Rules of Thumb

NiightmareXz - Harshlands
NiightmareXz - Harshlands Posts: 1,569 Arc User
edited November 2011 in Chronicles
I noticed on the forums, and i'm sure many of you have over the years, that a lot of people here are idiots. Sorry.
Here's a few helpful hints to keep yourself from looking like a major ****.

1. Learn to read the OP's post. Unless the OP is StormHydra. Lately his posts are out of hand and about a mile long.

2. Not everyone shares the same view as you. Nuff said. Jumping down people's throats is not cute.

3. Trollin'. It goes hand in hand with rule 2. It's not cute.

4. ResMePls' "o" key is NOT broken. Please stop telling him to fix it.

5. Some things you just don't say. Like "I heard you *bleeped* a five year old last night".

6. LEARN TO SEARCH. We know the Cleric's Magic Shell buff is broken, and frankly who cares at this point.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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  • NiightmareXz - Harshlands
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands Posts: 1,569 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Also, inb4 lowerdepth/locked/offtopic
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  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Thank you for that important service announcement. b:pleased
    I post in forums. This one and others. That's why I post.
  • NiightmareXz - Harshlands
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands Posts: 1,569 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    You're welcome monsieur michael.
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  • SashaGray - Heavens Tear
    SashaGray - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,765 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    -1 post count b:sad
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  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands wrote: »
    I noticed on the forums, and i'm sure many of you have over the years, that a lot of people here are idiots. Sorry.
    Here's a few helpful hints to keep yourself from looking like a major ****.

    1. Learn to read the OP's post. Unless the OP is StormHydra. Lately his posts are out of hand and about a mile long.

    2. Not everyone shares the same view as you. Nuff said. Jumping down people's throats is not cute.

    3. Trollin'. It goes hand in hand with rule 2. It's not cute.

    4. ResMePls' "o" key is NOT broken. See rule 2. It's not cute.

    5. Some things you just don't say. Like "I heard you *bleeped* a five year old last night".

    6. LEARN TO SEARCH. We know the Cleric's Magic Shell buff is broken, and frankly who cares at this point.

    I now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

    I um... Fixed something for you. See the green bit.
    101 Sage Sin*/Archer
    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • John_Smith - Harshlands
    John_Smith - Harshlands Posts: 865 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I care about my blasted magic shell buff. They managed to fix 1k, surely Mshell cant be that hard? b:angry
    I've quit excluding TW for my faction. But I still hang around to help out those who still enjoy the game under PWEs horrific handling and to have fun in the forums. b:cute
    #Shame about PWEs absolutely craptastic handling of the goons glitching. Remember kids, there's no punishment for breaking the rules here!#
    If you make a valid complaint, your thread will disapear. Don't post it here, post it on other sites where PW can't hide it.
  • NiightmareXz - Harshlands
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands Posts: 1,569 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I um... Fixed something for you. See the green bit.

    I think it's cute.
    John_Smith - Harshlands wrote: »
    I care about my blasted magic shell buff. They managed to fix 1k, surely Mshell cant be that hard? b:angry

    I played a cleric. I know it's not that hard to rebuff one buff.
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  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands wrote: »
    I think it's cute.

    It IsN't. It Is As AnNoYiNg As tHe pEoPlE wHo tYpE lIkE tHiS iMo. >_>
    101 Sage Sin*/Archer
    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • Tiageos - Sanctuary
    Tiageos - Sanctuary Posts: 266 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Rule 1.5 The OP really needs to read the replies properly. You wouldn't believe how many times I see someone answer the OP and then the OP posts later with more vagueness and incomprehension. (Apparently totally ignoring the obvious answer that someone posted for him/her in the meantime.)
  • Alasen - Heavens Tear
    Alasen - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,874 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    like u did in the fairy box thread? we all know they're stil in SOME squad modes........
  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands wrote: »
    3. Trollin'. It goes hand in hand with rule 2. It's not cute. .

    I can't help it, though! b:sad
  • Okeano - Harshlands
    Okeano - Harshlands Posts: 4,943 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I herd NiightmareXz like thumbs, if ya know what I mean.
  • Mendolin - Sanctuary
    Mendolin - Sanctuary Posts: 1,092 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    7.) Assasins/Fish are OP - we get it no need to make a million QQ threads about it... b:chuckle

    8.) No one gives a **** about Cleric Strikes, Barb Strikes, etc. - if you cant handle what your class is needed for, contribute to the team and put up with as much bull **** as everyone else... then please find another game. I can assure you, you are not the only one in the game that puts up with stupidity.

    b:victoryb:kiss I love this thread <3
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  • Tekril - Dreamweaver
    Tekril - Dreamweaver Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands wrote: »
    4. ResMePls' "o" key is NOT broken. Please stop telling him to fix it.
    We only told him that to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he wasn't ****.

    I see you don't care what people think of him. I don't blame you, he deserves it.
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands wrote: »
    3. Trollin'. It goes hand in hand with rule 2. It's not cute.
    lol YOU MAD? b:sin
  • ResMePls - Heavens Tear
    ResMePls - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,349 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    All I learned fr0m this thread is:

    1.That Niightmare dreamz ab0ut me c0nsistently giving her +10 archers are hawt p0ints.

    2.Tekril is a butthurt n0n fact0r.

    3.Niightmare gains an additi0nal archers are Hawt p0int because I feel like giving her it.

    4.Aster is it true y0u tried t0 lick y0ur 0wn bewbs??
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  • Ikarium - Dreamweaver
    Ikarium - Dreamweaver Posts: 631 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Mendolin - Sanctuary wrote: »
    7.) Assasins/Fish are OP - we get it no need to make a million QQ threads about it... b:chuckle
    This would apply to anything. Multiple goonz glitch topics, multiple SP topics, multiple fairy box topics, and so on.
    Expanded to hijacking other threads and turning them into versions of the same topics.
  • Ryuukaze - Sanctuary
    Ryuukaze - Sanctuary Posts: 124 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    ResMePls - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Aster is it true y0u tried t0 lick y0ur 0wn bewbs??

    Is the most important and urgent question ever asked in this forums. No joke.
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Hai b:bye

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
    [ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
    [X] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
    [X] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ ] Troll
    [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Scientologist


    [ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
    [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
    [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
    [X] You started a long, stupid thread that most readers will never learn from
    [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
    [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
    [ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
    [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
    [ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
    [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
    statement
    [ ] You said "me too" to something
    [ ] You make no sense
    [ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
    [ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
    [ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
    et al.
    [ ] You made a baseless assertion
    [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
    APPARENT REASON
    [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
    worthless that you are being flamed anyway

    To Repent, You Must:

    [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
    [X] Stop masturbating for a week
    [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
    [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
    be plugged in)
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
    [ ] Print your home phone number in your ads

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] Get a clue
    [X] Start a blog so you can complain at your leisure
    [ ] Age 10 years before posting again
    [ ] Never post again
    [X] I pity your dog
    [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
    [ ] M-rons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
    [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
    [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
    [ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
    [ ] All of the above
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  • krittycat
    krittycat Posts: 4,187 Community Moderator
    edited November 2011
    Well, this thread got negative fast.b:shocked

    Short drop, sudden stop.

    Closed.

    EDIT: Just remembered why I opened the thread...

    You all are aware of the origin of the "Rule of Thumb"?

    At one time, men were allowed to beat their wives, as long as the stick they used was no thicker than their thumb.

    Something to ponder.b:bye
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