Predictions

Lairian - Sanctuary
Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
edited July 2011 in Off-Topic Discussion
Just like the title says. Give a prediction about something that may happen in the future. It can be about anything you want it to be, just try and make it entertaining. Otherwise we'll get bored and go somewhere else.





My prediction is of the two young singers everyone loves to hate: Justine Beiber and Rebecca Black. I say that the two of them will join forces and make what may be the worst singing duo in the history of man. Seeing this, the army will contact them, aiming to make the teens into their latest weapons. The way this will work is: The government will tell whatever group they are fighting against that, in a gesture of good will, they will send over two famous singers. The Bieber/Black pair will go in anomalously until they appear on stage and start singing before the gathered enemy. The enemy will be so horrified by this, that they will either commit suicide or gouge their own ears out, at which point the US army, wearing earplugs or a music player with actual music playing will go in and finish the enemy off. This will be very successful until the U.N deems this tactic so horrific that it will be declared a war crime. All recordings of the pair are permanently erased.
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  • DuckTapez - Archosaur
    DuckTapez - Archosaur Posts: 855 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    sometime within 2 days the word "coconut" will be mentioned in this thread o.o
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  • Selenica - Sanctuary
    Selenica - Sanctuary Posts: 29 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    The art of prediction is a jinx in itself.
    Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee^^
  • DuckTapez - Archosaur
    DuckTapez - Archosaur Posts: 855 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    oh, i forgot to mention that gummy bear vitamins will replace all forms of vegetables
    excluding tomatoes; they're fruits b:angry
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  • Equin - Dreamweaver
    Equin - Dreamweaver Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    every person that has posted will owe me 100k
    (that includes the people after me b:thanks)
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  • NiightmareXz - Harshlands
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands Posts: 1,569 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    coconuts
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  • DuckTapez - Archosaur
    DuckTapez - Archosaur Posts: 855 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    every person that has posted will owe me 100k
    (that includes the people after me b:thanks)

    sorry, cant trade cross-servers
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  • Equin - Dreamweaver
    Equin - Dreamweaver Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    sorry, cant trade cross-servers

    uuuh... go make a char on this server and make 100k to give it to me? b:chuckle
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  • Evict - Heavens Tear
    Evict - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,301 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Gold prices reach 2m. /thread
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    INB4 typical psychic/fortuneteller line about predicting something extremely vague but sounds specific.
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