Teach me how to wizzie

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BLOODMYSTIC - Archosaur
BLOODMYSTIC - Archosaur Posts: 1,842 Arc User
edited September 2011 in Etherblade (West)
Still a work in process, but 90% there.

Another BLOODMYSTIC original production, with the first 8 lines dedicated to Adolt - self professed LC pk wizard god that is never, in fact, pking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY9uZWCh4go


Teach me how to wizzie(aye!)

[Verse 1:]
He think he smooth
What?
"Can u teach me how to wizzie?"
You know why?
Only snitch wizzies love ye, G (aye)
All you need is some gear thats super bumpin'
And for 8x toons to have whack gear and chump it!
You put your name out front, post from snide to snide
I gonna be on you when your lie hit reply, right?
Aint nobody buck'n wit my bros on TW-side
I ain’t no busta and I make you fell the thunder
I aint from LC-town but I p-kay boogie
I show my moves off and everybody tryna gank me
I leave da faction and all da ladies tryna ‘cruit me
You just do you
and ima do me (all day)
Big ego’s hate me
so they try to front me
Snitches be stuck to me
I think they tryin' ta glue me
I make the drama shine bright when i start postin'
West gate is carebear dumb
so I had to nuke it

[Chorus]
Teach me how to wizzie
T-teach me how to wizzie
Teach me how to wizzie
T-teach me how to wizzie
Adolt snitch loves me
All his, all his snitches love me
All his snitches love me
Aint frontin me, ego wizzie!
[repeat 2x]

[Verse 2]
The name is BLOOD!
For da dudes who don't know me
I lag from the east but I can teach ya how to wizzie!
I step up in da lane and all these archers try n bug me
See their wizzies just dancin and none of them even know me
I hear der vents are screamin like "Aye! get BLOODY!"
So I hop off my flier and they hit me real low
Dey like "How he do dat?!?!? He just blinked across da floor!!!!"
when pk snitches drop they like “come out for more!”
I'm like “man I'm kinda tired” and “QQ SOME MOAR”
Madonn! Too few wizzies do that west gate dance
Dat they learned rank 9 just little too fast
and bought it not too good
And got da whole bad class...

[Chorus]
[repeat 2x]

[Verse 3]
Back of the catas i don't really like to wizzie
I'm just tryna get front and clear a wide deadzone
(Mmm) I do their wizzie dead and da snitches hatin but I'm bout
To escape with a holy path n do it all again (**** it)
We lost some friends so its a too slow show
I aint running it no matter how long
You like me - like me
I know you love me but,
Ya’ll change da subject when I roll out my wizzie
Cause, i don't give a **** 'bout getting friends, getting money. Me?
I leave factions at the top if theres fun left in it for me, see?
I’m gonna make em love da wizzie - won’t go to my head
And when they call me safety zone I really think its kinda funny
Baahahaa!
Snitch you can't tell me nothin
a beat is a beat
I just cooked you in my oven
see the wizzie coming when everybody slummin,
and I hate west gate coffee-housing so you know I’ll keep it thumpin (oh! )



I

JUST

CAN'T

STOP

http://www.youtube.com/user/SteveObarker?blend=8&ob=5
"And as for bragging, I don't need to brag. I am famous, yo. My accomplishments are legendary. I am BLOODMYSTIC, speaker of truth, bane of the Barbarians of Impulse, slayer of the **** of Narla, liberator of all the free peoples of the Archosaur server, former master propagandist for our leader in freedom, Proski, and Archtroll of the PWI Forums. And now? Amiable pve wizard, beloved by all, aka BLUEMYSTIC. Pleased to make your acquaintance."
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  • Abstractive - Archosaur
    Abstractive - Archosaur Posts: 1,232 Arc User
    edited September 2011
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    Everybody...do the dougie...everybody's...just a little cooky.
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