You know you're addicted to PW when..

XXZeonXx - Harshlands
XXZeonXx - Harshlands Posts: 372 Arc User
edited July 2011 in General Discussion
So, yeah. I'm bored, and decided to start one of these topics to entertain myself. Hopefully it will provide some amusing/laughable posts.. Let me start with two poorly and hastily thought out ones..
You know you're addicted to PW when your friends ask you to go out, and the first thing you wonder is if your SL is on. You know you're addicted to PW when you tell your friend he or she wouldd make a good Archer because he or she is good at math.
And let the fun begin.
Donate towards my endgame build, please. <3
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You know you're addicted to X when you make a, "You know you're addicted to X when...," thread on X's forums.
  • XXZeonXx - Harshlands
    XXZeonXx - Harshlands Posts: 372 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    truekossy wrote: »
    You know you're addicted to X when you make a, "You know you're addicted to X when...," thread on X's forums.

    You just couldn't resist, could you? I was wondering how many posts it'd take to get that response.
    Donate towards my endgame build, please. <3
    pwcalc.com/400d2e22e4b852e2
  • Talihina - Raging Tide
    Talihina - Raging Tide Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    When your friend says their life sucks, and you tell them to reroll. b:laugh
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  • Yamiino - Heavens Tear
    Yamiino - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,031 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You know you're addicted to PW when you charge zen... :(
    WTB> -12% channeling BELT or RING pm me with link or mail me ingame HT server, ty.
  • Drakaniel - Heavens Tear
    Drakaniel - Heavens Tear Posts: 264 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when you look at people in the subway and think of what class would fit them...
    True story. b:surrender
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  • WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary
    WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary Posts: 1,686 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ...when you walk through a store and see things on-sale for 50%-off and start grabbing them off the shelf, only to then remember you can't actually stand around all-day dressed up as a cat re-selling them.
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary wrote: »
    ...when you walk through a store and see things on-sale for 50%-off and start grabbing them off the shelf, only to then remember you can't actually stand around all-day dressed up as a cat re-selling them.

    Says who? I stand in the middle of roads dressed as a cat attempting to sell things all the time.

    Well... when they let me out of this jacket and comfy room they put me in about five minutes after I started, anyways.
  • Escorian - Dreamweaver
    Escorian - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,802 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    you know your addicted to pwi when you kill rabbits dogs cats and horse and think meh they will just respawn in 5 minutes anyways b:chuckle
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  • _Nuriko_ - Lost City
    _Nuriko_ - Lost City Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    When you and your real life brother talk more in game then in well... real life.

    Oh and not to mention. When we do talk irl, its about PWI.
    Ahira is a spyb:cryb:cryb:cry
  • Equin - Dreamweaver
    Equin - Dreamweaver Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    when you ask for buffs from a priest b:bored
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  • Namari - Dreamweaver
    Namari - Dreamweaver Posts: 598 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ...when you leave a room irl and say "afk".

    Ask Esco, I actually did this. b:laugh

    Hi Equin!
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    My main is Ivy_. I'm better known as Destini. Also known as _Yvi. Yes, I have an identity crisis. b:chuckle

    Looking for a signature for this character. Wanna make me one?
  • Abstractive - Archosaur
    Abstractive - Archosaur Posts: 1,232 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ...when you open up gift boxes from your family on Christmas expecting a Scroll of Tome.
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  • jaxaether
    jaxaether Posts: 59 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ...you say "DING!" on your birthday.

    ...you try to double-jump irl.
  • Abstractive - Archosaur
    Abstractive - Archosaur Posts: 1,232 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    jaxaether wrote: »
    ...you say "DING!" on your birthday.

    ...you try to double-jump irl.

    lmao, this made my day, sir. I tried a front flip once. b:laugh

    It ended in me almost breaking my neck.
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  • Novain - Lost City
    Novain - Lost City Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ... when you setup your nightly flip shop , goto sleep only to wake up hours later to check and re check the market for optimal profits. b:laugh
    overclocked AFK merchant, setting benchmarks for common catshops
  • Kremia - Lost City
    Kremia - Lost City Posts: 507 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    jaxaether wrote: »
    ...you say "DING!" on your birthday.

    This one is great b:laugh


    ...when u try to teleport to work

    ...when u must buy a birthday present and the first u think is: ''where do i get the mats for it?''
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  • LilNai - Harshlands
    LilNai - Harshlands Posts: 481 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/111884-Chinese-Parents-Sell-Kids-To-Fund-Gaming-Habits

    Thats when you know your addicted to playing a chinese game b:laugh
  • malandmforum
    malandmforum Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ... when you wonder how awesome life would be if it was actually a Perfect World and what level people on the street would be (depending on their social status)...

    I do that ALL the time... :P

    Who else thinks PW is better than real life?
  • Sir_Puma - Raging Tide
    Sir_Puma - Raging Tide Posts: 780 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You know you are addicted when you planify things real life to "fit" with your time in game.

    Exemples :

    - You want to go to 1k from arch on a 2.00 flyer to go learn a demon/sage skill.
    If you fly, gives you time to start water to boil for pastas and "should" be just about ready to put pastas in as you land. Learning skill, getting out and flying back to arch "should" give it enough time to be ready.

    -- Crazy stone takes 10 mins. A guy can take a shower in that time.

    --Turning 150 chips into dice tickets gives a guy enough time to shave.

    -- Bored and very bored rooms in cube are perfect oppurtinities to get that coffee going and maybe a small snack.

    --Someone reporting during a unstacked bh gives just about enough time for a quick restroom rush.

    Addicted ? Me ? Nah..

    Heck , when I wake up in morning, i'm 2 feets from my comp and about 40 from kitchen. I will take time to set a flight path eyes half opened before going to make coffee..
    Proud supporter of the new expansion. Sure it has it's share of bugs, like any games. But for a pure farmer/grinder, that's a whole lot of new mobs to go beat up b:chuckle
  • ArcticStar - Archosaur
    ArcticStar - Archosaur Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Sir_Puma - Raging Tide wrote: »
    You know you are addicted when you planify things real life to "fit" with your time in game.

    Exemples :

    - You want to go to 1k from arch on a 2.00 flyer to go learn a demon/sage skill.
    If you fly, gives you time to start water to boil for pastas and "should" be just about ready to put pastas in as you land. Learning skill, getting out and flying back to arch "should" give it enough time to be ready.

    -- Crazy stone takes 10 mins. A guy can take a shower in that time.

    --Turning 150 chips into dice tickets gives a guy enough time to shave.

    -- Bored and very bored rooms in cube are perfect oppurtinities to get that coffee going and maybe a small snack.

    --Someone reporting during a unstacked bh gives just about enough time for a quick restroom rush.

    Addicted ? Me ? Nah..

    Heck , when I wake up in morning, i'm 2 feets from my comp and about 40 from kitchen. I will take time to set a flight path eyes half opened before going to make coffee..

    Wow, you're pretty flippin' hardcore, I like you. b:chuckle
  • LovesTragedy - Lost City
    LovesTragedy - Lost City Posts: 474 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    _Nuriko_ - Lost City wrote: »
    When you and your real life brother talk more in game then in well... real life.

    Oh and not to mention. When we do talk irl, its about PWI.

    b:surrender
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    Enjoy the rest of the downward spiral. See you in SWtOR b:bye
  • Aeyisha - Lost City
    Aeyisha - Lost City Posts: 475 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Sir_Puma - Raging Tide wrote: »
    You know you are addicted when you planify things real life to "fit" with your time in game.

    Exemples :

    - You want to go to 1k from arch on a 2.00 flyer to go learn a demon/sage skill.
    If you fly, gives you time to start water to boil for pastas and "should" be just about ready to put pastas in as you land. Learning skill, getting out and flying back to arch "should" give it enough time to be ready.

    -- Crazy stone takes 10 mins. A guy can take a shower in that time.

    --Turning 150 chips into dice tickets gives a guy enough time to shave.

    -- Bored and very bored rooms in cube are perfect oppurtinities to get that coffee going and maybe a small snack.

    --Someone reporting during a unstacked bh gives just about enough time for a quick restroom rush.

    Addicted ? Me ? Nah..

    Heck , when I wake up in morning, i'm 2 feets from my comp and about 40 from kitchen. I will take time to set a flight path eyes half opened before going to make coffee..

    I actually used to do all that.
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  • jimbojamo
    jimbojamo Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You know you're addicted to PW when you hear the microwave go DING! and you say GRATZ!!!
  • Mahiira - Archosaur
    Mahiira - Archosaur Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when ...

    you spend more money to dye your in-game clothes than you would IRL. >___>
  • Orintaz - Archosaur
    Orintaz - Archosaur Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    <3Mahi, Same thing here. My ingame fashion probably costs more then irl clothes ._.
  • KeleNiyol - Lost City
    KeleNiyol - Lost City Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You know you are addicted when...
    you can sell your character and gear for market value in gold and afford a new car... *cough cough* all u full +12 r9, full JoSD geared playersb:shutup
  • VenusArmani - Dreamweaver
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,009 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ...you just want the seekers/mystics to have witty comments on their forum descriptions too b:surrenderb:chuckle
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    When you walk into the city and start lagging. Damn traffic.
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  • Amencat - Sanctuary
    Amencat - Sanctuary Posts: 484 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    when you dont search for another game and dont play anything besides pwi
    Some Rules each PWI Gamer should know
    1. Dont break this rules & no matter what: DONT TRUST ANYONE!
    2. Dont pay wine or heads fee (like to get kicked after that?) b:chuckle
    3. Dont borrow items (since when return gms scammed stuff?) b:embarrass
    4. Dont use your password in faction-forums (like hacks?) b:fatb
    5. Dont give your mats to the tt-banker (obvious, not?) b:beg
    6. Dont wait for help, or heals, or any other miracles,... (for more examples just play pwi and you will hate the whole humanity) b:bye
  • Daedallus - Sanctuary
    Daedallus - Sanctuary Posts: 554 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    jimbojamo wrote: »
    You know you're addicted to PW when you hear the microwave go DING! and you say GRATZ!!!

    +1 b:laugh

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