: Why do you hate me so much? :<

    @DaKillanator: Wow, someone actually answered all my questions. o.o Here take this bonus medal *gives sadness card* :>

    @Leah: Did you have purple nightmares tonight? :o

    Yes! =/
    I made a pvp video hopefully not as bad as the last one oo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmqNUNf_Ck&feature=youtu.be

    I played against more people and classes this time to try and make it more fun to watch. It was hard finding something that wasnt a sin though =//

    I was going to put a pw calc but pwcalc isn't working for me atm. hh99/90 mix with a +10 rank 8 weapon.
    Siggy from bellefleurs.
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  • Nurfed_You - Harshlands
    Nurfed_You - Harshlands Posts: 754 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    htt i like your vids :) i couldnt listen to the music for any longer then the vids are though xD your style is pretty cool also, though i do question some of your tactics. like ppl set up perfectly for a charm bypass and you sutra to tick there charm then try to kill them. Just confused me the few times i saw it happen
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  • HardToThink - Lost City
    HardToThink - Lost City Posts: 967 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    I was 1 shot by 3 things today, emberstorm from leviath_imp, almons normal attack with axes, zaytrox's normal attack with claws. =/ Why didnt I make a sin? >>
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  • Leviath_Imp - Lost City
    Leviath_Imp - Lost City Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    HardToThink - Lost City wrote: »
    emberstorm from leviath_imp

    statistically, you had like an 83% of surviving that shot; like i said, me just lucky b:surrender

    my question: how to beat magic marrowed bms (+11/12 armor w/ saph and josd) that wield +12 r9 axes, bm smart enough not to sit and tank a full undined sutra spark combo.

    seems bt crit at 1/2 hp might work if timed just right, which is an improbable tactic.
  • Nurfed_You - Harshlands
    Nurfed_You - Harshlands Posts: 754 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    if they are demon teh bt crit may not bypass without spark and xpoison. even then its iffy because demon marrows dont take away as much pdef. against a sage bm it generally works pretty well though, in my experience.
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